How to sell a lamp. OC. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol Question to discuss: stranger 1 must sell a lamp to s
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How to sell a lamp

OC

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
stranger 1 must sell a lamp to stranger
You: LOL
Stranger: Tes
You: Bitch
You: HOLD
You: THE ****
You: UP
You: THIS AIN' T ND ORDINARY LAMP
Stranger: Uh.. Sorry?
Stranger: Cih.... Kay?
You: This **** is a ******* Billy Mays Caps Lamp 9500
You: **** is BRIGHT
You: 100 Watt?
Stranger: That' s nice....
You: Try THOUSAND WATT, BEYETCH
You: **** will LIGHT THE PLACE UP like *******
CHRISTMAS
You: (SIN THE FOURTH ACULY
Stranger: But does it come in blue'?
Stranger: I really want blue
You: ***** , IT CAMES IN ******* (BITTER
TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TD
You: Just hook it up via ************* USB and it will
to your standard, if you have an account on
the Billy Mays websites
Stranger: I WILL BUY THIS LAMP
You: DAMN ****** RIGHT
Stranger: CUZ IT' S ******* AWESOME
You: GUESS WHAT IT CASTS YOU UP IN THIS
BITCH!?
You: MATHA
You: *******
Stranger: NAME THE PRICE
You: S PAYMENTS
You:
You: BUT HOLD THE PHONE
CC) CANUCKER
You: Call this ******* RIGHT ******* NOW
You: And we' ll DDABLE THE ******* DEFER
9500 GT' S FDR THE PRICE CINE!
You: People walk past yo house and be like
You: DAYUM, ***** BRIGHT
Stranger: DH ****
Stranger: THAT' S SCEME INTENSE ****
You: TAKE IT AWAY VINCE:
You: How bright IS it?
You: ***** , THIS **** IS SC) BRIGHT, THE
PREDIC) USLY STATED SCENARIO WOULD HAPPEN
IF THEY WAS IN THE GOD DAMNED BASEMENT
You: Just when you thought it couldn' t get ANY
******* BETTER:
You: This piece of **** lamp will REPEL *******
SPIDERS
You: ND
You: MC)
You: SCARY ASS ****
You: IN YD BASEMENT
Stranger: Dmff I' m actually crying in laughing so hard
You: LET' S GET YOU SIGNED THE **** UP
You: Good, I aim to please.
Stranger: You' re too funny heheh
Stranger: I' m sold
Your partner has disconnected.
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Submitted: 12/27/2012
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#17 - confusedasian (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'll be seeing you on the front page.
I'll be seeing you on the front page.
#37 - wertgf (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
reality.
#57 - thenacho (12/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Lost it at Otter Testicles
#45 - ascendedwings (12/27/2012) [-]
Also, I heard "THIS AIN'T NO ORDINARY LAMP" in his voice.
#52 - nippuhl (12/27/2012) [-]
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HE DIDN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE RULES
#272 - davidavidson ONLINE (12/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING
#15 - stonerjesus (12/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**stonerjesus rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at wut 2 ** MFW otter testicles
#75 - xfresherassassinx (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**xfresherassassinx rolled a random image posted in comment #2228468 at FJ RPG ** Mfw Otter testical
**xfresherassassinx rolled a random image posted in comment #2228468 at FJ RPG ** Mfw Otter testical
#49 - nonamemeant (12/27/2012) [-]
**nonamemeant rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at AMP 709 ** Otter testicles?
#220 - guitarmanforever (12/28/2012) [-]
> ***** , IT COMES IN ******* OTTER TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TO

Can't see straight from laughing too hard
#21 - radtroll (12/27/2012) [-]
" COME IN 						*******					 OTTER TESTICLES IF YOU WANT TO "   
   
lost all my 						****					 at this point.   
   
To The 						***********					 Front Page
" COME IN ******* OTTER TESTICLES IF YOU WANT TO "

lost all my **** at this point.

To The *********** Front Page
#299 - josieabby (12/28/2012) [-]
NO   
MO   
SCARY ASS 						****					   
IN YO BASEMENT   
   
I...can't...even...
NO
MO
SCARY ASS ****
IN YO BASEMENT

I...can't...even...
User avatar #197 - therealpokemon (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Thanks for getting me to Front Page, I ******* love you guys.
#39 - ithinkimfunny (12/27/2012) [-]
So I'm on omegle and things kinda get out of hand lol
#298 - Womens Study Major (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This isn't funny it's just obnoxious
#290 - obnhep (12/28/2012) [-]
I 						******					 lost it at otter testicles
I ****** lost it at otter testicles
#148 - gustaviaable (12/28/2012) [-]
I tried this. Didn't end so well...
#46 - gafagear (12/27/2012) [-]
I made this for you FJ..not sure what you could do with it.. haveFun
User avatar #130 - kikx ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
The otter testicles thing almost gave me a heart attack.
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