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Takei strikes again!!!
It might take you awhile to get like me but you will eventually get it...
THEE THE T'
MIT tlf ‘EMF
HF ‘HI
MIT tlf ‘EMF
HF ‘HI
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I don't get it. And I've been staring at this for 10 minuts now. Help me out please. :<
#13
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victoryismine (12/28/2012) [+]
(11 replies)
Me - "Hey Mum."
Mum - "What?"
Me - Do you know how to fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?"
Mum - "How?"
Me - "Take the S out of safe and the F out of way."
Mum - "Oh"
Me - "Do you get it?"
Mum - (silence)
Me - "I said take the S out of safe and the F out of way"
Mum - "The f out of way? You can't take the F out of way. There is no F."
Me - "DAMMIT!"
MFW
Mum - "What?"
Me - Do you know how to fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?"
Mum - "How?"
Me - "Take the S out of safe and the F out of way."
Mum - "Oh"
Me - "Do you get it?"
Mum - (silence)
Me - "I said take the S out of safe and the F out of way"
Mum - "The f out of way? You can't take the F out of way. There is no F."
Me - "DAMMIT!"
MFW
One day a man goes to an ice cream store
he asks the clerk for chocolate ice cream
"I'm sorry sir there is none to be had"
But I really want chocolate ice cream
You are not understanding me
spell van as in vanilla
V.A.N.
spell straw as in strawberry
S.T.R.A.W
spell fuck as in chocolate
there is no fuck in chocolate
that's what I've been trying to tell you
he asks the clerk for chocolate ice cream
"I'm sorry sir there is none to be had"
But I really want chocolate ice cream
You are not understanding me
spell van as in vanilla
V.A.N.
spell straw as in strawberry
S.T.R.A.W
spell fuck as in chocolate
there is no fuck in chocolate
that's what I've been trying to tell you
#47
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mltex (12/28/2012) [-]
It's one of the jokes you have to read a couple times to understand.
1. Read the joke.
2. Think about the joke.
3. Realise you didn't get the joke.
4. Read it again.
5. Mouth the joke to yourself.
6. Your brain connects all the parts of the joke together.
7. You now understand the joke and proceed to laugh.
1. Read the joke.
2. Think about the joke.
3. Realise you didn't get the joke.
4. Read it again.
5. Mouth the joke to yourself.
6. Your brain connects all the parts of the joke together.
7. You now understand the joke and proceed to laugh.
#23
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omgroflcakes (12/28/2012) [-]
I've seen this comic who knows how many times now, and the joke just hit me right in the face. It's so obvious, but it isn't.