TRUTH

My God. This post has been perfectly engineered to get to the front page.

"Everyone is fucking mainstream"

Wow. Mainstream gets around.

"I'm not an angry person, in fact I haven't ever had a fight at school."

I think the whole friendzone boils down to this:
In relationships, girls tend to be the submissive ones, whereas the guys are the dominant ones. Saying girls like assholes is just stupid. I mean really, do you honestly think they want to even spend time with people that are assholes? The reason they go for the assholes is that the assholes are 90% of the time dominant enough to be considered as a boyfriend. But because of them being assholes, it won't last long. Of course girls would want a genuinely nice boyfriend (not those "nice" guys that just act nice to her and think they're entitled to her pussy and then get mad they get friendzoned.) but you need a dominant and a submissive in a relationship. If you act like a submissive, your chances of getting a submissive girlfriend aren't very high. Some guys say that's just the way they are. Well, if you want to be the sub, then look for a dominant girlfriend and you'll have a lot better luck.

inb4 people thinking submissive and dominant can only be used in a sexual context.

Friend-zone guys.
Remember if you want a girl, you need to be able to do something.
A douche that can play guitar is preferable than a nice guy who can list all the bad things he won't do and bullshit any guy can do and list them as an accomplishment.

This article tells it all and more.
www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/
www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person_p2/

Go ahead. I'm ready for all the thumb downs from angry little men and people that get tired of cracked article links.

These posts just make everything worse.

"This generation" just makes everybody seem like a fucking hivemind, stop grouping shit together.

start blaming the Jews for things, and it will all be better.

yo funny junk I heard you like whining so I whined about people who whine, so you can listen to me whine while you listen to them whine

YOLO is not gay. YOLO is immature, idiotic, moronic, childish, and many other things. But it is not gay. You know what infuriates me? Complaining about how prejudice and idiotic our generation is while still thinking "gay" is just common language that you can throw around to describe anything you want. You want to fix "our generation" you can stop being so whiny. I know you didn't post this but you said it was true so fuck you op. I don't even care if I get thumbed down this had to be said.

... but seriously I agree with most of these things

Guys put themselves in the Friendzone. Fact. Guys put girls in the friendzone. Also Fact.

In my opinion, friend-zoning comes down to this. You brand yourself a Nice Guy™, and as such, you think that entitles you to sex. Maybe you could become a genuinely nice guy, not just a Nice Guy™ if you stopped thinking that the universe owed you anything and accept the fact that women are allowed to make their own decisions about who they want to be with. If you're "friends" with a woman for the sole intention of getting in her pants, you aren't really friends, so really you're stuck in the Asshole Zone.

life is short. It is literally a fucking blip in the grand scheme of things. It's no time at all.
Also, the friendzone is bullshit. Stop using it as an excuse as to why you're alone. What's the difference between a girl saying "I don't want to go out with you because it would ruin our friendship" and "I don't want to go out with you because I'm not attracted to you"? Why is the second option so much more acceptable than the dreaded friendzone? Also, when you say "stop acting black", that's not racist at all. That's stereotyping. There's a difference.

safe blud

He's whining about people whining.

Oh come on, it's not just our generation. Every generation since the 70's has felt pretty much the same way.

I find myself spending less and less time on this website. I think I know why.

Y'know it pisses me off when girls say shit like "Curvey girls are better" and by curvy they mean "fat". Why is it so okay to say fat girls are better than skinny, but if i say skinny is better i'm INSENSITIVE. Fuck you, i worked hard to get a small waist line, if fat girls wanna stop feeling so fucking insecure then maybe they should too.