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#1 - bluwizard (12/26/2012) [-]
So my ex was rummaging through my laundry as she attempted to fold it all, when she comes upon a sock that has worn itself straight. Bear in mind, we had not had sex at the time.

She says, "This doesn't look like a sock," and without missing a beat (I was watching her as she examined it). "That's not a sock, that's a penis warmer. You see, alot of blood passes through a man's genitals so keeping it warm keeps the rest of the body warm, like earmuffs."

Needless to say she set it down and walked out of the room, red in the face. I think i had too much fun picking on her, cause the she left me 2 weeks ago, said I insulted her intelligence all the time.
#3 to #1 - fukyouto (12/26/2012) [-]
cool man
#9 to #2 - bluwizard (12/27/2012) [-]
a picture gets more thumbs that the story its commenting on. yay.
User avatar #6 to #2 - teoferrazzi (12/27/2012) [-]
dude you'll get yourself banned
User avatar #12 to #6 - kirkbot (12/27/2012) [-]
really? banned for pointing out a typo? I highly doubt that
#8 to #6 - shattubatu (12/27/2012) [-]
It's from hyperbole and a half, not the oatmeal
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