bro code. . F ARTICLE 24 - When wearin it b either f 2 or 6 o' clock, All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.. i fixed it
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#126 - blutzcrunk (12/28/2012) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at He's in the zone **   
>the real brocode
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at He's in the zone **
>the real brocode
#127 to #126 - gjsmothefirst (12/28/2012) [-]
Nice roll.
#135 to #127 - blutzcrunk (12/28/2012) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #336 at How I view PewDiePie fans **

<This picture better say thx.
#136 to #135 - gjsmothefirst (12/28/2012) [-]
It does not.
#137 to #136 - blutzcrunk (12/28/2012) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #2545860 at MLP Friendly Board **

I ****** up
#140 to #137 - gjsmothefirst (12/28/2012) [-]
**gjsmothefirst rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at TO INFINITI N BYOND! **
don't worrry, really good picture rolls are an infrequent occurrence.
#144 to #140 - blutzcrunk (12/28/2012) [-]
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<I'll prove you wrong. This is a picture of an asian lady.
#146 to #144 - danielph (12/28/2012) [-]
**danielph rolled a random image posted in comment #2133539 at FJ RPG ** not a pony
#145 to #144 - blutzcrunk (12/28/2012) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at 1912 **   
&lt;Damn it!
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at 1912 **
<Damn it!
#148 to #145 - lolwatthe (12/28/2012) [-]
**lolwatthe rolled a random image posted in comment #5377 at Thumb Orgy ** Want some help?
#149 to #126 - John Cena (12/28/2012) [-]
Admirable roll.
#8 - justsomechickyo (12/27/2012) [-]
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#11 - John Cena (12/27/2012) [-]
You do realise, that if a woman reads this post, OP has violated article 4 of TBC
User avatar #14 to #11 - callmeemm (12/27/2012) [-]
so what if a woman buys the book?
#15 to #14 - John Cena (12/27/2012) [-]
They have some stipulations and clauses on that. A woman CAN be a bro, but only if certain qualifications are met.
#39 to #15 - cerealgal (12/27/2012) [-]
and what might these qualifications be?
User avatar #42 to #39 - zenbass (12/27/2012) [-]
Basically, if a chick does things that would qualify a guy for being a bro (Paying bail, hooking you up with someone hot, etc.) she can become a bro.
#16 to #15 - callmeemm (12/27/2012) [-]
Gotta get that book.   
   
Thanks!
Gotta get that book.

Thanks!
#73 - jacksixtynine (12/27/2012) [-]
YOU ******* IDIOT! YOU BROKE ARTICLE 4 OF IT!! You understand I can't tell you what it is, you have to look it up your self.
#107 to #73 - John Cena (12/28/2012) [-]
rule 30 of the internet there are no girls on the internet therefore the brocode has not been broken and peace is restored
#117 - metallicaone (12/28/2012) [-]
"Rappers"
#6 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
**** yeah!
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#19 to #6 - jennathedog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#20 to #19 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
Why wouldn't I? It's quite a good book, and I'm happy that there are other readers who enjoy this piece of awesomeness!   
Have you by any chance read it? If so, which &quot;article&quot; is your favourite?   
Tell me all about it!
Why wouldn't I? It's quite a good book, and I'm happy that there are other readers who enjoy this piece of awesomeness!
Have you by any chance read it? If so, which "article" is your favourite?
Tell me all about it!
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#21 to #20 - jennathedog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #22 to #21 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
Personally so do I have 3 favourites, those are the following:

~Article 20~
A Bro respects his Bros in the military because they've selflessly chosen to defend the nation, but more to the point, because they can kick his ass six ways to Sunday.

~Article 47~
A Bro never wears pink.
Not even in Europe.


~Article 69~
Duh.
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#23 to #22 - jennathedog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #23 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
Same here, are you by any chance a scandinavian?
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#26 to #25 - jennathedog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#27 to #26 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
Hello there, neighbour! I'm a swede, as another matter of fact!
Hello there, neighbour! I'm a swede, as another matter of fact!
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#29 to #27 - jennathedog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#30 to #29 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
Anyway, are you of 100% broterial, or do you read it just because, or possibly of the funny?
Anyway, are you of 100% broterial, or do you read it just because, or possibly of the funny?
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User avatar #35 to #32 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
chickterial*, I'm sorry.
And there is actually a rule, but it allows you to be one!:

~Article 22~

There is no law the prohibits a woman from being a Bro.

Women make excellent Bros. Why? Becaue they can translate an navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the Chick Code.
(Want the rest? Just shout!)
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#36 to #35 - jennathedog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38 to #36 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
DO CHICKS REALLY HAVE THEIR OWN CODE?

Yes, I'm afraid so. One morning, just before slipping out the door while my hostess was in the shower, I happened upon a copy of the rumored time. I didn't have time to flip much past the pink bedazzled cover, but here are some of the phrases I remember seeing on the frilly pages within:

• A chick shall not sleep with another chick's ex-boyfriend, unless she does.

• A chick never pays for anything. Ever.

• If two chicks get into a fight, they shall make catty remarks and pretend to ihnore each other, rather than simply stripping down and wrestling it out.

• If a chick hears a chick-empowerement song like "I Will Survive", she shall stop whatever she's doing, grab another chick's hand, and shriek the lyrics at the top of their lungs.

• A chick may get a dog as a pet, but only if it fits in her mailbox.

• If two nchicks are wearing the same outfit, each retains the right to accidentaly spill a drink on the other.

• A chick shall not operate a motor vehichle in a safe manner.

• A chick has a free pass to slut it up on Halloween.

