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KungFuZerO (12/31/2012) [-]
hahahahahaha
THATS your comeback? thats your big finisher?
that was the most clever thing you could think of?
haha my god thats pathetic.
i mean...fuck. i knew you were a dumb fuck but still.
thanks man. I needed a good laugh today.
why dont u mark this one down on your list of internet arguments you've won. go ahead. i dont mind.
and the best part is, you're going to thumb me down and actually think you're not a piece of shit. fantastic. do me a favor? say that in public. say it to one person. let me know how they react.
THATS your comeback? thats your big finisher?
that was the most clever thing you could think of?
haha my god thats pathetic.
i mean...fuck. i knew you were a dumb fuck but still.
thanks man. I needed a good laugh today.
why dont u mark this one down on your list of internet arguments you've won. go ahead. i dont mind.
and the best part is, you're going to thumb me down and actually think you're not a piece of shit. fantastic. do me a favor? say that in public. say it to one person. let me know how they react.
"Most holy books are fictional and this isn't" = "They're wrong, I'm right."
Anyone can say this. If i publish a book about how the ancient Egyptians were right, and I say that it's non-fiction, that doesn't make it true.
DISCLAIMER: I am a polemicist, I fucking love to argue and I will argue against anything, including things I agree with. Don't get butthurt just because I argued against something you like. This is directed toward everyone.
Anyone can say this. If i publish a book about how the ancient Egyptians were right, and I say that it's non-fiction, that doesn't make it true.
DISCLAIMER: I am a polemicist, I fucking love to argue and I will argue against anything, including things I agree with. Don't get butthurt just because I argued against something you like. This is directed toward everyone.
Wow, that was completely obnoxious and uncalled for.
I argue against things that I don't agree with, things that I agree with, and things that I have no opinion on all alike because I want to see my arguments well refuted before I can accept something as true.
I don't think I should be killed for wanting to consider all possibilities.
I argue against things that I don't agree with, things that I agree with, and things that I have no opinion on all alike because I want to see my arguments well refuted before I can accept something as true.
I don't think I should be killed for wanting to consider all possibilities.
Are you saying that a book that says the first organism where human, that 5 million animal species could fit on a wooden boat, that unicorns existed, that we walked with dinosaurs, talking snakes, people turning into salt pillars, man resurrecting from the sky should not be classified as fiction?
Me being wrong or right has nothing to do with a holy book being fictionous or not.
Me being wrong or right has nothing to do with a holy book being fictionous or not.
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
I don't think it should be classified as fiction, and I don't think it should be classified as non-fiction.
Same goes to The God Delusion.
It's all opinion, and it's up to everyone to decide who they agree with, if anyone at all!
Considering that, I'd say it's arrogant for anyone to classify a book as fiction just because you don't agree with it.
I don't think it should be classified as fiction, and I don't think it should be classified as non-fiction.
Same goes to The God Delusion.
It's all opinion, and it's up to everyone to decide who they agree with, if anyone at all!
Considering that, I'd say it's arrogant for anyone to classify a book as fiction just because you don't agree with it.
God you're clearly missing the point here. Fiction and Non-fiction are not based on facts or lies. THEY ARE GENRES.
Fiction is the form of any narrative or informative work that deals, in part or in whole, with information or events that are not factual, but rather, imaginary and theoretical. Unless you can present valid evidence of humans turning into salt or talking snakes then it is fiction by default.
Non-fiction is based on real life events and not on a story. So a book based on biology, psychology or science which talks about life itself is non-fiction. A book about religious philosophy is also non-fiction because it deals with real life philosophy.
So here is a simple chart for your tiny brain to comprehend.
The god delusion = Dealing with real life situations = non-fiction
A theologian book = Dealing with real life situations = non-fiction
A biology book = Dealing with real life situations = non-fiction
The bible = Talking about talking snakes and magic = fiction
Lord of the rings = Talking about orcs and magic = fiction
By your logic i can say lord of the rings is non-fiction.
Fiction is the form of any narrative or informative work that deals, in part or in whole, with information or events that are not factual, but rather, imaginary and theoretical. Unless you can present valid evidence of humans turning into salt or talking snakes then it is fiction by default.
Non-fiction is based on real life events and not on a story. So a book based on biology, psychology or science which talks about life itself is non-fiction. A book about religious philosophy is also non-fiction because it deals with real life philosophy.
