Horus Shit. punnay. Does this sound familiar? Born on December 25 Born of a virgin At Star in the East Is Q, , Adorned by 2 Kings H Teacher at 12 Ministry at 30 i? ers. u. - 12 Disciples u HORUS l was BC -
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Horus Shit

punnay

Does this sound familiar?
Born on December 25
Born of a virgin
At Star in the East
Is Q, , Adorned by 2 Kings
H Teacher at 12
Ministry at 30
i? ers. u. - 12 Disciples
u HORUS l was BC -
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User avatar #21 - blackhawksfan (12/26/2012) [+] (11 replies)
So Jesus was a repost?
#7 - yipkendu (12/25/2012) [+] (7 replies)
There's over 40 ancient religions, thousands and hundreds of years older than the birth of Jesus and Christianity, who had a figure like this:   
   
-Born on Dec. 25th    
-Dead (for the same 3 days sometimes) and resurrected   
-Performed miracles    
-Born of a virgin   
-Signaled by a star in the east   
-Had 12 disciples   
-Shared many similar nicknames, etc.   
   
They are stories based on astronomy and astrology symbolism.  Every society with knowledge of astronomy came up with a similar story to justify their religious beliefs.  They were not copies of the original since they were all based around science and observation.   
   
You can watch youtu.be/oZgT1SRcrKE for an explanation of these similarities, and of all the symbolism.
There's over 40 ancient religions, thousands and hundreds of years older than the birth of Jesus and Christianity, who had a figure like this:

-Born on Dec. 25th
-Dead (for the same 3 days sometimes) and resurrected
-Performed miracles
-Born of a virgin
-Signaled by a star in the east
-Had 12 disciples
-Shared many similar nicknames, etc.

They are stories based on astronomy and astrology symbolism. Every society with knowledge of astronomy came up with a similar story to justify their religious beliefs. They were not copies of the original since they were all based around science and observation.

You can watch youtu.be/oZgT1SRcrKE for an explanation of these similarities, and of all the symbolism.
#79 - Endofzeeworld ONLINE (12/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Horus...
Horus.......
Wait...
HERESY?!?!?
User avatar #70 - mayormilkman ONLINE (12/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Horus wasn't born of a virgin, though. He's born of Isis and Osiris. The latter got resurrected by the former, but with a gold penis because the old one couldn't be retrieved.
User avatar #74 to #70 - fizzythunder (12/26/2012) [-]
Imagine that moneyshot
#63 - nuggetman (12/26/2012) [-]
Jesus wasn't born on December 25.
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#13 - jayekaye **User deleted account** Comment deleted by davidavidson [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #158 - sketchE ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
jesus wasnt born on the 25th. christmas is just a pagan comprimise
User avatar #152 - austinpowerful (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
ya because when looking at hieroglyphics it clearly says 12/25/3000bc written on the wall... oh wait it doesn't.. and wasn't he born of osirus and some other bitch? atheists can be just as bad as christians when it comes to pulling shit out their asses
#117 - givemethesalt (12/26/2012) [-]
Unreliable sources and pseudohistory.

Does this sound familiar?
User avatar #101 - kosicandavid ONLINE (12/26/2012) [+] (7 replies)
that is wrong..... this picture was just created to offense christians....not like I like christians I just hate disinformations.....
#44 - N. Korean citizen (12/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Jesus was not born on December 25
#99 - jorgezepeda (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'ts on the internet it must be true. Not christian but those are false facts.
#97 - N. Korean citizen (12/26/2012) [-]
Jesus was a repost D:
#45 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (12/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #2180247 at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum **jouhjrpiothjroitgphsrothg
#19 - snerus (12/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#23 to #19 - krasnogvardiech ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
"You are no son of mine."
User avatar #47 - ihatem ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
To many "Jesus Christ" may be questionable, but you can't deny Yeshua ben Yoseph
User avatar #115 - Furubatsu (12/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
In all fairness, the bible never states Jesus' birthday and in fact there are a few denominations of christianity today that dont celebrate christmas such as Jehovah's Witness' who beleive he was born on October 1st.

Christmas came from
1. A roman holidy whose god (sorry, I cant remember his name) admittedly has a lot in common with the story of Jesus (Born to a virgin in a stable, had a halo of light around his head and could purify your soul, his high church was in the vatican and was lead by a Papel (latin for pope). But you'll find many similarities among religion world wide.
2. A pagan festival where you made it this far into witner without dieing, let's celebrate!

As for Horus, there is a lot of mistakes with that, as half the comments have pointed out.
#69 - nbfourshitstorm (12/26/2012) [-]
Looks like someone just watched this
User avatar #170 - hezzian (12/26/2012) [-]
actually jesus had 12 apostles. he had nearly 50 disciples
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