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User avatar #25 - lucidria (12/26/2012) [-]
Dick problem stories:

I once had a huge pimple on the bottom of my dick. The only way I could pop it was to wait a couple weeks for it to get bigger, then stab at it with a needle until it popped so I could squeeze it out. You know how you get little clumps of pus in pimples that leave behind a little empty pod sort of thing? It just left a big pit where the clump used to be. After I got it out, I had to gently wrap a bandage around my dick for a day to let the pit fill itself in and heal enough to take it off. I couldn't jack off for about 4 days before and after I "operated" on it.

I've also got a small lump on the top/side of my dick that's mostly only noticeable when I got a boner. It's just a little lump under the skin that I can jiggle around, but it doesn't move. It's been there for about 2 years now and it doesn't seem to have gotten bigger or anything and I have no idea what the **** it could be.
#58 to #25 - TheUsername (12/26/2012) [-]
mother 						*******					 vein!
mother ******* vein!
User avatar #36 to #25 - cshp (12/26/2012) [-]
You have dick cancer.
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#33 to #27 - ilikepatatas (12/26/2012) [-]
thumbed up, because of gardevoir :3
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#31 to #27 - lucidria (12/26/2012) [-]
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And I was telling you about my dick.
#29 to #27 - slend (12/26/2012) [-]
You're still going to.
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