Atheist. funny pic i found on the interwebz, tought i might share! . A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telli
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funny pic i found on the interwebz, tought i might share!

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A Christian telling an atheist he is
going to Hell is about as scary as a
small child telling an adult they won' t
get any presents from Santa"
Ricky Gervais
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Submitted: 12/26/2012
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#503 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
I'm Religious .... Waiting for the *********
#520 to #503 - hillbillypowpow (12/27/2012) [-]
I'm a ********* waiting or religion
#502 - toostonedtopost (12/27/2012) [-]
I dig the analogy:

small child = christian
adult = atheist

Someone has some growing up to do.
#501 - mrhiphopdancer (12/27/2012) [-]
**mrhiphopdancer rolled a random image posted in comment #2190598 at FJ RPG ** Santa = Satan! Spelled with the same letters, conspriacy!
**mrhiphopdancer rolled a random image posted in comment #2190598 at FJ RPG ** Santa = Satan! Spelled with the same letters, conspriacy!
#492 - thepartygod (12/27/2012) [-]
Goddammit, so much spam and too many stupid comments on FJ today.   
I'm gonna leave now but first leave this GIF cause it's funnier than all this 						****					.   
Enjoy FJ.
Goddammit, so much spam and too many stupid comments on FJ today.
I'm gonna leave now but first leave this GIF cause it's funnier than all this **** .
Enjoy FJ.
User avatar #515 to #492 - KingBoo (12/27/2012) [-]
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the hood
Not a creature was stirring, so everything was all good
The stockings were hung - by the chimney so neat
In hopes that St. Nicholas, would come to our street
My nerves were stirring, I just couldn't get to bed
while dreams of new trinkets, just danced in my heads
And mamma in her nightgown, and I in my stocking (cap)
Had just settled down from a long day of shopping
When out on the stoop, there arose such a fuss
I sprang from the bed, to see what was up
Away to the window, I flew - like in a hurry
Tore open the shutters, and I noticed snow flurries
The moonlit glow, of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day, to all the cars below
When what to my wondering eyes, should appear
but a miniature sleigh, and eight little deer
With a little old driver, so lively, so quick
I thought to myself NAHHH - can't be St. Nick!
More rapid than crackheads, his carriers they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name
Now, as a man, raised in the ghetto so hard
My senses, they're heightened, so I'm always on guard
#496 to #492 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#481 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!


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#475 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #474 - monkeytiger **User deleted account** (12/27/2012) [-]
This isn't even funny or clever at all. I feel like anti-christianity on the internet is such a easy thing to play.

"LOL CHRISTIANITY IZ SO DUM ITS LIKE A TABLE THAT HAS POOP FOR LEGS HURUR" +8324 thumbs
#534 to #474 - tjocksnorris ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Well, FJ allways mock stupid stuff
All of you jumped the anti- Amanda Todd bandwagon because she was stupid enough to kill herself over stupid stuff

All of you jumped the rebeccablack bandwagon, because of her stupid lyrics and autotuned voice

All of you jumped the anti Swag stuff, and yolo stuff, because they're silly choice of clothing and weird use of carpediem

So whats wrong with mocking people for thinking there are a bearded guy in the sky who decides everything and creater the world and what not?

INB4 REDTHUMBS HAVE A NICE DAY
User avatar #535 to #534 - monkeytiger **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
Well no, I can understand why people think that Christianity is stupid, but most "atheists" (I use the quotation marks because most people who claim to be atheists nowadays are just confused teenagers who just need something to dislike), are really uptight about it :P
#536 to #535 - tjocksnorris ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure because its childish to not belive in fairlytales, talking snakes, allmighty wizards in the sky who created the world in seven days, sure son
User avatar #537 to #536 - monkeytiger **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
......not what I said, dude
#538 to #537 - tjocksnorris ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
U implyed that most athest are confused teenagers
User avatar #539 to #538 - monkeytiger **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
That's because it's true. The past year or two has just been a giant atheist bandwagon.
#540 to #539 - tjocksnorris ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Well hopefully, religion will die out in a few hundred years or so, people get more aware of the retardation everyday, and there aren't really any real christians out there anyways
#497 to #474 - palindromia (12/27/2012) [-]
I'm gonna have to agree with you here. With the stupid amount of this self-righteous, arrogant ******** atheism is just as cancerous as religion now.
#479 to #474 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
FAT BEN HAS A TABLE WITH POOP FOR LEGS
#459 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
FAT BEN MADE MORE POOP
#467 to #459 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
he took a dump on YOU
#470 to #467 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
NOT JUST ON ME! IT'S ON YOU TOO! OMG FAT BEN'S POOP IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!
#472 to #470 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
you are ****** up
#476 to #472 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
OH MANNNNNN NOTHING CAN STOP THE POOP!!!!!!!!!!!
#483 to #476 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
seriously what is wrong with you?
#487 to #483 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
FAT BEN MADE SO MUCH POOP! OH MAN, IT'S EVERYWHERE! THERE'S NO END TO THE POOP! HE JUST KEEPS MAKING MORE AND MORE POOP ALL OVER THE PLACE! NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM THE POOP!
#456 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
Pretty disrespectful comparison if you ask me. To most people irl that have jesus in thier lives and CAN FEEL him every waking moment, hell is a very serious prospect. We see many of the lords children sya things liek this and it makes us sad . but its your life.

