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A True FunnyJunk Rant

If you truly care about FunnyJunk, Thumb this to the top, so everyone can read this heartfelt rant.<br />
(If you see this Denmark, there is still hope in FunnyJunk.. Don't lose hope, brother.)

Tags: denmark
39 - Den mark
Yeah... I guess nobody gives a **** about me... This is why I never post stuff because the decisions on what gets to the top is completely arbitrary. Something retarded can get
EDGE thumbs . If it doesn' t get at least in the first hour it has no chance unmaking it to the top or ofthe first two jithree people thumb it down, everyone else will too.
Every ******* person on this site is just a god damn sheep, voting the way everyone else does. There will be some stupid ******* thing with "1000 something thumbs andthey
wont laugh, thumb it up, proceeded the comments, andthen thumb up the top rated comment saying the picture is stupid orther are a thumb whorer or some ************
******** .
HMO -Denmark
Andthe worst part is that nobody even ******* thinks about it, they will proceeded do the exact same ******* thing over and over. Worse yet is that they will bitch that nothings
funny, well there isn' t going to be anything funny ifyou thumb up all ofthose gay ******* comics and rants. More specifically is the recent ordeal with xaviersstuff. Initially most
people thumber him up, why? because he was funny, sure he reposted like a ************ but the **** was still funny. Andthen someone who has been on the internet so long
and seen everything so many times decidedly rant about him. That picture got a lot upthumbs so everyone ******* opinions with the snap ofthe finger.
41 - Denmark
So what does that leave us with? A bunch ****** comics about some dumb stupid El Lolympics where absolutely no aspect olmost ofthe comics are . inny, yet everyone makes it
to the top. ******* pitiful.
Back on the idea of reposting. if everyone decidedly burn xaviersstuff at the stake why does no one have that reaction to the has recently posting
compilations of . Dont get me wrong I love those comics but the thing is why dont these repost whiners not reactive same way.
42 - Denmark
The dynamic inconsistency in the way users reactio content is staggering at the least. Nobody everthings, react and do as they' re told, that' s why BA C C) N got to the
top, and xaviersstuff got tens upthumbs but is now hated by everyone, thats why we have a stupid Bacon Sandwich as a "mascot", thats why this site almost went
under, why admin left, andthat' s whal hate posting because there is no ******* point, I' d have better luck flipping a coin and getting it to land on its edge.
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User avatar #7 - Denmark (05/17/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Ha thanks man.
User avatar #4 - LazyPuppy (05/17/2010) [-]
Denmark is right he's been saying what I have said about Xavier, he's also right about the 20 thumbs thing... I've noticed that something that I posted, which I thought was moderate funny at best got to the front page all because it got 20 thumbs in like 10 minutes, and the funniest thing I have posted only got about 10 thumbs because nobody thumbed it. Funnyjunk users are like sheep
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/17/2010) [-]
Denmark... You are my hero. I HATE FunnyJunk so much right now. The crappy comics, the compilations, the reposts, the rants... The problem with FunnyJunk is not the website itself, it's the idiotic users who thumb up the most unfunny things imaginable.

There needs to be a great purge... Eliminating the stupid users completely. TheDesigner should put up some trap pictures:

A comic by Mondo.
Some half-naked woman.
A picture everyone has seen a thousand times.
Someone saying "I said Justin Beiber sucks and then some girls cried LOLOLOLOL."

If any user thumbs up these pictures, their IP addresses will be banned. They will be too dumb to find a way around it. Sure, this would decrease FJ traffic significantly, but it's for the greater good.
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/17/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 517,206,739**
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/17/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7**
#16 - mrgreaseball **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
im not readin dat sh*t
#31 to #16 - amishllama (05/17/2010) [-]
baaa youre a sheep!
#8 - TheOnlyOrca (05/17/2010) [-]
The bacon sandwich is ******* stupid.
User avatar #34 - LoLgenerator (05/18/2010) [-]
Love it. If you think about it and make a few comparisons, that's exactly how the real world works too. A long time ago I said **** it. Now I just do what I want to. And life is good.
#32 - amishllama (05/17/2010) [-]
Denmark, you are an inspiration. I have tried my hardest to throw off the group mentality when i come here. Thank you. I will no longer be a sheep.
User avatar #27 - turbosnail (05/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
thumbing this up would just prove his point that people do what they're told, and then getting this to the top would also not change anything. i agree, but i for one only want funny things on the front page.
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/17/2010) [-]
Bravo my good man
User avatar #24 - bloodeetampon (05/17/2010) [-]
I don't thumb rants on principle. but I agree with this one.
User avatar #23 - Noonelikesanimal (05/17/2010) [-]
Readin ya loud and clear Denmark
#20 - babyblueeyes **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
well im an idiot, sorry Denmark I let you down lmao someone tell me how to roll again? i know im a retard yada yada yada blah blah just tell me how to do it.
#19 - babyblueeyes **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
DAMNIT lol *roll9*
#18 - babyblueeyes **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
if I can get this roll thing to work (haven't done it in forever) and the number ends in an even number, Denmark will get everyone's attention AND will start thumbing down reposters(especially not funny ones) and thumbing up actual funny things, also will start protest for green funnyjunk! *roll 9*
#3 - Yojimbo **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
I applaud you Denmark, though I maybe to lazy to read this, your words probably bring pride to my heart!
User avatar #22 - gandhi (05/17/2010) [-]
User avatar #21 - gandhi (05/17/2010) [-]
#14 - Stormkoopa **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
And xzaviersstuff can suck it.
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