(Sorry if it took time, but I wrote it but hand)
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#28 - atrolldad (12/27/2012) [-]
i fixed it
User avatar #17 - manicekman (12/27/2012) [-]
for women: This post is fake, please ignore it.
#31 to #17 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
I saw your avatar moving, stared at it, and realized it was a geth.
I saw your avatar moving, stared at it, and realized it was a geth.
#18 to #17 - leebobo (12/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's fake.
#33 to #18 - thetom (12/27/2012) [-]
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#43 to #17 - lonelyboy (12/27/2012) [-]
Take this and move along.
#5 - kaarvaag (12/27/2012) [-]
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#121 - josieabby (12/28/2012) [-]
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#130 to #121 - loyalx (12/28/2012) [-]
can someone make one with sunglasses (deal with it)
User avatar #134 to #121 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (12/28/2012) [-]
Fake, but well done.
User avatar #46 - nighthawxx (12/27/2012) [-]
Article 69:
duh
#84 - uncleblazer (12/28/2012) [-]
you can never have too many hats.
you can never have too many hats.
#101 to #84 - John Cena (12/28/2012) [-]
Oh god my sides trolololololololo
#147 - lasmamoe (12/28/2012) [-]
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#64 - acidtroll (12/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #10 - mynameisgeorge (12/27/2012) [-]
>rappers and handicapped

What's the difference?
User avatar #12 to #10 - swimmingprodigy (12/27/2012) [-]
please remember that handicapped =/= mentally retarded
User avatar #13 to #12 - xedeid ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Yes it does, it's called mentally handicapped.
#37 to #13 - John Cena (12/27/2012) [-]
All mentally retarted people are handicapped. Not all handicapped people are mentally retarded (e.g. people with polio)
User avatar #156 to #37 - xedeid ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Correct, my apologies. *Yes it can, it's called mentally handicapped.
User avatar #24 to #10 - Nihatclodra (12/27/2012) [-]
Rappers are not aware that they are handicapped.
#131 - sparkofinsanity (12/28/2012) [-]
**sparkofinsanity rolled a random image posted in comment #2469460 at MLP Friendly Board ** <-- my bro-code
#143 to #131 - darkangeloffire (12/28/2012) [-]
I've never even watched the show

<------- and yet
#133 to #131 - sparkofinsanity (12/28/2012) [-]
... I'm not sure how to feel about this roll.
... I'm not sure how to feel about this roll.
User avatar #138 to #133 - darkjustifier (12/28/2012) [-]
You like it and you know it.
User avatar #79 - crazypotato (12/27/2012) [-]
swaggot faggots
User avatar #83 to #79 - onceman (12/27/2012) [-]
Most of them wear it backwards (6 o' clock)
User avatar #88 to #83 - restrict (12/28/2012) [-]
no, they wear it at a 60 degree angle which appears to be as if the hat is falling off their head. And they have it at 10 o clock.
User avatar #95 to #88 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
A lot, but most times I see them wearing them backwards.
#119 - modernwish (12/28/2012) [-]
fuxdarulez im 2 herdcore
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#1 - dearleader Comment deleted by lightsnax [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - radtroll ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
what is it called?
#4 to #2 - moseth (12/27/2012) [-]
It's "The bro code", a book written by the great and allmighty NPH.
#9 to #4 - DanLacasky (12/27/2012) [-]
on HIMYM he claims he isn't great enough to have written it
#34 to #4 - John Cena (12/27/2012) [-]
You mean Barney Stinson. NPH is gay, Barney Stinson is a LEGEND.
#40 to #34 - John Cena (12/27/2012) [-]
Excuse you fellow anon, NPH is Barney Stinson. There was one point where someone tried to find where NPH started and Barney began. The man was lost only to return with both chicks and men on his amrs and glowing with all the NPH glory. So, educate yourself on awesome before you use the word gay at all.
User avatar #55 - schmitty (12/27/2012) [-]
What if I'm driving and I need to block the sun but my visor can't reach? Am I just supposed to suffer through sun in my eyes and endanger myself and others on the road or do you think, just maybe, it might be a little bit possible for me to turn my hat to the side to block the sun?
User avatar #59 to #55 - Jameshaich (12/27/2012) [-]
Or lift down the sun blocker that every car has?
User avatar #60 to #59 - schmitty (12/27/2012) [-]
Oh gee, if I only I had thought of that, oh wait. I did, not all cars have a visor big enough to block the sun. Also what if I'm out and about and the sun happens to be in a place that my hat doesn't block while in a 12 'oclock or 6 'oclock position without me turning my head? What then? Why must I suffer the sun being in my eyes simply because a few **** heads don't like the way it looks and can't let others just wear their hats/clothing the way they want?
User avatar #62 to #60 - davajz (12/27/2012) [-]
You mus turn your head towards that blinding sun. There is no other option.
#61 to #60 - Jameshaich (12/27/2012) [-]
I have never seen somebody stop me and lose their **** at me for wearing a hat slightly to the left in my car.
User avatar #63 to #61 - schmitty (12/27/2012) [-]
I'm not saying people lose their **** at you, but this post implies that there are only two ways that are at all allowable for someone to wear their hat without being a rapper or handicapped.
#65 to #63 - Jameshaich (12/27/2012) [-]
Rules do not apply in cars and at photo shoots with dad
User avatar #66 to #65 - schmitty (12/27/2012) [-]
What about when walking?
#68 to #66 - Jameshaich (12/27/2012) [-]
Are you a rapper?
Or handicapped?
User avatar #70 to #68 - schmitty (12/27/2012) [-]
No, but the sun doesn't care about that.
#71 to #70 - Jameshaich (12/27/2012) [-]
The internet does
The internet does
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