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#1 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
User avatar #44 to #1 - dapianoman (12/27/2012) [-]
It's true
Being Asian I can read minds
Through the internet, too
For exapmle anon here is dreaming about big black cock
User avatar #40 to #1 - icametocomment (12/27/2012) [-]
Eat a dick :D
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User avatar #29 to #18 - Marker ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Yes Joey, you can.
#10 to #1 - kirbeee (12/27/2012) [-]
I knew I was special somehow; different from all the others... destined to be a hero. Off to buy a costume and use this power for good!
I knew I was special somehow; different from all the others... destined to be a hero. Off to buy a costume and use this power for good!
#3 to #1 - pebar ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
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