TRUTH. Found it on the internet, not mine. But so true.. Lite isn' t short, it' s actually pretty tong. YOLO is gay. Skinny girls, you are not fat- Fat girls, y
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Found it on the internet, not mine. But so true.

Lite isn' t short, it' s actually pretty ******* tong. YOLO is gay.
Skinny girls, you are not fat- Fat girls, you are not skinny,
E very "decent guy" you girls are looking for, ts probably in
your Friendzone Guys, if you shag around, you will end up
with a slut, NO, tit Wayne, Drake and we Khalifa are not
******* philosophers, it' s a quote on a picture Anyone who
says, "Stop acting black" when you talk like this - "Stud, safe,
Bruit, Innit", you are racist, Black people don' t talk like that-
GUYS, give some ******* respect, at the end of the day,
drunk or sober, girls are still human- GIRLS, it you put
pictures like that on Facebook, you will attract ***** , ts
your own taut "Hipsters' T You can **** off too. Everyone is
******* mainstream, get over tn
I' m not a very angry person- In tact, f haven' t ever had a fight
in school, But this sort of talk ******* infuriates me- ff
everyone could just stop and realise what bollocks we' re
whining about, then maybe we wouldn' t be such a ****** up
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#460 - tedsayshi (01/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #461 to #460 - bahbumfuck (01/17/2013) [-]
Shhh, this post is dead.
#446 - cupotruth (12/27/2012) [-]
I don't care. All generations have ***** .

It's just that this generation has the technology to bitch about it excessively.

Now go to the kiddie table.
#442 - isititis (12/27/2012) [-]
or you could just not get in fights at school because you're too beta. clearly you are an angry person if stupid people bother you so much you feel the need to rant about it on the internet just like everyone else. either that or you wanted front page so badly and lacked any creativity to come up with something funny or original. this was seriously one justin beiber/nicki minaj/90s kid reference away from being the **** that all fj creams their pants over. you going on and on about **** that everyone knows is ridiculous is really no better than yolo/swag/etc. what you should do is go and live your life and don't worry about what everyone else is doing because in the end that's all that really matters.
User avatar #454 to #442 - watermelonkittie (01/02/2013) [-]
Because no one is ever posting things here to get front page? Maybe instead of his "oh so very evil" motives for posting this you could see it for what it is: Someone saying the truth in a short and clear way.
#455 to #454 - isititis (01/02/2013) [-]
except it's exagerated a bit and hypocritical. not to mention, the over all message behind my comment was "don't worry about whatever one else is doing." saying that this is the only generation that is plagued by morons is so completely wrong it's not even funny. back in the 90's (because i am an actual 90's kid, meaning that my childhood and formative years took place during the whole decade) the yolo/swag kids were preps/jocks, justin bieber/one direction fans were new kids on the block/backstreet boys/nysync fans and angsty teenagers such as yourself and op still complained about them. teenage girls always have and always will date the wrong guys. so to reiterate, none of these fads or lifestyle choices hold any meaning or have any effect on your life so really who cares. yes I do realize that me ranting about this rant is also ridiculous because it doesn't matter but take it as advice to care a little bit less about what everyone else is doing and a little more about what you're doing.
User avatar #456 to #455 - watermelonkittie (01/02/2013) [-]
I am certainly not disagreeing with that every generation pretty much sucks and are alike in some ways. The only thing I want to make clear is that everyone here tries to get front page with everything they do, and it's definately not needed to go on a rampage like that. You seem like an intelligent guy/girl, you could most definately have spend the time better.
#457 to #456 - isititis (01/02/2013) [-]
i didn't say anything about wanting front page. i was talking about thumb whoring and being unfunny/unoriginal. sorry for any confusion.
User avatar #458 to #457 - watermelonkittie (01/02/2013) [-]
Then again, there is hardly any real OC on FJ. Most things are reposted. It often says so in the description "just wanted to share". That is actually a very subtle form of reposting/thumbwhoring. It happens at almost any post on Fj.
#459 to #458 - isititis (01/03/2013) [-]
very true. at least with most reposts there is humor involved rather than regurgitating negativity and complaining though. there is also a fair bit of oc that is terrible on front page everyday. i'm not sure if it's bad jokes or just being jaded anymore though.
#438 - Fwimble (12/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #434 - brettyoke ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
OP is a ****** ! Just deal with it!
User avatar #432 - drunkengnome ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
>>Insert clap GIF<<
#429 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
Truth: Don't take life so seriously lol. He mad.
#422 - warlockrichard (12/27/2012) [-]
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#421 - moustachefingers (12/27/2012) [-]
I find myself spending less and less time on this website. I think I know why.
#419 - justtocomment (12/27/2012) [-]
You're only upset at "YOLO" because it's popular to hate it. When in reality, "You only live once" is older than Drake or any of us. Carpe Diem because life is short, and most of us don't realize it until it's all behind us.
You can't appeal to anorexia like that, and delusion as well. As for the "Friendzone", stop bitching and stop being a friend to a girl you like. You put yourself in the friendzone when you decide to remain her friend, despite her wanting someone else and you thinking that she's only into douchebags.
If a guy is "shagging around", he's on the prowl for sluts to begin with.
No one with a brainstem called any of those artists "philosophers", but we can nod our head in agreement when they say something we can relate to.
As for the rest, you sound like a whiny 13-year old brat pretending to be British, and you're obviously milking FJ for thumbs. "HERE'S A LIST OF ALL OF FUNNYJUNK'S OPINIONS!". What's worse, is it worked. Enjoy you 16 hundred thumbs.
#436 to #419 - happyschlappy (12/27/2012) [-]
"Carpe Diem"

