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'MURICA!
Uploaded by: furryflava
FUCK YEAH!
is an american fast food franchise
called "Heart Attack Grill
With the slogan: "Taste worth dying
for" the whole restaurant has a hospital
theme in it. Waitress are the nurses and
the clients are the pacients.
On the menu, there are options like
single, trouble, triple and quadruple
bypass, burgers that go from 230 grams
to 910 grams of meat, some have
incredible 8000 cal. Plus french fries
fried in pig fat and a especial coke
made in mexico that contains pure
sugar.
Anyone over ( ) eats for
free anytime. And if you finish your
burger you get a free ride on a
wheelchair.
our 350 Last
Eat For Frail
called "Heart Attack Grill
With the slogan: "Taste worth dying
for" the whole restaurant has a hospital
theme in it. Waitress are the nurses and
the clients are the pacients.
On the menu, there are options like
single, trouble, triple and quadruple
bypass, burgers that go from 230 grams
to 910 grams of meat, some have
incredible 8000 cal. Plus french fries
fried in pig fat and a especial coke
made in mexico that contains pure
sugar.
Anyone over ( ) eats for
free anytime. And if you finish your
burger you get a free ride on a
wheelchair.
our 350 Last
Eat For Frail
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#10
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ekmsohal (12/27/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
At least they are helping America with their obesity problems, by killing them.
#8
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yoloswaggins (12/27/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
As horrible as it sounds, I would really want to try some of that shit, just to say I survived borderline heart attack.
I'm not American
I'm not American
#167
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malifauxdeux (12/27/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Man, gyms should have that policy. "Over 350 lbs work out for free."
#180
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wabasha (12/27/2012) [+]
(11 replies)
Before making fun of America, why don't you first understand the term "Franchise." There is only one of these restaurants in existence. It's not like every corner has one, it's not a fucking Walgreens.
#393
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gmarrox (12/27/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
I'd just like to let people from other nations know that restaurants like these aren't places people eat at more than once or twice a year usually. This is like a special occasion type establishment. People eat at places like this because they KNOW it's terrible and that makes it funny. Like if you drive through Vegas and say "hey you know that place with those 8000 calorie is just up the street. Let's go there, it'll be hilarious."
American obesity mostly comes from the way people eat at home, not which restaurants they choose to eat at. Being healthy is the science of moderation.
American obesity mostly comes from the way people eat at home, not which restaurants they choose to eat at. Being healthy is the science of moderation.
#278
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gharshi ONLINE (12/27/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
wait.. dangerously obese people get ridiculously unhealthy food for free, AND they get rewards for finishing it? are we trying to kill the fat people now?
#41
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captaincabinet **User deleted account** (12/27/2012) [-] I was going to be all like "hurr hurr ony in 'merica" but then I realised how much I want to eat there.
#354
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lambocj (12/27/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
How are they making a profit by allowing obese people to eat for free?
#29
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curtisawesome (12/27/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Thanks OP, now I have to go to Five Guys tomorrow...
#497
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Utkezabanje (12/27/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
This is actually a good strategy to get rid of fat people.
