Dear Penis. . new Penis, thanks for not bleeding once ill month Sincerely l In. dear , thanks for not getting hard when we're about to go up in front of everybody, love, women.
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Dear Penis

new Penis,
thanks for not bleeding
once ill month
Sincerely
l In
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User avatar #12 - cakershaker (12/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
dear ****** ,
thanks for not getting hard when we're about to go up in front of everybody,
love, women.
#1 - usertitle (12/26/2012) [-]
penises aren't suppose to bleed... ****
#16 - tomhefailin (12/26/2012) [-]
i didn't write that
User avatar #29 - immortalfear (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Dear ****** ,

Thank you for being able to take a better beating then a dick

Sincerely, women.
User avatar #17 - amelianias (12/26/2012) [-]
Dear ****** ,
why the **** do you have to cut yourself every month...
With regret, females
#5 - scrmblsthedthdealr (12/26/2012) [+] (21 replies)
that's a sexual reference
User avatar #6 to #5 - musicoutfit (12/26/2012) [-]
>that's a sexual reference

DO YOU FIND GIRLS HAVEING THEIR PERIODES SEXUAL!!!!?!?!?!?!

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
User avatar #37 - toxickooties (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Dear ****** ,

Thanks for not having a pair of testicles that are sensitive to even the lightest nudge. Thanks for not being obvious when horny in public. Also, thank you for not "Bat Wingin' " to the inner parts of my thighs in the summer.

Sincerely, me and most women.
#24 - fuckerrr **User deleted account** (12/27/2012) [-]
Dear penis

Thank for bleeding when I should have been ******* , we caught that **** early.

Thanks, Me.
User avatar #19 - pull (12/27/2012) [-]
Dear Penis:

Thank you for making me only slightly irrational year-round instead of ******* insane twelve to thirteen times a year.

Sincerely, Men.
#46 - kirbeee (12/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Dear 						******					,   
   
Thanks for making me cramp between classes so that I'm rolling on the floor in the middle of the hallway, screaming in pain. Oh, and I really appreciate you starting to bleed in the middle of my orchestra concert. That was a nice bonus.   
   
						****					 you,   
Me
Dear ****** ,

Thanks for making me cramp between classes so that I'm rolling on the floor in the middle of the hallway, screaming in pain. Oh, and I really appreciate you starting to bleed in the middle of my orchestra concert. That was a nice bonus.

**** you,
Me
#44 - icanpaintyay (12/27/2012) [-]
itsnot fare. its just not fare.
User avatar #34 - thisotherdude (12/27/2012) [-]
Dear Penis:

Despite mr. spine being too much of a stick up the ass bastard for me to suck you I still love you.

Sincerely, me.
User avatar #3 - illusiveman (12/26/2012) [-]
Mine once bled like 1 drop after having sex, I was like: "HOLY **** JESUS!" my gf was like: "uh...what?"
User avatar #2 - deadlysilentbob (12/26/2012) [-]
what about that green **** i peed out this morning?
#59 - animenyangirl (12/27/2012) [-]
somtimes i wish i was a boy during my period.
#41 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
you pissed green? Monster energy drink is some scary ****
#40 - TheTerrorists (12/27/2012) [-]
and we thank our penises by beating it every night, between the hours of 6 p.m to 6 a.m. how ungrateful are we
#18 - majoen (12/27/2012) [-]
*every man
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