The Hobbit.. This was all I could think about when seeing the Goblin King in The Hobbit. He identified swords that had been hidden away for hundreds of years and is the ultimate geek of Middle Earth.. That That s'""! has nomage and " Intense. f,/ hm, wields the cleaver! E If In
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The Hobbit.

This was all I could think about when seeing the Goblin King in The Hobbit. He identified swords that had been hidden away for hundreds of years and is the ultimate geek of Middle Earth.

That
That s'""! has nomage and " Intense.
f,/ hm, wields the cleaver!
E If In
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User avatar #4 - RequieminMortis (12/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Anyone else slightly annoyed that Glamdring and Orcrist didn't glow the way Sting did? Because they were supposed to.
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#10 - ganondork (12/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #21 - viscerys (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I expected the weird bulge thing on his neck to get cut off, and for there to be pus. Pus everywhere...
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User avatar #8 - ANONpirate (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
favorite moment of the movie...

Goblin King, "What now wizard?! How will you escape me and my army? What can you do?!"
Gandalf, *smacks him in his bitch face and guts him with one sweep of his sword*
GK, "... Well... that'll do it..."
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User avatar #16 - rjake (12/27/2012) [-]
Has anyone got a picture of his little slave thing? The tiny crippled looking goblin on the swing who sends a message?
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#3 - mynameishiiiiiiiii (12/27/2012) [-]
That guy has a bad case of the herps if I'm correct.
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User avatar #2 - swampert (12/27/2012) [-]
The sword is much like the boogeyman and stuff like that. It's infamy is something that the goblins tell stories of
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User avatar #17 - scoggand (12/27/2012) [-]
i loved the part where gandalf killed nicki minaj
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#9 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i dont get the story with azog. in the books he was killed in moria...why is he alive in the movie?
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User avatar #11 to #9 - Awesomenessniss (12/27/2012) [-]
They delved into the footnotes.
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User avatar #1 - dingojohn (12/27/2012) [-]
Orcrist is not something to joke around with !
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User avatar #31 - IAmManbearpig (12/27/2012) [-]
Orcrist and Glamdring were used to kill hundreds of goblins in their time, so they were legendary and feared among the goblins, and they all knew about them.
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#27 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm pretty sure the only fucking thing I could think about was his stupid fucking ballsack chin.
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User avatar #26 - occamsrazor (12/27/2012) [-]
Yeah that's what I kept thinking, he just kept naming all the swords like it was a game of fucking D and D
 
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