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#1 - bluwizard (12/26/2012) [-]
So my ex was rummaging through my laundry as she attempted to fold it all, when she comes upon a sock that has worn itself straight. Bear in mind, we had not had sex at the time.

She says, "This doesn't look like a sock," and without missing a beat (I was watching her as she examined it). "That's not a sock, that's a penis warmer. You see, alot of blood passes through a man's ******** so keeping it warm keeps the rest of the body warm, like earmuffs."

Needless to say she set it down and walked out of the room, red in the face. I think i had too much fun picking on her, cause the she left me 2 weeks ago, said I insulted her intelligence all the time.
#3 to #1 - fukyouto (12/26/2012) [-]
cool man
#2 to #1 - kirkbot ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
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#9 to #2 - bluwizard (12/27/2012) [-]
a picture gets more thumbs that the story its commenting on. yay.
User avatar #6 to #2 - teoferrazzi (12/27/2012) [-]
dude you'll get yourself banned
User avatar #12 to #6 - kirkbot ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
really? banned for pointing out a typo? I highly doubt that
#8 to #6 - shattubatu (12/27/2012) [-]
It's from hyperbole and a half, not the oatmeal
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