TL;DR jesus loves you
inbf red thumbs from athiests..
#463 to #456 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
Isn't that schizophrenia?
#462 to #456 - bawsforever (12/27/2012) [-]
Its not from the perspective of the christian that this quote is referring to though its from the perspective of the atheist, and i tend to agree with it.
#455 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
User avatar #495 to #455 - supersparta (12/27/2012) [-]
It's one one hell of a long time since I've seen any Fat Ben comments. I almost started to miss them.
User avatar #452 - mexicanfood (12/27/2012) [-]
THIS TOTALLY WONT START A RELIGIOUS ********* IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER!

On another note, I know plenty of christians who do this but I also know plenty of athiests who are ******** ******** that think they are better than everyone else just because they are athiest.

sorry if I spelled athiest wrong

#443 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!


#445 to #443 - leahndmp (12/27/2012) [-]
I feel like you're yelling at me...
User avatar #434 - pepemex (12/27/2012) [-]
You mean Santa isn't real?
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#439 to #434 - xonicxox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #430 - jackjas (12/27/2012) [-]
My cousin and me discuss a lot about religion and stuff. He is crhistian and I'm a agnostic deist. Sometimes when something good happen I look to him and say: JESUS IS AWESOME and sometimes I say: YOU KNOW YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS. RIGHT?

His face is priceless.
#429 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!

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#414 to #413 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Why do you people keep coming back here? You're not getting any traffic from us.
#422 to #414 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
Because they're using bots. Once the chinks sic a bot on us they don't have to do anything else.
#411 - bigrog (12/27/2012) [-]
Being a christian i havent nor do i know anyone who has ever told an athiest they are going to hell. I have though had countless atheist tell me how stupid i am for being christian.
#416 to #411 - chucknorrisincarna (12/27/2012) [-]
Those are the faggy Athiests. One bad apple spoils the bunch, etc. I'm sorry that happened to you.
#424 to #416 - bigrog (12/27/2012) [-]
and thanks.
#423 to #416 - bigrog (12/27/2012) [-]
every belief has ******** and extremist, there are no exceptions.
User avatar #446 to #423 - yunoknow (12/27/2012) [-]
what does an extreme agnostic do? just wondering
#449 to #446 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
Displays extreme apathy?
#442 to #423 - chucknorrisincarna (12/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, but what can you do, huh?
#454 to #442 - bigrog (12/27/2012) [-]
you can smile, shake their hand, and say "believe what you want bro, guess we'll just have to disagree"
#464 to #454 - chucknorrisincarna (12/27/2012) [-]
Y'know, you're a pretty cool guy. c:
#465 to #464 - bigrog (12/27/2012) [-]
thanks bro
#469 to #465 - chucknorrisincarna (12/27/2012) [-]
Most people are flaming and trolling and **** , but you're a calm, intelligent, non-obnoxious person. Rare these days, y'know?
#477 to #469 - bigrog (12/27/2012) [-]
One belief i hold sacred is that if someone you go around disrespecting people beliefs, spewing hate, and forcing your beliefs down others throats then you have no right to start complaining and claiming your a victim when someone else does the same to you
#482 to #477 - chucknorrisincarna (12/27/2012) [-]
I wanna just hug the **** out of you. All Christians I've ever known hate on me for being racist. You're the balls, friend.
#493 to #482 - bigrog (12/27/2012) [-]
thanks bro, means alot, truly am sorry if you have had christains hate on you, far to often my fellow christians forget that our religion is meant to be one of love and kindness. Don't let the hate get to you bro, its like a bad disease that just keeps spreading.
#506 to #493 - chucknorrisincarna (12/27/2012) [-]
You're welcome!
#486 to #482 - chucknorrisincarna (12/27/2012) [-]
Guess I'm feelin' all racist tonight.
#504 to #486 - bigrog (12/27/2012) [-]
crap, accidently posted that reply it to the wrong one, sorry
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#484 to #482 - chucknorrisincarna (12/27/2012) [-]
Athiest* God, I'm retarded.
I put racist. For ****** sake.
#410 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
Atheist don't exist after death. I feel sorry for atheist because not existing after death is the worst outcome possible of death. The reason not existing is the worst is because it would mean life has absolutely no meaning at all. It would mean that no living creature has a soul and souls don't exist. If no one exist after death it means we don't exist now.
If there is no such thing as after death then there is no such thing as before death.
#428 to #410 - chucknorrisincarna (12/27/2012) [-]
A dream within a dream within a dream!
A dream within a dream within a dream!
#425 to #410 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
our afterlife is made out of heat, dirt and replete worms.
Yes life is meaningless, but we can still enjoy it and make it better for further generations.
Just because you dont like something "terrible" (death is natural, I dont have fear of being nonexistant, but I would hate to life forever in paradise as a thrall of a god)
Just because you dont like something it doesent mean that it doesent exist.
(war is awful but its there)
Maybe our souls are just consumed by a god after our dead and our only purpose is to die and feed him :)
User avatar #421 to #410 - stupidffff (12/27/2012) [-]
Or perhaps life is meaningless and to avoid going into depression we go into denial instead.
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