TRUTH. Found it on the internet, not mine. But so true.. Lite isn' t short, it' s actually pretty tong. YOLO is gay. Skinny girls, you are not fat- Fat girls, y
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Found it on the internet, not mine. But so true.

Lite isn' t short, it' s actually pretty ******* tong. YOLO is gay.
Skinny girls, you are not fat- Fat girls, you are not skinny,
E very "decent guy" you girls are looking for, ts probably in
your Friendzone Guys, if you shag around, you will end up
with a slut, NO, tit Wayne, Drake and we Khalifa are not
******* philosophers, it' s a quote on a picture Anyone who
says, "Stop acting black" when you talk like this - "Stud, safe,
Bruit, Innit", you are racist, Black people don' t talk like that-
GUYS, give some ******* respect, at the end of the day,
drunk or sober, girls are still human- GIRLS, it you put
pictures like that on Facebook, you will attract cunts, ts
your own taut "Hipsters' T You can **** off too. Everyone is
******* mainstream, get over tn
I' m not a very angry person- In tact, f haven' t ever had a fight
in school, But this sort of talk ******* infuriates me- ff
everyone could just stop and realise what bollocks we' re
whining about, then maybe we wouldn' t be such a ****** up
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#54 - merrymarvelite (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My God. This post has been perfectly engineered to get to the front page.
User avatar #64 - TarnRazor ONLINE (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Everyone is ******* mainstream"

Wow. Mainstream gets around.
#7 - alwaysfrown **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#37 - Schofield (12/27/2012) [-]
"I'm not an angry person, in fact I haven't ever had a fight at school."
"I'm not an angry person, in fact I haven't ever had a fight at school."
#218 - wolfypolli (12/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I think the whole friendzone boils down to this:
In relationships, girls tend to be the submissive ones, whereas the guys are the dominant ones. Saying girls like assholes is just stupid. I mean really, do you honestly think they want to even spend time with people that are assholes? The reason they go for the assholes is that the assholes are 90% of the time dominant enough to be considered as a boyfriend. But because of them being assholes, it won't last long. Of course girls would want a genuinely nice boyfriend (not those "nice" guys that just act nice to her and think they're entitled to her pussy and then get mad they get friendzoned.) but you need a dominant and a submissive in a relationship. If you act like a submissive, your chances of getting a submissive girlfriend aren't very high. Some guys say that's just the way they are. Well, if you want to be the sub, then look for a dominant girlfriend and you'll have a lot better luck.

inb4 people thinking submissive and dominant can only be used in a sexual context.
User avatar #18 - sketchysketchist (12/26/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Friend-zone guys.
Remember if you want a girl, you need to be able to do something.
A douche that can play guitar is preferable than a nice guy who can list all the bad things he won't do and ******** any guy can do and list them as an accomplishment.

This article tells it all and more.
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Go ahead. I'm ready for all the thumb downs from angry little men and people that get tired of cracked article links.
User avatar #133 - failtolawl (12/27/2012) [-]
These posts just make everything worse.

"This generation" just makes everybody seem like a ******* hivemind, stop grouping **** together.

start blaming the Jews for things, and it will all be better.
#255 - downstreamlife (12/27/2012) [-]
yo funny junk I heard you like whining so I whined about people who whine, so you can listen to me whine while you listen to them whine
#159 - xashun (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#161 - chubberbrother (12/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
YOLO is not gay. YOLO is immature, idiotic, moronic, childish, and many other things. But it is not gay. You know what infuriates me? Complaining about how prejudice and idiotic our generation is while still thinking "gay" is just common language that you can throw around to describe anything you want. You want to fix "our generation" you can stop being so whiny. I know you didn't post this but you said it was true so **** you op. I don't even care if I get thumbed down this had to be said.
#239 - noisyboy (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
... but seriously I agree with most of these things
#140 - bensho (12/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Guys put themselves in the Friendzone. Fact. Guys put girls in the friendzone. Also Fact.
#401 - ireallyhateorphans (12/27/2012) [-]
In my opinion, friend-zoning comes down to this. You brand yourself a Nice Guy™, and as such, you think that entitles you to sex. Maybe you could become a genuinely nice guy, not just a Nice Guy™ if you stopped thinking that the universe owed you anything and accept the fact that women are allowed to make their own decisions about who they want to be with. If you're "friends" with a woman for the sole intention of getting in her pants, you aren't really friends, so really you're stuck in the Asshole Zone.
#27 - blastauros (12/27/2012) [-]
life is short. It is literally a ******* blip in the grand scheme of things. It's no time at all.
Also, the friendzone is ******** . Stop using it as an excuse as to why you're alone. What's the difference between a girl saying "I don't want to go out with you because it would ruin our friendship" and "I don't want to go out with you because I'm not attracted to you"? Why is the second option so much more acceptable than the dreaded friendzone? Also, when you say "stop acting black", that's not racist at all. That's stereotyping. There's a difference.
#1 - slobban (12/26/2012) [-]
safe blud
#233 - hipsophobadon (12/27/2012) [-]
He's whining about people whining.
He's whining about people whining.
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#229 to #228 - daerkxp (12/27/2012) [-]
Mfw that's simply the British spelling.
User avatar #47 - trollwoopnazi (12/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Oh come on, it's not just our generation. Every generation since the 70's has felt pretty much the same way.
User avatar #224 - dagonz (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This deserves a slow clap gif, who's got one?
#324 - kez (12/27/2012) [-]
A comment whining on loads of things telling people to stop whining
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