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Couples alarm clock. Rings that you wear for
separate wake up times. The rings vibrate he
wake you but new your partner :: Genius.
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#176 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
I'd buy that
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#157 - thejizzguzzler **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #124 - inspectah (12/29/2012) [-]
i cant even wake up to the sound of my alarm clock how the **** am i supposed to wake up from small vibrations

how do i not have a reaction image for this
#120 - anonymous (12/29/2012) [-]
I guess i don't need one ;_;
User avatar #119 - thejerseyjenn (12/29/2012) [-]
i don't think that it would wake me up, i'm a very heavy sleeper /:
User avatar #168 to #119 - PubLandlord (12/29/2012) [-]
so is ur mom
#116 - TheTerrorists (12/29/2012) [-]
this is a precursor to a horrible divorce. beginning with alarm clocks.
User avatar #134 to #116 - simplygabriele (12/29/2012) [-]
How so?
#136 to #134 - TheTerrorists (12/29/2012) [-]
"GODDAMIT WOMAN TURN OFF YOUR ALARM CLOCK"
" **** YOU DAVE AND TURN OFF YOUR GODDAMNED ALARM CLOCK"
"I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE AN ESCAPED SLAVE IF YOU DON'T TURN OFF YOUR DAMN ALARM"
" **** YOU WE'RE OVER"
"FINE"
User avatar #137 to #136 - simplygabriele (12/29/2012) [-]
Expected it to have to do more with the alarm clock in the picture, but sure. Although it sounds like a couple that would break up over running out of maple syrup.
#138 to #137 - TheTerrorists (12/29/2012) [-]
which is a common occurrence as a matter o'fact
User avatar #140 to #138 - simplygabriele (12/29/2012) [-]
Not surprising, really. Just like buying uggs or crocks. That's a deal breaker right there.
#141 to #140 - TheTerrorists (12/29/2012) [-]
or when it turns out that she is a man,





















and she's bigger than you are
#114 - hackapelite (12/29/2012) [-]
mfw waking up
mfw waking up
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#112 - ahjay (12/28/2012) [-]
>Girl puts on ring
>Fingers herself as it vibrates
>????
>Profit
User avatar #115 to #112 - Theyneverknow (12/29/2012) [-]
That's the joke
User avatar #118 to #115 - ahjay (12/29/2012) [-]
Just kinda wanted to point it out since everyone else was saying they'd put it on their dicks.

I'm sorry.
#125 to #118 - Theyneverknow (12/29/2012) [-]
How..does a ring even nearly fit your dick..   
MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
How..does a ring even nearly fit your dick..
MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
#111 - anonymous (12/28/2012) [-]
one ring to rule the morning.
#110 - Dakafal (12/28/2012) [-]
I would like to argue with those saying they will put it on their dick/cock.   
1. If it's meant for a finger, it's not going to fit on your penis, even when flaccid.   
2. Even if your penis is so tiny that it fits, when you get morning wood, you will experience some serious discomfort.   
3. Again assuming it fit onto your genitalia, and that you are blessed with a lack of morning wood, it probably wouldn't be enough stimulus to wake you.   
4. Anybody with a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/marital status would love to not be woken by their significant others' alarm
I would like to argue with those saying they will put it on their dick/cock.
1. If it's meant for a finger, it's not going to fit on your penis, even when flaccid.
2. Even if your penis is so tiny that it fits, when you get morning wood, you will experience some serious discomfort.
3. Again assuming it fit onto your genitalia, and that you are blessed with a lack of morning wood, it probably wouldn't be enough stimulus to wake you.
4. Anybody with a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/marital status would love to not be woken by their significant others' alarm
#123 to #110 - giggitygil (12/29/2012) [-]
Clever son of a bitch.
#109 - kippa (12/28/2012) [-]
nice
nice
User avatar #107 - Dap (12/28/2012) [-]
Guys...

Guys

Guys listen

I have the best ide

guys listen.

I have the best idea ever

guys

I'll put the RING

guys

THE RING

guys listen here.

I'll put the RING.... on my DICK.

tehehehehehehe
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#105 - ummalingur (12/28/2012) [-]
so... vibrating cockrings on a timer?
User avatar #103 - pdoering (12/28/2012) [-]
Link to buy!???!?
#102 - nuggetry (12/28/2012) [-]
i was all excited to make a dick joke but it seems like everyone already has made them all.    
<MFW
i was all excited to make a dick joke but it seems like everyone already has made them all.
<MFW
User avatar #100 - stijnverheye (12/28/2012) [-]
no more morning wood !
#98 - shinobidesu (12/28/2012) [-]
Penis does like.
Penis does like.
User avatar #97 - firinne (12/28/2012) [-]
That would scare the **** outta me...
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