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Submitted: 12/26/2012
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#1 - bluwizard (12/26/2012) [+] (7 replies)
So my ex was rummaging through my laundry as she attempted to fold it all, when she comes upon a sock that has worn itself straight. Bear in mind, we had not had sex at the time.

She says, "This doesn't look like a sock," and without missing a beat (I was watching her as she examined it). "That's not a sock, that's a penis warmer. You see, alot of blood passes through a man's genitals so keeping it warm keeps the rest of the body warm, like earmuffs."

Needless to say she set it down and walked out of the room, red in the face. I think i had too much fun picking on her, cause the she left me 2 weeks ago, said I insulted her intelligence all the time.
User avatar #5 - atoaster (12/26/2012) [-]
You know what they say about a guy with big feet.....

They have big socks.....

On their equally large penis.
User avatar #11 - burningsmurfs (12/27/2012) [-]
You know what they say about a guy with big hands, big feet and big ears? What a goofy looking fucker.

Alternate ending: He better be packing to make up for looking so goofy.
#4 - lockhart (12/26/2012) [-]
This is one of my favourite scenes from the entire Fresh Prince series
#7 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
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