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Horus Shit
Uploaded by: davidavidson
punnay
Does this sound familiar?
Born on December 25
Born of a virgin
At Star in the East
Is Q, , Adorned by 2 Kings
H Teacher at 12
Ministry at 30
i? ers. u. - 12 Disciples
u HORUS l was BC -
Born on December 25
Born of a virgin
At Star in the East
Is Q, , Adorned by 2 Kings
H Teacher at 12
Ministry at 30
i? ers. u. - 12 Disciples
u HORUS l was BC -
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#7
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yipkendu (12/25/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
There's over 40 ancient religions, thousands and hundreds of years older than the birth of Jesus and Christianity, who had a figure like this:
-Born on Dec. 25th
-Dead (for the same 3 days sometimes) and resurrected
-Performed miracles
-Born of a virgin
-Signaled by a star in the east
-Had 12 disciples
-Shared many similar nicknames, etc.
They are stories based on astronomy and astrology symbolism. Every society with knowledge of astronomy came up with a similar story to justify their religious beliefs. They were not copies of the original since they were all based around science and observation.
You can watch youtu.be/oZgT1SRcrKE for an explanation of these similarities, and of all the symbolism.
-Born on Dec. 25th
-Dead (for the same 3 days sometimes) and resurrected
-Performed miracles
-Born of a virgin
-Signaled by a star in the east
-Had 12 disciples
-Shared many similar nicknames, etc.
They are stories based on astronomy and astrology symbolism. Every society with knowledge of astronomy came up with a similar story to justify their religious beliefs. They were not copies of the original since they were all based around science and observation.
You can watch youtu.be/oZgT1SRcrKE for an explanation of these similarities, and of all the symbolism.
Horus wasn't born of a virgin, though. He's born of Isis and Osiris. The latter got resurrected by the former, but with a gold penis because the old one couldn't be retrieved.
jesus wasnt born on the 25th. christmas is just a pagan comprimise
ya because when looking at hieroglyphics it clearly says 12/25/3000bc written on the wall... oh wait it doesn't.. and wasn't he born of osirus and some other bitch? atheists can be just as bad as christians when it comes to pulling shit out their asses
that is wrong..... this picture was just created to offense christians....not like I like christians I just hate disinformations.....
#45
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cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (12/26/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #2180247 at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum **jouhjrpiothjroitgphsrothg
To many "Jesus Christ" may be questionable, but you can't deny Yeshua ben Yoseph
In all fairness, the bible never states Jesus' birthday and in fact there are a few denominations of christianity today that dont celebrate christmas such as Jehovah's Witness' who beleive he was born on October 1st.
Christmas came from
1. A roman holidy whose god (sorry, I cant remember his name) admittedly has a lot in common with the story of Jesus (Born to a virgin in a stable, had a halo of light around his head and could purify your soul, his high church was in the vatican and was lead by a Papel (latin for pope). But you'll find many similarities among religion world wide.
2. A pagan festival where you made it this far into witner without dieing, let's celebrate!
As for Horus, there is a lot of mistakes with that, as half the comments have pointed out.
Christmas came from
1. A roman holidy whose god (sorry, I cant remember his name) admittedly has a lot in common with the story of Jesus (Born to a virgin in a stable, had a halo of light around his head and could purify your soul, his high church was in the vatican and was lead by a Papel (latin for pope). But you'll find many similarities among religion world wide.
2. A pagan festival where you made it this far into witner without dieing, let's celebrate!
As for Horus, there is a lot of mistakes with that, as half the comments have pointed out.