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User avatar #40 - TATTYBOJANGLES
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Am... Am I... a Devil worshiper now?
#100 to #40 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
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yes, you are
#24 - orangepikmin
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#7 - doriangrey
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Hfw typing that.
Hfw typing that.
User avatar #1 - nadastress
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Me being muslim and all, would really want to hear the devils version. Why the beef?
User avatar #30 to #1 - beanmaniac
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(12/26/2012) [-]
well the number of people in the room is the number of versions
some say he tried to overthrow god other say he hated humans,gods perfect creation and god sent him to hell because of that ,some say he tried to make all angels equal to god and create a more democratic heaven,in all the versions he was the most powerful and shining and beautiful angel (wasnt that hard some had 4 heads and 6 wings and looked like tall snakes by some versions)
User avatar #2 to #1 - imashitbricks
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From what I've learned the devil was an angel but he pretended to be God, so God got mad and sent him to hell. But I've read the bible like once. SO i'm probably not the most reliable source of information when it comes to this.
#4 to #2 - wilhamlin
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This story isn't actually in the bible, but here it goes. (FYI: This is all just the Catholic Churches belief)

The devil was one of gods angels, one of the most powerful in fact. He was so powerful that he challenged god for the "throne" and a war in heaven broke out, God and the angels Vs. Lucifer (the devil) and the renegades. When God finally won, he cast out Lucifer to hell for all eternity, and all the angels that fought for him were cast out as well and ended up following Lucifer and became what we know of as demons. (Source: attended a catholic church for the better part of my young life)
#21 to #4 - robbuck
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well... if its not in the bible, in anyway. chances are its not true. however it does say in the bible that satan was jealous and wanted gods power, so in anger he corrupted gods most amazing creation. man
User avatar #6 to #4 - heartlessrobot
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That is also wrong. In a previous version of the bible, Lucifer was God's right hand angel. God left one day (for unknown reasons) and left Lucifer in charge. He went mad with power and refused to give the throne back. He had angels that followed him loyally and fought along side of him, but they were cast into hell along with him. Satan and Lucifer are different beings, the names are not interchangeable. Yet, god is omniscient, meaning he had to have known Lucifer would go mad with power. Yet he still left him in charge. I believe that god did it on purpose. God's a ******* dickhead.
#11 to #6 - wilhamlin
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in all honesty, I've heard that version along with several others, and my picture pretty much explains the difference. I was just putting out the version that I had learned.
User avatar #12 to #11 - heartlessrobot
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Yeah, there's no way to prove which way is correct and which isn't. So, there's no use arguing about something that could possibly be a load of bunk. It could also be true. The one you said could be true, the one I said could be true, I don't think anyone will ever know.
#19 to #6 - robbuck
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dude... check ur sources, ur way off
#8 to #6 - anon id: c2c56ef8
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How does God just "leave" 2/10 try again
User avatar #9 to #8 - heartlessrobot
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It wasn't explained how or why. You expect religion to make sense? 0/10 you try again.
#48 to #9 - anon id: 65c11b3f
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first of all that story is found in a poem not the bible... its called paradise lost by John Milton. secondly the story of Adam and Eve wasnt told by Jesus, its found in the Old Testament
#18 to #2 - robbuck
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he didnt pretend to be god. he wanted to be god, the first sin JEALOUSY brought him to lie to adam and eve. hell by definition is a place in which god doesnt exist. so basically satan, the most beatiful of angels was cast out of the kingdom of heaven. hope this helps. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER
User avatar #38 to #18 - GamerMandrew
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Knowledge of a fiction story doesn't increase my power at all.
#45 to #38 - anon id: 4b461700
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You can learn a lot from fiction.
#93 - anon id: b722dd7b
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I just want to say... Supposing the Devil and God are real (whether you believe that or not), wouldn't it be MOST like the Devil if everyone thought he was God? Isn't that the greatest evil/trickery he could accomplish?
#94 to #93 - cupcakedevourer
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Maybe God IS the devil...
Maybe God IS the devil...
#98 to #94 - lellone
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what i find funny in your gif is that it basically shows random pictures of war and then there's a picture of the cover of sonic '06
#99 to #98 - cupcakedevourer
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That's why I saved it :)
That's why I saved it :)
#106 to #94 - stoug
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**stoug rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at True Gamers ** but then...who was phone?
#70 - prodigyoflaughs
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Pic related, like 95% of the people aren't Christians, some discrepancies.
User avatar #124 to #70 - crazehtoast
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With all these neat people going to hell, it must not be that bad of a place.
User avatar #89 to #70 - unhappyspanners
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins and Stephen Fry. Sorted.
User avatar #116 to #70 - venoshto
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(12/26/2012) [-]
thanks for putting sasha grey there... really, thanks
#88 to #70 - moneysam
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(12/26/2012) [-]
The **** is Miley Cyrus doing on that list?
User avatar #10 - nathanhughes
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Doesn't mean I'm going to start worshiping the devil, Ill stick to being a agnostic teenager.
User avatar #86 to #10 - kittykatkathryn
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agnostic theist or agnostic atheist?
#15 to #10 - iamthou
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you'll need this
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#73 to #15 - Mrdannyman
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Am I the only one who doesn't get this
User avatar #181 to #73 - iamthou
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(12/26/2012) [-]
season 15 of south park, final episode.

watch it on netflix you'll understand
#182 to #181 - Mrdannyman
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Comment Picture
User avatar #186 to #182 - iamthou
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(12/27/2012) [-]
good episode you thinks?
User avatar #187 to #186 - Mrdannyman
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(12/27/2012) [-]
One of the only ones I like, most of them are pretty weird.
User avatar #191 to #15 - nathanhughes
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(12/27/2012) [-]
Is it weird that I actually have dr pepper while browsing this?
User avatar #192 to #191 - iamthou
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not at all, its one of my favourite beverages and can often be found at my side during fj browsing
User avatar #193 to #192 - nathanhughes
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Yeah its mine too, but there is no correlation between my beliefs and a sugary beverage. lol
User avatar #58 - reican
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But then Jesus were born, Lucy got mad and jealous, while Michael remained ignorant.
The real good guy is Gabriel.
#77 to #58 - caen
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Or Castiel.
Or Castiel.
#52 - lordlucifer
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**lordlucifer rolls 904**
#53 to #52 - lordlucifer
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#55 to #52 - HOtaconE
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Hey, Lucifer, what kind of music can I expect in hell?
User avatar #60 to #55 - dragostarc
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good music
User avatar #67 to #55 - tylermcall
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(12/26/2012) [-]
A whole bunch of REM.
#85 to #67 - anon id: fdc1305e
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And by REM he really means Justin Bieber and that Minaj woman.
User avatar #194 to #85 - tylermcall
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Nope just REM. Satan got a nice deal on their music. So now hell just plays REM nonstop.
User avatar #54 to #52 - ifuckedadogonce
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Lucifer, you're a cool dad. I love you, man.
User avatar #20 - beanmaniac
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in the jewish mythology the demon the chritians call satan (he isnt the king of the demon in the jewish mitytology) did nothing but trying to make all being equal but god said he had too much pride because nothing can be equal to god
kind of ironic isnt
#26 to #20 - anon id: 13f47366
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it is ironic from our point of view. try and imagine it from the perspective of someone infinitely powerful.
User avatar #103 to #26 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
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i can't because there is no possibility of 1 human being infinetly powerful