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Clever Bastard

Not Mine

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Submitted: 12/25/2012
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#22 - thechosentroll (12/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)
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5$ says a woman made that shirt.
#8 - phanact (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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It really bothers me when girls say "I love you" to someone they're with, and they don't even know what real love is
#81 - thelifelineband (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
jesus christ front page blows today
jesus christ front page blows today
User avatar #19 - samnoname (12/26/2012) [-]
Not much of a "clever bastard" when it deliberately makes it obvious it's a lie
#18 - gogstarr (12/26/2012) [-]
I have this shirt
My ex bought it
#48 - emptyskytrueform (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#41 - haxorman (12/26/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>tfw no gf
#58 - goobdol (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I don't think any joke is worth warranting the use of the word "darling".


Crucify this shirt.
#103 - curtisbentley (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #34 - yourdadsdad (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Buy this and wear it on a date with your Girlfriend.
#94 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!


#98 to #94 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
and ******* eat fried chicken. You don't see me posting about it...


****** ******
#79 - daniboyi ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
My former girlfriend had one of those...
#47 - drmrniceguy (12/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
all I saw was "ling"
+1
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#106 - edzeppelin (12/26/2012) [-]
Because when you're trying to make something sneaky, the best approach is to be blatantly obvious about it.
User avatar #99 - theofficialchamp (12/26/2012) [-]
Is it weird that my stepdad has one of those shirts?
#66 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
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#16 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
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#13 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
people need to stop giving away our treasured secrets
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