Patrician as **** .
#417 - undyingumbrage (12/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #416 - rebby (12/27/2012) [-]
the friendzone doesnt exist. its just a term guys use to feel better about the fact that just because youre nice to a girl she isnt required to want your dick.
#407 - beerterror (12/27/2012) [-]
People who are whining like this are obviously either virgins far too old to be a virgin and frustrated about it or potential ********* .
If you really haven't punched anybody and you are really this angry - you're a pathetic excuse for a man (considering there are no girls on the internet).
You can't change the people surrounding you everyday, if you hate them so much, start a job as a lumberjack, or a fisherman.
#413 to #407 - matakeshi ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
spiderman thread!
#415 to #413 - beerterror (12/27/2012) [-]
all right guys let's do this
#411 to #407 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
Spiderman thread?
#403 - Nine ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Great rant, too bad it fell on the ears of 12 and under...
#405 to #403 - stretchedvagina (12/27/2012) [-]
I agree with you, but you're still gonna end up with a lot of thumbs down.
#408 to #405 - Nine ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
I gave up on this ******* site a long time ago, when racial puns, and trolling became front page hilarity. ******* idiots, probably the main reason this world will have no chance in the future.
#420 to #408 - stretchedvagina (12/27/2012) [-]
These days, I usually just look at the top ten or so posts (usually reposts) and ignore the comments.
User avatar #414 to #408 - viscerys (12/27/2012) [-]
This site must have been glorious before that.
#423 to #414 - Nine ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
It was, hilarity was based on the pictures posted, and no one had heard of haters, or trolls, or even hipsters. Green FJ for the win...
User avatar #426 to #423 - viscerys (12/27/2012) [-]
Wow. I wish I'd joined before this site became all **** . That annoys me...
#401 - ireallyhateorphans (12/27/2012) [-]
In my opinion, friend-zoning comes down to this. You brand yourself a Nice Guy™, and as such, you think that entitles you to sex. Maybe you could become a genuinely nice guy, not just a Nice Guy™ if you stopped thinking that the universe owed you anything and accept the fact that women are allowed to make their own decisions about who they want to be with. If you're "friends" with a woman for the sole intention of getting in her pants, you aren't really friends, so really you're stuck in the ******* Zone.
#399 - cptnigelofwolf (12/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #395 - unknownvsthirteen (12/27/2012) [-]
the thing is that that white skinny girl that lisens to lil wayne, calls herself fat, wants nice guys but ***** with every doucehbag, will agree with this picture, post it on facebook and she with her slut friends will live their pointless lives thinking they're welcomed members of our generation. Makes me sad
#394 - TastyBurger (12/27/2012) [-]
Stop trying to change the world. Its not going to happen. This post blows, its not funny, and you're basically just masturbating FunnyJunk for thumbs.
Stop trying to change the world. Its not going to happen. This post blows, its not funny, and you're basically just masturbating FunnyJunk for thumbs.
#406 to #394 - stretchedvagina (12/27/2012) [-]
I want the source to this
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