Betcha didnt expect that... this is not the OC youre looking for. Babies are 75% water Jesus can walk I .' I can walk on babies. Jesus can walk on water Ice is 100% water I can walk on ice I am 100% Jesus
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#24 - stevensftw (12/27/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Jesus can walk on water
Ice is 100% water
I can walk on ice
I am 100% Jesus
#6 - junkk ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
Thought repost,
then twist,
kudos sir...
#40 - carthos ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Goku could walk on stone.
I can walk on stone.
Stone is 100% stone.
therefore I am 100% Goku.
User avatar #46 - fierstety (12/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Well ice is 100% water, so if I walk on ice, I'm 100% Jesus
#15 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [+] (11 replies)
-Jesus can walk on water
-babies are 75% water
-75/100
-3/4
Take four
-four minus three equals 1
therefore
-3/1
-3/1=3
-half-life 3 confirmed
#37 to #15 - localcatbarber (12/27/2012) [-]
Wait, what? No, that doesn't.... it doesn't.....
#21 - eyeballfrog (12/27/2012) [-]
Dude, why would you walk on perfectly good food?
#12 - bagofmeth (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#45 - mrmask (12/27/2012) [-]
do you serve the microwave overlord as well?
User avatar #3 - durpson (12/26/2012) [-]
WahtaTwist.jpg
#65 - theturtletorres (12/28/2012) [-]
**theturtletorres rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Alpha as fuck. ** Why I'm in jail
#54 - RykenX (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Dogs can lick their balls.
I can lick my balls.
Balls are 100% balls.
I am Spongebob.
#10 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
******* cancer just because you took off the 9gag watermark does not make this trash acceptable.
User avatar #13 to #10 - blackestblacksmith ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
totally did not get from 9gag
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User avatar #9 - Zaivia (12/27/2012) [-]
But you can only step on 75% of babies.
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#7 to #5 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
"leaved"
**** you. seriously. learn english
#4 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!


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