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#18 - xnotcreative (12/26/2012) [-]
I will NEVER understand why guys are so obsessed with having a big dick...

Honestly, I feel like I'm the only male here that gives two ***** about dick sizes, and that's saying a lot, because I'm under average (4 inches), so I have more reasons to be insecure.
User avatar #28 to #18 - defeats (12/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, you're going to get a lot of these kids saying "haha you have a small dick" when most of them are still at about 2 inches...
I'm also wondering about this wanting a bigger dick thing... Mine is above average, not huge but contrary to what TV says and porn etc, some of my past girlfriends have actually complained about it being too big...
Again, I cannot stress enough, it's not huge, I actually thought it was small at first until I measured it and I was pleasantly surprised.

Anyway, normal girls, if they ********** with penetration will generally only use one finger anyway... If one finger can bring them to an ****** , then so can a small penis.
#26 to #18 - GreenToxon (12/26/2012) [-]
Says the guy with a small penis.
#29 to #26 - xnotcreative (12/26/2012) [-]
No **** ?

I just said that. You pointed out absolutely nothing.
#21 to #18 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
The reason why you don't care is because you have come to terms or your baby-hood. You realize that nothing will help you to the extent that you want. Please refrain from acting like this and next time you see a woman, say, "I may only have four inches of flaming fury, but it'll still make you walk funny."
#22 to #21 - xnotcreative (12/26/2012) [-]
My girlfriends ****** is only 4 inches deep anyway.

Sex feels weird because every time I go in, I feel a tiny little soft mound on the tip of my dick. It feels good but... it's just weird.
#23 to #22 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
Feels better if you penetrate that "soft mound"...
#24 to #23 - xnotcreative (12/26/2012) [-]
I was told it's her womb, I don't think I want to penetrate that. Sounds painful.
User avatar #25 to #24 - YaMum (12/26/2012) [-]
That would be her cervix. It can be quite painful for a woman if you hit it too hard, that's why I don't understand why other woman would want anything longer then 5 inches.
#31 to #25 - xnotcreative (12/26/2012) [-]
Wow, I learn something new everyday. Thank you for that.
#27 to #25 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
I didn't realize it would be painful for woman. Probably because I only have intercourse with dead woman.
User avatar #20 to #18 - milker (12/26/2012) [-]
some are, I'm happy with what I'm born with
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