Sounds Familiar? ~NOT. Enjoy learning. it's good for you. Hey Funny Junk. Ricky here and I saw this en the front page just new. blow me being me I wanted to fin
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Sounds Familiar? ~NOT

Enjoy learning. it's good for you

Hey Funny Junk. Ricky here and I saw this
en the front page just new. blow me being
me I wanted to find out if this was true so
I did a little reserch en it...
Does this sound familiar?
Bern en December 25
Bern cf ' virgin
Star in the East
Teacher at 12
Ministry at 30
12 Disciples
UP., HORNE ii 3000 BC Cd"'.
Ill
This is just to inform the community
so we don' t end up ignorant half witted
idiots.
Horus was born to the goddess Isis after
she retrieved all the dismembered body
parts of her murdered husband Osiris,
except his penis which was thrown into
the Nile and eaten by a catfish, and used
her magic powers to resurrect Osiris and
fashion a gold phallus to conceive her
sort/ citation needed) Once Isis knew she
was pregnant with Horus, she fled to the
Nile Delta marshlands to hide from her
brother Set who jealously killed Osiris and
who she knew would want to kill their
sen. There Isis bore a divine sen, Horus.
He never had a ministry or deciples. And
star in the east The only thing close
in the story is when Recesses/ Mars
approched earth.
Please enjoy getting smart. God bless
...
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#6 - Womens Study Major (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
WHERE THE **** IS THE FUNNY I CANNOT FIND IT ANYWHERE
User avatar #12 to #6 - acannibalbaby (12/26/2012) [-]
WHERE THE **** IS YOUR ACCOUNT? I CANNOT FIND IT ANYWHERE.
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#11 - jayekaye **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#27 - putridgrim (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Is this guy saying that Christianity is ok? We don't take kindly to people who take kindly to Christians round here....
#19 - zombieconsultant (12/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
What if i told you that you looked the wrong places?
If you search for answers, the interwebz will provide.
User avatar #10 - nefariouspickle (12/26/2012) [-]
Zeitgeist
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User avatar #25 - usernamesaredumb (12/27/2012) [-]
What's it matter,it's just mythology.
#23 - callofvikings (12/27/2012) [-]
Level him up to level 8, Negates spells dude.
#13 - Womens Study Major (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
enjoy "getting smart"?
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