Horus Shit. punnay. Does this sound familiar? Born on December 25 Born of a virgin At Star in the East Is Q, , Adorned by 2 Kings H Teacher at 12 Ministry at 30
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Horus Shit

punnay

Does this sound familiar?
Born on December 25
Born of a virgin
At Star in the East
Is Q, , Adorned by 2 Kings
H Teacher at 12
Ministry at 30
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Submitted: 12/25/2012
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User avatar #21 - blackhawksfan (12/26/2012) [+] (10 replies)
So Jesus was a repost?
#7 - yipkendu (12/25/2012) [+] (7 replies)
There's over 40 ancient religions, thousands and hundreds of years older than the birth of Jesus and Christianity, who had a figure like this:   
   
-Born on Dec. 25th    
-Dead (for the same 3 days sometimes) and resurrected   
-Performed miracles    
-Born of a virgin   
-Signaled by a star in the east   
-Had 12 disciples   
-Shared many similar nicknames, etc.   
   
They are stories based on astronomy and astrology symbolism.  Every society with knowledge of astronomy came up with a similar story to justify their religious beliefs.  They were not copies of the original since they were all based around science and observation.   
   
You can watch youtu.be/oZgT1SRcrKE for an explanation of these similarities, and of all the symbolism.
There's over 40 ancient religions, thousands and hundreds of years older than the birth of Jesus and Christianity, who had a figure like this:

-Born on Dec. 25th
-Dead (for the same 3 days sometimes) and resurrected
-Performed miracles
-Born of a virgin
-Signaled by a star in the east
-Had 12 disciples
-Shared many similar nicknames, etc.

They are stories based on astronomy and astrology symbolism. Every society with knowledge of astronomy came up with a similar story to justify their religious beliefs. They were not copies of the original since they were all based around science and observation.

You can watch youtu.be/oZgT1SRcrKE for an explanation of these similarities, and of all the symbolism.
#79 - Endofzeeworld (12/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Horus...
Horus.......
Wait...
HERESY?!?!?
User avatar #70 - mayormilkman (12/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Horus wasn't born of a virgin, though. He's born of Isis and Osiris. The latter got resurrected by the former, but with a gold penis because the old one couldn't be retrieved.
User avatar #74 to #70 - fizzythunder (12/26/2012) [-]
Imagine that moneyshot
#63 - nuggetman (12/26/2012) [-]
Jesus wasn't born on December 25.
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#13 - jayekaye **User deleted account** Comment deleted by davidavidson [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #158 - sketchE ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
jesus wasnt born on the 25th. christmas is just a pagan comprimise
User avatar #152 - austinpowerful (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
ya because when looking at hieroglyphics it clearly says 12/25/3000bc written on the wall... oh wait it doesn't.. and wasn't he born of osirus and some other bitch? atheists can be just as bad as christians when it comes to pulling **** out their asses
#117 - givemethesalt ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
Unreliable sources and pseudohistory.

Does this sound familiar?
User avatar #101 - kosicandavid (12/26/2012) [+] (7 replies)
that is wrong..... this picture was just created to offense christians....not like I like christians I just hate disinformations.....
#44 - 4chan refugee (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Jesus was not born on December 25
#99 - jorgezepeda (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'ts on the internet it must be true. Not christian but those are false facts.
#97 - 4chan refugee (12/26/2012) [-]
Jesus was a repost D:
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#45 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#19 - snerus (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#23 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (12/26/2012) [-]
"You are no son of mine."
#135 - soulsurvivor (12/26/2012) [+] (9 replies)
The others statements may be true but Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of december, his date is unknown, and if anything was born between march and september, the shepherds were in the fields with their sheep when they were visited by an angel.... their sheep wouldn't be out in the fields in December -
#159 to #150 - juckinfunk (12/26/2012) [-]
Non-Christian sources who wrote about Jesus:

CORNELIUS TACITUS (55 - 120 A.D.)
GAIUS SUETONIUS TRANQUILLUS (69 - 130 A.D.)
THALLUS (~ 52 A.D.)
PLINY THE YOUNGER (63 - 113 A.D)
CELSUS (~ 178 A.D.)
LUCIAN OF SAMOSATA (120 - ~180 A.D.)
MARA BAR-SERAPION (Post 70 A.D)
FLAVIUS JOSEPHUS (37 - 100 A.D.)
THE BABYLONIAN TALMUD
CLEMENT OF ROME (? - 98? A.D.)
IGNATIUS OF ANTIOCH (? - ~100 A.D)
QUADRATUS OF ATHENS (126 A.D.)
ARISTIDES THE ATHENIAN (126 A.D.)
JUSTIN MARTYR (~100 - 165 A.D.)
HEGESIPPUS (110 A.D. - 180 A.D.)

So the question isn't really whether or not Jesus existed or not. The only question is was he who he said he was?
#96 - erikths (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
How would they know he was born on december 25th, when it was 3000 years before the calendar?
#98 to #96 - rushton (12/26/2012) [-]
The Acient Egyptians had their own calender of 365 days like us.
User avatar #47 - ihatem ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
To many "Jesus Christ" may be questionable, but you can't deny Yeshua ben Yoseph
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#48 to #40 - froghole (12/26/2012) [-]
you know you're a virgin when you dont know the definition of the word virgin.

1. a person who has never had sexual intercourse.
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