Ready, steady, GO!. just my life. So. This is me and my Bra, aged G and 4 chillin' in a bath. Gur bath obviously. Gur childhood wasn' t that bad. We had this ga
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Ready, steady, GO!

just **** my life

So. This is me and my Bra,
aged G and 4 chillin' in
a bath. Gur bath obviously.
Gur childhood wasn' t that bad.
We had this game. The red thing
is a tube, not a giant didldo.
We' d fill it up with water and
blow as hard as we could and the
doser would pretty much choke
on the water. T won every,
single time without fail.
So T had the brilliant idea to
piss into the tube seeing as
he last everytime, it was
inevitable that he was going to
choke on my nice, warm golden
piss.
So T pissed. Into the tube. and
waited and said ready, steady
GOI,
I' m so sorry it' s really not
meant to look like a dildo.
Unfortunatly, T was laughing so
hard T ended up loosing. T
******* drank my own piss. It
was possibly the most disgustin-
taste in the world. T cried,
ran out; of the bath and puked.
Every single time T pee now the
memory haunts me and T gag. T gag
to the sound and smell of my own
piss.
There.
The end.
...
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User avatar #6 - raquelian (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
2 words
#30 - thefunnyside (12/26/2012) [-]
Just made this
#17 - guye (12/26/2012) [-]
#10 - chrissunkraut (12/26/2012) [-]
I'm missing Bear Grylls in the comments
#8 - Keavy (12/26/2012) [-]
#18 - cruzslzr (12/26/2012) [-]
mfw during everything
mfw during everything
User avatar #1 - pjflash (12/26/2012) [-]
Holy **** , best thing I've read in a long time! Thumbs up for you.
#13 - VincentKing ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
#19 - royoten (12/26/2012) [-]
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#2 - theavstyle (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Well... That's gross

Do you, by any chance, like champagne now? (hs some of the same color!)
User avatar #16 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (12/26/2012) [-]
That tooks to admit that OP.
You're still ****** up, though.
#4 - redclover (12/26/2012) [-]
that's disgusting!
User avatar #22 - picklerbob (12/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, I bet you won every single time in that..."blowing contest".. ; )
#21 - sirthomasburr (12/26/2012) [-]
Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
#14 - Lezander (12/26/2012) [-]
Might wanna...go see a psych about that.
Seems like it's an issue if it still bothers you.
User avatar #40 - misterbonzo (12/27/2012) [-]
Your brother's name isn't Bear, is it?
#35 - albiwankenobi (12/26/2012) [-]
"...he would choke on my nice, warm golden piss."
User avatar #12 - littleoctavia (12/26/2012) [-]
Jesus ******* christ what the **** .
#5 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
hahahahaa
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