Slap of the Century

smite me, oh mighty smiter!

Christians: 1
Stupid Bitch: 0

^This fuckin' guy

i lol'd so hard at this! you deserve a nice pat on the back.

No, Carlos. Go back to fuckin' Mexico.

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I can't get sunburn anymore.....because I never go out in the sun

I'm watching you...

You just made my back burn just thinking about that

The imprint looks like a female hand. She may have caught that waprt where the scratch is, with a long nail.


maybe?

Either way, have an awesome gif

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I don't know what the fucked happened to my fingers when typing that.

Though you're right, it probably is a cut and not a laceration, it's in totally the wrong place and it isn't straight or deep enough, I just thought it was funny.

My reasoning for thinking it's a guy's hand is ... Well.

Girls slap, right? Guys hit.
But if you were intending to hurt someone and wanted to slap them, you wouldn't go for their back, if only because it normally wouldn't be showing, and he is wearing a top in the picture.
I'm thinking it was some kind of dare, or a game or something.
Hence, it's going to be a guy, not a girl, only guys are dumb enough to do that shit.

And thanks for the gif, hah.

i wanted to be sexy...

cant go wrong with hanes

The CK boxer shorts are fucking comfy as fuck, goddamn.

Very expensive, but cushty shit.

To good for hanes huh

It takes em a total of 15 seconds to ride up into a rope like thong whenever I move, guess they just don't fit me

Oooh Slaps can hurt I'm Scott Malkinson I have diabetes

Is that from South Park ? , broadway bro down ?

It's Cleveland.

Season 12
Episode 13

Elementary School Musical

ah nice one cheers man x

Why not both?

His username is pretty awesome. I believe it's ironic, so what's the problem with it ?

your username is Carl sagouin

Sagouin means Tamarin in french.

but it sounds like a retard trying to say sagan

curl sogin

Yeah, I know that.
"Sagouin" would also translate to something like "filthy pig". As if these animals were disgusting brutes or something.
I found it pretty funny.

A faggot for appreciating a pun ?
Just because there's "swag" in it, it can't be funny ?

u heard him, gay faggot

Really ? You're gonna search for each of my comments and call me gay ?
What kind of little bitch are you for being so mad at me for disliking your stolen content ?

Ha! That's so perfect!

At first i glanced and thought he kicked him and then i anger