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How to be Santa

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#21 - dezider **User deleted account** (12/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
santa - satan   
   
total weight - 666 million kg
santa - satan

total weight - 666 million kg
#84 - irgabe (12/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I dunno man, maybe Santa Claus isnt a particular person but multiple creatures called "Santa Clau" and there's an "s" at the end because there are more than one of it. Knee, knees, dick, dicks, etc. There sole existence is to deliver presents, dont ask me why but they just do. That explains why "Santa Claus" can deliver the presents in time, there's many of em'/
#107 - ultimatepowah (12/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#67 - erotictentacle (12/25/2012) [-]
You forgot to subtract the poor.
User avatar #15 - Happytreefriend (12/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
didnt you ever see the santa clause? the toys just magically show up in the bag, he doesnt carry them all at once
User avatar #16 to #15 - radtroll (12/25/2012) [-]
he actually use a portal gun to move all the toys
#70 - katvalkyrie (12/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Did anyone stop to think that Santa`s magic was able to stop time?
Did anyone stop to think that Santa`s magic was able to stop time?
#35 - imaschizo (12/25/2012) [-]
666 million kg?

Brutal
User avatar #98 - imabser (12/25/2012) [-]
I told my sister that Mom and Dad actually bought all her gifts. She teared up and said "So Santa Claus isn't real?" I said, "No you're on the naughty list. They didn't want you to know."
#115 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/25/2012) [+] (8 replies)
HEY CHILDREN ON FJ SANTA ISNT REAL
#111 - bastardobambino (12/25/2012) [-]
Superman;
that's how!
#95 - graknab (12/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
666,000,000 kg + the weight of 490,000 magic reindeer (Lets pretend they're 200kg, because Christmas magic) + Santa's fat ass (150kg) = 666,980,150kg. Assuming the houses are evenly spaced apart, he's moving at about 750 miles per second, almost 340x the speed of sound. 670000 metric tons moving at 750 miles per second makes creates a lot of air resistance, causing the lead pair of reindeer to absorb 50 quintillion (50,000,000,000,000,000,000) joules of energy. Santa, meanwhile, will be exposed to a lot of centrifugal force, pinning him to the back of his sleigh at over 6000000kg per square meter.
666,000,000 kg + the weight of 490,000 magic reindeer (Lets pretend they're 200kg, because Christmas magic) + Santa's fat ass (150kg) = 666,980,150kg. Assuming the houses are evenly spaced apart, he's moving at about 750 miles per second, almost 340x the speed of sound. 670000 metric tons moving at 750 miles per second makes creates a lot of air resistance, causing the lead pair of reindeer to absorb 50 quintillion (50,000,000,000,000,000,000) joules of energy. Santa, meanwhile, will be exposed to a lot of centrifugal force, pinning him to the back of his sleigh at over 6000000kg per square meter.
#134 - livingshadow (12/25/2012) [-]
666 million kg? only satan!
#129 - ultimoz (12/25/2012) [-]
Santa's reindeer are magic though...
Santa's reindeer are magic though...
#85 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
But how can there be a worldwide window of 36 hours? A day is 24 hours!
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#88 to #85 - damneegerguys (12/25/2012) [-]
or you were actually wondering and signed in as an anon to cover it up

It's because of the time zones.
User avatar #50 - generictitle (12/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What if every time a child is born, so is an elf. Santa does noot deliver the presents, he merely organize the elves. Each individual elf is responsible for one child, both supplying presents and delivering them in the night. The elf grows up as the child does, maturing in the same way and then dying after 20 years f faithful service.
#24 - climbingupthewalls (12/25/2012) [-]
666 Million Kg = 666 Gg
666 Million Kg = 666 Gg
User avatar #26 - heretofuckshitup (12/25/2012) [-]
this poster represents the 90s. good kids these day are 1/9. also the jews aren't allowed since they get an entire week
User avatar #118 - noodlelover (12/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
and thats not even factoring in the jewish and muslim people....and hindu....and buddhists

and atheists....
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User avatar #28 - funnaa (12/25/2012) [-]
forgot to counter in that lots of kids are related taking down the number houses he needs to travel to and also lots of people don't celebrate Christmas so he wouldn't visit them
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