Meth & Animal Sacrifice. stumbled upon this. ghettoise p: shoulde hosts: today a guy that at they they do in fact talk about girls and when they like a good maj
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Meth & Animal Sacrifice

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ghettoise p:
shoulde hosts:
today a guy that at they they do in fact talk
about girls and when they like a good majorety of the time i just
thought this Would Be useful
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at
sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?
Well thats what gins do
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#3 - motherduck (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Boys sleepovers
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#7 - cwoodfreshman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
User avatar #2 - EdwardNigma (12/27/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Well, at a boy sleepover once, we threw shirts at the ceiling fan and laughed like retards because it flew the **** around the room.
User avatar #18 - srskate (12/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
At my sleepovers, we play vidya games, do stupid things like jump off decks, practice some parkour, and burn things.

Women are in no way discussed.
User avatar #20 to #18 - monstersz (12/27/2012) [-]
I do meth and have animal sacrifices.
User avatar #33 - toiletteeth (12/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me, 13
>Birthday on February 4th, decide to have sleepover party
>Have 5 of my mates over
>Look at boobs for two hours
>Smarmy little ******** Aaron decides we should slide down the roof
>We dumbasses agree, grab sleds
>Slide down on second story roof, landing on the snow
> ******** friends decide to push me in wrong direction
>Land on icy concrete
>Break both legs
>Am bedridden for weeks
>Mfw I recall the memory








Tl;dr, thirteen year old me is a dumbass
#17 - snakefire (12/27/2012) [-]
Every one of my sleepovers I get punched in the nuts either inadvertently or on purpose

my friends were dicks
#36 - lolwutthef (12/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i always have this inner conspiracy theory in my head in which girls are actually the true badasses and are so badass they let us(guys) think we are the badasses... dont get me wrong i know some girls are more badass than some guys but what if those are the few who show it and the rest follow an ancient code that is passed down via mother to daugher, and are trained to never speak about it by their mothers/grandmas, etc?
#75 - lulzinmyroflcopter (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Ok story time people.    
   
>Be me, 14 at friends, lets call him "seth"   
> other friend "brian" is there too   
>seth has a huge mean ass pitbull that weighs like 200 pounds   
>seth locks up his dog in his parents room, and locks his door because it does not play well with people   
>were all watching tv, seth has a small couch so i lay on the floor   
>suddenly   
>						*******					 pitbull busts down his parents door and seths door   
>its just standing in our doorway, staring with utter hatred and a fudge-making glare   
>seth as hes slowly getting up: "guys.....dont move...."   
>im practically 						********					 myself, im at eye level with the Cerberus    
>dog just lays down right next to me   
>holy 						****					 its actually nice   
>seth gets Wheaties, him and brian are throwing them on the floor next to me and the dog    
>suddenly brian, being the 						********					 he is throws a wheaties right on my back   
>dog goes 						*******					, i guess he thought i was taking his food   
>his 20 inch jaw is right next to my 						*******					 ear, his bark is like angry thunder   
>seth pulls on his collar, and through some goddamn miracle gets the dog off me before i lose any valuable appendages    
>me and seth are breathing like we just had an epic sex session, brians like w.e   
>mfw brian never apologized for almost killing me
Ok story time people.

>Be me, 14 at friends, lets call him "seth"
> other friend "brian" is there too
>seth has a huge mean ass pitbull that weighs like 200 pounds
>seth locks up his dog in his parents room, and locks his door because it does not play well with people
>were all watching tv, seth has a small couch so i lay on the floor
>suddenly
> ******* pitbull busts down his parents door and seths door
>its just standing in our doorway, staring with utter hatred and a fudge-making glare
>seth as hes slowly getting up: "guys.....dont move...."
>im practically ******** myself, im at eye level with the Cerberus
>dog just lays down right next to me
>holy **** its actually nice
>seth gets Wheaties, him and brian are throwing them on the floor next to me and the dog
>suddenly brian, being the ******** he is throws a wheaties right on my back
>dog goes ******* , i guess he thought i was taking his food
>his 20 inch jaw is right next to my ******* ear, his bark is like angry thunder
>seth pulls on his collar, and through some goddamn miracle gets the dog off me before i lose any valuable appendages
>me and seth are breathing like we just had an epic sex session, brians like w.e
>mfw brian never apologized for almost killing me
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#49 - orangecrowbarman (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
100% true post.
100% true post.
#19 - nonamemeant (12/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**nonamemeant rolled a random image posted in comment #2117847 at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum ** what really happens
**nonamemeant rolled a random image posted in comment #2117847 at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum ** what really happens
#32 - koboggyn (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw that's what girls do
mfw that's what girls do
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Don't know what the hell that guy's talking about. My guy sleepover memories are 95% video games, mostly Smash Bros, and 5% Mac's runs at 3 in the morning for more sustenance.
User avatar #5 - drulludanni ONLINE (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
we usually just played ate pizza, candy and played video games until we went to sleep
User avatar #6 to #5 - nakedgingerkid (12/27/2012) [-]
Halo 2 til the early hours of the morning talking about who's the fittest girl in the class. That pretty much sums up my child hood sleep overs.... but my 18 year old sleep overs are normally play video games, get drunk, fall asleep.
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
At my sleepovers I would ALWAYS kill the **** out of my eyes playd Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, and playing zombies on Call of Duty: Black Ops. My british friend and I would play survival and crush their faces in with a quick sharpened punch to the face. >:D We would later LMFAO when my brother fell asleep and watched the bullets fly into the enimies faces. :| Then we would listen to "Never Gonna Give You Up" By Rick Astley, then start a burping/farting contest, then see who could do the best in a game of zombies. After so in 4 a.m. we would have alot of fun by playing a random game or just watching something. I guess us AWESOME guys just never get our ************* sleep. We also just puch the **** out of our arms in our game called "Y U NO PUNCH". That is all I have to say. Good night peoplez! No Pimpz aloudz! c|>:^{D
User avatar #83 - Sethorein (12/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
best convos are always

"If you were a chick, who'd you **** ?"

The trick is to be ******* deadpan. It's your turn just say a guy's name and maybe a comment like "He's got dick for days" so your friends laugh and move on.

If anyone hesitates for a second....IMPLICATIONS!
User avatar #85 to #83 - poutinesalad (12/27/2012) [-]
If i was a chick, I'd **** ryan reynolds.
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