Truer words have never been tweeted. . Whenever I' m at a family function I just want to wear a sign that says schools great, yeah I know I' gotten tall, oh yea
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Truer words have never been tweeted

Whenever I' m at a family function
I just want to wear a sign that says
schools great, yeah I know I'
gotten tall, oh yeah, hilarious"
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#18 - ritafoxyy (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#8 - wardylocks (12/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
And always asking if you have a boyfriend. And then when you do get a boyfriend they hint about getting married AND having babies.   
>mfw
And always asking if you have a boyfriend. And then when you do get a boyfriend they hint about getting married AND having babies.
>mfw
User avatar #23 - rubberpig (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>At Christmas party
>Get my aunt a house plant for her new house
>"Is this supposed to represent marijuana?"
>"No, It's a plant. For your new house. You like plants right?"
>"Scott, I can't believe you would think I would ever smoke marijuana."
User avatar #6 - pepemex (12/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Why do they always ask about school? That's like saying "How's your prison sentence?"
User avatar #15 - hunterx (12/27/2012) [-]
"My job still sucks."
#33 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Every family function I'm at I get asked if I have a boyfriend yet.
Me:"I'm a lesbian, aunty"
Her: : "Is that a no?"
Me: "Pretty much"
Her: "So how does that work?
In the end I'm left explaining why I'm gay to her before I can find a way to escape. Almost every time someone else will wonder over and it always ends up turning into my mother crying that I'm not a normal child and my dad shaking his head at me. Awesome stuff.
#39 to #34 - notyaoming (12/27/2012) [-]
Have you turned it off and back on again?


Sorry, I had to.
User avatar #20 - rjgnal (12/27/2012) [-]
1 question you forgot: do you have a gf/bf?
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#31 - wallbuilder (12/27/2012) [-]
I've recently had facial reconstructive surgery.   
"Yeah, it's good".   
"Nah, not really".   
"It only really hurt for the first 3 days".   
"Should fully recover in a month or so".   
"Nah, can't really tell yet".   
    
I'm somewhat sick of it. Before the surgery it was "How are your braces going?"
I've recently had facial reconstructive surgery.
"Yeah, it's good".
"Nah, not really".
"It only really hurt for the first 3 days".
"Should fully recover in a month or so".
"Nah, can't really tell yet".

I'm somewhat sick of it. Before the surgery it was "How are your braces going?"
User avatar #27 - idoliam (12/27/2012) [-]
No one in my family has had a family reunion. It would be too complicated and if it ever happened, it would be a disaster.
User avatar #22 - raquelian (12/27/2012) [-]
here's what my sign would read:
**** all of you, why the hell am I here, I want to leave.
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