Not sure if thats how it will be used.... Cold Nips... theleek.com/2012/10/21-reasons-why-bras-suck/. Couples alarm clock. Rings that you wear for separate wake
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Not sure if thats how it will be used...

Couples alarm clock. Rings that you wear for
separate wake up times. The rings vibrate he
wake you but new your partner :: Genius.
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User avatar #1 - cryptospuridium (12/28/2012) [-]
Did I hear someone say "Timed cock rings"?
User avatar #9 - jbails (12/28/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Where is that guy that spams "that's a sexual reference"?
#10 to #9 - HOtaconE (12/28/2012) [-]
I'll fill in for him, and even accept the mass of red thumbs:

That's a sexual reference!
#38 - anthraxpotato (12/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Guys would put it in their dicks.
Girls would sleep with their hands inside their pants.

The End
#11 - anonymous (12/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This wouldn't work. I sleep with my finger up my girlfriend's butt. I doubt that's how she wants to be woken up.
#72 - neverposting (12/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If wide enough, I would definitely put it on my dick and wake up with a smile...
#46 - eldersprite (12/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Is the ring's vibration... supposed to wake you up?
Is the ring's vibration... supposed to wake you up?
User avatar #60 to #55 - CyrilKeir (12/28/2012) [-]
Stick it around your penis instead then.
User avatar #44 - mookiez (12/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Don't scroll down. People are talking about putting these inside their dicks.
#57 to #44 - comradewinter ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
>Inside their dicks
User avatar #82 - occamsrazor (12/28/2012) [-]
yeah thats going right on my dick
#39 - anonymous (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
if you can fit something that is ring sized onto your manhood, then you are a sad man.
#110 - Dakafal (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I would like to argue with those saying they will put it on their dick/cock.   
1. If it's meant for a finger, it's not going to fit on your penis, even when flaccid.   
2. Even if your penis is so tiny that it fits, when you get morning wood, you will experience some serious discomfort.   
3. Again assuming it fit onto your genitalia, and that you are blessed with a lack of morning wood, it probably wouldn't be enough stimulus to wake you.   
4. Anybody with a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/marital status would love to not be woken by their significant others' alarm
I would like to argue with those saying they will put it on their dick/cock.
1. If it's meant for a finger, it's not going to fit on your penis, even when flaccid.
2. Even if your penis is so tiny that it fits, when you get morning wood, you will experience some serious discomfort.
3. Again assuming it fit onto your genitalia, and that you are blessed with a lack of morning wood, it probably wouldn't be enough stimulus to wake you.
4. Anybody with a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/marital status would love to not be woken by their significant others' alarm
#102 - nuggetry (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i was all excited to make a dick joke but it seems like everyone already has made them all.    
<MFW
i was all excited to make a dick joke but it seems like everyone already has made them all.
<MFW
User avatar #107 - Dap (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Guys...

Guys

Guys listen

I have the best ide

guys listen.

I have the best idea ever

guys

I'll put the RING

guys

THE RING

guys listen here.

I'll put the RING.... on my DICK.

tehehehehehehe
User avatar #63 - hjgamer (12/28/2012) [-]
now put in on your dick
#65 - expert (12/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
yes.....i will most definitely use these as an alarm.
not anything else
#12 - turbotord (12/28/2012) [-]
I would put my dick in that
#114 - hackapelite (12/29/2012) [-]
mfw waking up
mfw waking up
User avatar #76 - ishalltroll (12/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I doubt that anybody wakes up from a slight vibration on ones finger
User avatar #14 - alucord (12/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I totally want these.


But first I need a girlfriend
#112 - ahjay (12/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Girl puts on ring
>Fingers herself as it vibrates
>????
>Profit
#91 - dolmandabean (12/28/2012) [-]
who the **** has a dick with the same girth as a finger.... like seriously?!
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