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User avatar #5 - redclover (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
yes...it does 17 and it has a side effect of 83
User avatar #19 - ulquiorratheespada (12/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Side effects include, but are not limited to;
-Chest pain
-Headaches
-Anal Bleeding
-Restless Vagina Syndrome
-Ass Cancer
-More Anal Bleeding
-Swelling Of The Nipples
Please consult your doctor if you experience an erection lasting more than 48 hours.
#22 - huszti (12/27/2012) [-]
aspirin:
mostly used as treat against: headache
side effects: headache
#28 - trickytrickster (12/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Side Effects:
Oily spotting in your undergarments
Oily or fatty stools
Orange or brown colored oil in your stool
Gas with discharge, an oily discharge
Loose stools, or an urgent need to go to the bathroom, inability to control bowel movements
An increased number of bowel movements

The above are real. They legit recommend you bring a spare pare of pants and underwear to work.
+8
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#16 - stealthpsybeast (12/26/2012) [-]
-No side effects.
-Gives 50 temporary health.
User avatar #6 - winsauceiswin ONLINE (12/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
anti depressant pill (warning side affects may include depression, thoughts of suicide, weight gain, dressiness, hives, itching or red eyes. in some rare cases patients died of stroke, heart attack, or cancer.) anti depressant pill is not for anyone ever. you're better off killing yourself as it will be less painful than these symptoms.

every ant depressant ad ever
User avatar #1 - humaneety (12/26/2012) [-]
Viagra is famous for its side effect
User avatar #24 - lulzinmyroflcopter (12/27/2012) [-]
Known side effects include dry mouth, upset stomach, mild death, blindness, massive heart attack, difficulty breathing, and rectal fungus.
Almost all men who took zortafrinex experienced a severe loss in sexual performance.
This is normal.
Please stop taking zortafrinex immediately if you feel mild discomfort on or in testicles, as this can be a sign of a rare and extremely unpleasant side effect known as total scrotal implosion.
If total scrotal implosion should occur, call your doctor right away.
If you cannot move or talk due to the debilitating pain of total scrotal implosion, please have a loved one call your doctor.
There is no cure for total scrotal implosion.
User avatar #27 - cfeuer (12/27/2012) [-]
I love you
You love me
that pie chart
looks like barney.
#17 - silencefalls (12/26/2012) [-]
Just gonna leave this up for anyone who sees the reference...
User avatar #3 - disturbingirony (12/26/2012) [-]
Do you sometimes feel irritable, restless, uneasy, sad, normal, or just plain not high? Maybe it's time to try crack!
(Crack may cause shivers, night terrors, gay for pay, heart palpitations, homicidal paranoia, or the sensation that you're on fire. Peeing blood and seeing your friends' faces as talking skeletons are possible side effects of crack. People who use crack may experience 5-7 years in prison where brutal raping may occur. If you experience one or more of these side effects, consult your dealer. You may need more crack.
#41 - finacious (12/27/2012) [-]
I never understood the need for advertising pharmaceuticals. I'm going to take whatever the doctor prescribes or pharmacist recommends (if it's OTC). Doctors choose the right treatment for your specific ailment, and requesting something that's going to react with another condition or medication isn't going to change their mind. Would you ever have this conversation?
Doc: "I'm prescribing Viagra to try and treat your ED."
You: "But doc I saw the commercial for Cialis and it works for 36 hours and they're taking a bath and hurr durr derp"
Doc: "But Viagra won't react with your heart medication, Cialis can cause a lethal side effect in people on that heart treatment."
You: "BATHTUB BONERS. 36 HOURS. IT'S MY CHOICE"

Exactly. It's ******* pointless to make a medicine commercial. Besides, it's not like the doctors don't know about the medicines. They're pretty much all well-known already, and if the doctor isn't immediately sure what to give you, or is running out of options, they aren't likely to remember "oh yeah that one tv commercial said something about this" and send you on your way with a prescription for it.

tl:dr Medicine commercials have no target audience and the audience they reach can't use the information in them, and are therefore pointless.
User avatar #38 - pasiusquotum (12/27/2012) [-]
Side effects include

The spawn of Cthulhu inside the womb of a young maiden


Wat.
#36 - baconmansenior (12/27/2012) [-]
mfw tags were right
mfw tags were right
User avatar #8 - Keleth (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
....the difference of course is that its almost guaranteed to do what its advertised to do, and very rarely has those side affects. everyone has different reactions to things. some antibiotics make me break out in hives, some make my throw swell up, and some im fine. its just a gamble. either way the infection is gone.

don't like it? be a doctor and do it your ******* self
User avatar #37 - amateriandarknut (12/27/2012) [-]
This is inaccurate.

Medicine has a lot more side effects than that.
#12 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
So technically you take a pill to get rid of one thing, and then you have the chance of getting 17 more things?
#11 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
17 is more like What it can help with or might prevent...
#10 - cyanidesandvich (12/26/2012) [-]
Thanks Doc,   
   
that daily dose Rocks
Thanks Doc,

that daily dose Rocks
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