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Excellent Body Tricks
Hey FunnyJunkians. Merry Christmas, have some cool ass body tricks! If this gets a good response, I'll get some more up! 
Cool Body Tricks
Want to stop that pesky gag reflex?
Ever have that annoying thing in your
throat that makes you want to gag and
cough to get " out?
Ever Hear people talking quietly and want
to eavesdrop what there saying?
Ever have an urge that wont go away?
Need to pee but theres no nearby bath-
room?
Scared of needles and have an upcoming
shot?
Ever have a stuffy nose and just feel like
wasting endless tissues"?
Irland falling asleep? Want to walle it up?
Really need to remember something but
don' t want to spend hours memorizing it?
EVERYTHING
Want to stop that pesky gag reflex?
Ever have that annoying thing in your
throat that makes you want to gag and
cough to get " out?
Ever Hear people talking quietly and want
to eavesdrop what there saying?
Ever have an urge that wont go away?
Need to pee but theres no nearby bath-
room?
Scared of needles and have an upcoming
shot?
Ever have a stuffy nose and just feel like
wasting endless tissues"?
Irland falling asleep? Want to walle it up?
Really need to remember something but
don' t want to spend hours memorizing it?
EVERYTHING
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#2
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spoodermnpls (12/25/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
"Need to pee but there's no nearby bathroom? > Think about sex."
Yes, because walking on the streer with a boner is much better.
Yes, because walking on the streer with a boner is much better.
#70
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APenguinHorde (12/26/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
>have to pee
>think about sex to relieve that urge
>get urge to have sex
>think about sex to relive that urge
>get stuck in a sex loop
>........
>profit??
>think about sex to relieve that urge
>get urge to have sex
>think about sex to relive that urge
>get stuck in a sex loop
>........
>profit??
#33
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raquelian (12/26/2012) [-] i don't know what i touched in my throat when i tried the first one, but i don't think i'll try it again
#28
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crazywaffle (12/26/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
what if I have an urge to have sex that wont go away?
#1
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lolaa (12/25/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
At least admit that this is a repost, your description shows that you want people to think it's OC, but it's not. Who puts "my face if you thumb" on their posts these days?
#116
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penguinthegreat (12/26/2012) [-]
also coughing during an injection will widen the wound significantly
#96
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vatra ONLINE (12/26/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
I'm deaf in my right ear. So apparently I can't eavesdrop.
#95
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N. Korean citizen (12/26/2012) [-]
the gag reflex and nose clearing ones actually work. i am actually shocked. thumb for you
#106
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Sins (12/26/2012) [-] The coughing one...I imagined having a spasm from the cough, and the result breaks the needle and lets it into my vein. Not a good thought.
#102
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demitems ONLINE (12/26/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
number 5 works because the doctor will pull it out and go "what the fuck man" and if you keep doing it then he will give up and theres no pain
#81
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djequalizee (12/26/2012) [-] >Has to pee during a meeting
>Thinks about sex to stop the urge
>Gets a massive erection
>Has to talk in front of people while maintaining a stiffie, or suffer pissing self in the middle of a presentation
>Thinks about sex to stop the urge
>Gets a massive erection
>Has to talk in front of people while maintaining a stiffie, or suffer pissing self in the middle of a presentation
#29
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haseotakaeda (12/26/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I'm pretty sure the sex thing has something to do with your urethra closing or being diverted so its like...
your jizz reservoir.
rather than your piss.
because it's sexy time.
80% chance i'm 100% wrong on this...
if so, gif is related.
your jizz reservoir.
rather than your piss.
because it's sexy time.
80% chance i'm 100% wrong on this...
if so, gif is related.
#87
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fourthusername (12/26/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>will probably make you puke
>useful
>makes it pretty obvious you're eavesdropping, but never knew that shit about the ears
>boner acquired
>Imagine the needle breaking whilst in you because of the shaking
>useful
>useful
>useful
4.5/8 would not read again
>useful
>makes it pretty obvious you're eavesdropping, but never knew that shit about the ears
>boner acquired
>Imagine the needle breaking whilst in you because of the shaking
>useful
>useful
>useful
4.5/8 would not read again
#73
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ClicheUsername (12/26/2012) [-]
I wouldnt suggest coughing when they put the needle in to get your blood drawn.
