Horus Shit. punnay. Does this sound familiar? Born on December 25 Born of a virgin At Star in the East Is Q, , Adorned by 2 Kings H Teacher at 12 Ministry at 30 Horus Shit punnay Does this sound familiar? Born on December 25 of a virgin At Star in the East Is Q Adorned by 2 Kings H Teacher at 12 Ministry 30
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Does this sound familiar?
Born on December 25
Born of a virgin
At Star in the East
Is Q, , Adorned by 2 Kings
H Teacher at 12
Ministry at 30
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User avatar #21 - blackhawksfan
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(12/26/2012) [-]
So Jesus was a repost?
User avatar #127 to #21 - rokkarokkaali
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And if you repost... OP is a fag. So God is a fag?
#72 to #21 - jakeattack
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jesus was the repost that got to front page while horus was the original that got 3 thumbs
User avatar #75 to #72 - steelcrasher
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Horus was worshiped for longer than jesus....

So jesus is still in the middle of newest uploads
#76 to #75 - jakeattack
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hm. true but by how many people?
User avatar #77 to #76 - steelcrasher
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Whole egiptian empire ? At that time one of the most populated civlizations
#78 to #77 - jakeattack
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no i mean compared to today. althought he egyptian empire is huge, we have a bigger population today. but on the other hand the percentage of people worshiping would be higher. hm
User avatar #80 to #78 - steelcrasher
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Well...yeah that would be true... But horus has been on the front page longer...
#81 to #80 - jakeattack
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guess you are right.
#129 to #81 - anon id: b63b8fe3
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It's like in the olden days of FJ compared to FJ of today. You could get to the #1 spot on front page with less thumbs than you can get to last spot of front page today.
User avatar #22 to #21 - davidavidson [OP]
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(12/26/2012) [-]
of a repost's repost
#7 - yipkendu
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(12/25/2012) [-]
There's over 40 ancient religions, thousands and hundreds of years older than the birth of Jesus and Christianity, who had a figure like this:   
   
-Born on Dec. 25th    
-Dead (for the same 3 days sometimes) and resurrected   
-Performed miracles    
-Born of a virgin   
-Signaled by a star in the east   
-Had 12 disciples   
-Shared many similar nicknames, etc.   
   
They are stories based on astronomy and astrology symbolism.  Every society with knowledge of astronomy came up with a similar story to justify their religious beliefs.  They were not copies of the original since they were all based around science and observation.   
   
You can watch youtu.be/oZgT1SRcrKE for an explanation of these similarities, and of all the symbolism.
There's over 40 ancient religions, thousands and hundreds of years older than the birth of Jesus and Christianity, who had a figure like this:

-Born on Dec. 25th
-Dead (for the same 3 days sometimes) and resurrected
-Performed miracles
-Born of a virgin
-Signaled by a star in the east
-Had 12 disciples
-Shared many similar nicknames, etc.

They are stories based on astronomy and astrology symbolism. Every society with knowledge of astronomy came up with a similar story to justify their religious beliefs. They were not copies of the original since they were all based around science and observation.

You can watch youtu.be/oZgT1SRcrKE for an explanation of these similarities, and of all the symbolism.
#25 to #7 - alucardarian
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THAT DOCUMENTARY IS ********. YOU REALLY WANT TO COMBAT IGNORANCE BY SPREADING IGNORANCE? ALMOST NONE OF THOSE "FACTS" ARE TRUE. DO YOUR OWN DAMNED RESEARCH.
User avatar #28 to #25 - icytime
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(12/26/2012) [-]
CAPS ATTACK!
User avatar #57 to #25 - lateday
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I agree with you on that one. Stay calm though.
#35 to #7 - iamphoenix
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Also Jesus was born in Spring.
User avatar #43 to #35 - davidavidson [OP]
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Glad you remember -_-
User avatar #102 to #7 - lolzordz
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(12/26/2012) [-]
it was more to understand religious belief rather than justify it - however, people were dumb and took jesus literally
User avatar #18 to #7 - fatamerican
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I think you mean born on/around winter solstice.
#79 - Endofzeeworld
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Horus...
Horus.......
Wait...
HERESY?!?!?
User avatar #88 to #79 - SuperBobbis
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Dude, seriously? You post it when I'm on my laptop, AFTER it gets wiped. I had over 300 Horus pictures alone. That would have been some great ****.
#142 to #88 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#87 to #79 - torkildsen
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#83 to #79 - melwach
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HERESY?!
User avatar #70 - mayormilkman
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Horus wasn't born of a virgin, though. He's born of Isis and Osiris. The latter got resurrected by the former, but with a gold penis because the old one couldn't be retrieved.
User avatar #74 to #70 - fizzythunder
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Imagine that moneyshot
User avatar #82 to #74 - kuchirikato
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(12/26/2012) [-]
goldenshower is getting a new meaning.
#84 to #82 - trolololer
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I love you guys.
User avatar #118 to #74 - Furubatsu
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His old penis was eaten by a hippo.
Also some myth has it that Isis was Osiris' sister.
Just felt like sharing
#63 - nuggetman
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Jesus wasn't born on December 25.
#13 - jayekaye **User deleted account**
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#14 to #13 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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#20 to #14 - anon id: b2369296
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I wasn't sure about anything he said until i saw this picture, this cleared it up.
User avatar #17 to #13 - radtroll
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(12/26/2012) [-]
same thing for Easter and Halloween
User avatar #58 to #17 - grundo
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(12/26/2012) [-]
*****, you is online.
What did he say? Op is being a faggot.
#29 to #13 - flameprintz
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Actually Christmas was created after Rome became Christian. They didn't want to give up their biggest holiday, Saturnalia, so the Christianized it.
#55 to #29 - wafflecopper
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why did OP delete the post? clearly it was a good comment based on the thumbs.

I sense censorship

-1 OP
#201 to #55 - davidavidson [OP]
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I smell anal seepage
I smell anal seepage
User avatar #158 - sketchE
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(12/26/2012) [-]
jesus wasnt born on the 25th. christmas is just a pagan comprimise
User avatar #152 - austinpowerful
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(12/26/2012) [-]
ya because when looking at hieroglyphics it clearly says 12/25/3000bc written on the wall... oh wait it doesn't.. and wasn't he born of osirus and some other bitch? atheists can be just as bad as christians when it comes to pulling **** out their asses
#117 - givemethesalt
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Unreliable sources and pseudohistory.

Does this sound familiar?
User avatar #101 - kosicandavid
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(12/26/2012) [-]
that is wrong..... this picture was just created to offense christians....not like I like christians I just hate disinformations.....
#104 to #101 - adamks
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Yeah man, they are just "offensing" the christians!
User avatar #106 to #104 - kosicandavid
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(12/26/2012) [-]
If you want to hate something hate it right with good arguments....
#107 to #106 - adamks
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I'm not completely sure you understood.
User avatar #109 to #107 - kosicandavid
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Well than explain it to me my dear FJ friend... English is not my first language...
#133 to #109 - caplocker
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Ah sorry, we just thought you were black.
#112 to #109 - adamks
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I pointed out your rather, to me at least, amusing mistake, as you said "to offense" while it is called "to offend". Beside that, I agree.
#114 to #112 - kosicandavid
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Aaah that... Well sorry as I said English is not my native language... Well I will know next time... thanks