Drunkenness. Brilliant. A cop is staking out a darfor drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a gay stumble oat of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his tags are tags
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Drunkenness

A cop is staking out a darfor drunk drivers. At
closing time, he sees a gay stumble oat of the
bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for
five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him
another five minutes to get the key in the
ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the
bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away,
the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and
gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he
has a blood aieolos of tho. The cop says,
How is this possible?' The guy says, Tonight i' m
the designated decoy.'
tom
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Submitted: 12/24/2012
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#11 - shtinkyfinger (12/25/2012) [-]
Driver was an alcohol
User avatar #1 - scooba (12/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Designated decoy aka mass murderer.
User avatar #12 - thisbepi (12/25/2012) [-]
>Knock knock

Who's there?

>It's the police mam your son has been killed in a hit and run,the driver was an alcohol
User avatar #9 - wellfuckmylife (12/25/2012) [-]
Think how much money you can make, if these guys in the bar would pay for you to be a decoy.
User avatar #14 - occamsrazor (12/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Driver was not an alcohol
User avatar #7 - graphenz (12/25/2012) [-]
Who the hell makes a bar for drunk drivers...
User avatar #8 - threeeehuggings (12/25/2012) [-]
And then Oprah got pissed off
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