So here is a simple chart for your tiny brain to comprehend.
The god delusion = Dealing with real life situations = non-fiction
A theologian book = Dealing with real life situations = non-fiction
A biology book = Dealing with real life situations = non-fiction
The bible = Talking about talking snakes and magic = fiction
Lord of the rings = Talking about orcs and magic = fiction
By your logic i can say lord of the rings is non-fiction.
1. I'm not God, so I don't know why you'd address me like that (sorry, I make bad jokes).
2. "Unless you can present valid evidence of humans turning into salt or talking snakes then it's fiction by default."
I'm not so sure about that. I can't prove that these things happened, but I also can't prove that they didn't. Therefor, I don't say that they happened, and I don't say that they didn't. My actual argument about the bible is that It shouldn't be classified as fiction simply because you don't believe that the things detailed in it are not possible, and my reason for this will be stated in my next point.
3. "By your logic i can say lord of the rings is non-fiction."
Okay, read this first: http://www.fallacyfiles.org/strawman.html
That is not my logic at all. The reason LoTR is fiction is because the author decided to make up a story and write it, and he called it fiction because that's what it is.
The reason the Bible should not be called fiction is because it is a collection of stories and such that are statements about the authors' beliefs, and to call it fiction is simply to say that it cannot be true just because you don't agree with it.
I wouldn't call any religious text fiction, because they're not; they're expressions of opinion.
2. "Unless you can present valid evidence of humans turning into salt or talking snakes then it's fiction by default."
I'm not so sure about that. I can't prove that these things happened, but I also can't prove that they didn't. Therefor, I don't say that they happened, and I don't say that they didn't. My actual argument about the bible is that It shouldn't be classified as fiction simply because you don't believe that the things detailed in it are not possible, and my reason for this will be stated in my next point.
3. "By your logic i can say lord of the rings is non-fiction."
Okay, read this first: http://www.fallacyfiles.org/strawman.html
That is not my logic at all. The reason LoTR is fiction is because the author decided to make up a story and write it, and he called it fiction because that's what it is.
The reason the Bible should not be called fiction is because it is a collection of stories and such that are statements about the authors' beliefs, and to call it fiction is simply to say that it cannot be true just because you don't agree with it.
I wouldn't call any religious text fiction, because they're not; they're expressions of opinion.
The burden of proof lies on the claim maker not the skeptic. You cannot prove a negative. I cannot disprove that the events in lord of the rings happened either but we still classify it as fiction.
The only one who is making a strawman is you. You claim it should not be classified as fiction because it's based on the authors belief but that's bullshit. By that logic i could classify cupcakes as meat because i BELIEF it's meat.
It's not an opinion that talking snakes don't exist, it's not an opinion that a wooden boat cannot carry over 5 million species, it's not an opinion that humans cannot be turned into pillars of salt.
The god delusion is non-fiction because it talks about real life situations, the bible is fiction because it talks about imaginary things that are not only physically and mentally impossible but also fail to carry the burden of proof, just like the lord of the rings.
The only one who is making a strawman is you. You claim it should not be classified as fiction because it's based on the authors belief but that's bullshit. By that logic i could classify cupcakes as meat because i BELIEF it's meat.
It's not an opinion that talking snakes don't exist, it's not an opinion that a wooden boat cannot carry over 5 million species, it's not an opinion that humans cannot be turned into pillars of salt.
The god delusion is non-fiction because it talks about real life situations, the bible is fiction because it talks about imaginary things that are not only physically and mentally impossible but also fail to carry the burden of proof, just like the lord of the rings.
I have to go apply for a job, but I'll be back later.
As one more statement before I go, I'd just like to say that I mean no hostility towards anyone.
I just think people's beliefs should be respected, regardless of whether or not you share them.
As one more statement before I go, I'd just like to say that I mean no hostility towards anyone.
I just think people's beliefs should be respected, regardless of whether or not you share them.
http://www.fallacyfiles.org/strawman.html
I'm Agnostic for your information, but as I stated before, I argue about things in an effort to find the truth.
Please argue against my actual arguments, and not what you think I believe.
I'm Agnostic for your information, but as I stated before, I argue about things in an effort to find the truth.
Please argue against my actual arguments, and not what you think I believe.