'Mericuh. . American Beer is like having sex on a canoe les close to water. There's a ton of good beer in america. Most macro brews aren't that great but micro and regional beers are normally great
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American Beer is like having sex on a canoe
les ******* close to water
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#8 - critz (12/25/2012) [-]
There's a ton of good beer in america. Most macro brews aren't that great but micro and regional beers are normally great
User avatar #2 - LonelyCamel (12/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Coors Light
User avatar #11 to #2 - Crusader (12/25/2012) [-]
I'd rather bite a silver bullet
#32 - blizzaria (12/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Belgian beer ftw. So many kinds, so many flavors.
#49 - anon (12/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Says people who don't know beer. American beer is ranked among the very best in the world, with brands like Dogfish Head, Alesmith, Bells, Lost Abbey, Founders, Three Floyds, Southern Tier, Allagash, and Victory beating out competition from Germany, Belgium, and other countries known for producing good beer.

You need to look for microbrewers (not fake microbrewers like Blue Moon that are macrobrewers in disguise). Larger brands like Budweiser (not american anymore), Miller (not american anymore), Coors (partly owned by canada), Yuengling are crappy beers that are mass produced and give people the impression that all American beers are this way. Dogfish Head, for example, makes a World Wide Stout that's 21% alcohol, intensely complex in character, and so dark that light from a flashlight cannot pass through. Just one example among many to break the idea of the piss water beers made by the big companies.

By the way, fun fact: Sapporo is not Japanese. It's Canadian beer, both brewed and bottled.
#13 - germanperv (12/25/2012) [-]
Good to be German
#22 - sirthomasburr (12/25/2012) [-]
Britfag reporting in here, gotta admit my fave beer has to be Samuel Adams because it's just so damn tasty. Things like Budweiser and Millers taste like horse piss, but there's some awesome 'merican beers out there!
#16 - imcoolashell (12/25/2012) [-]
bitch please
#40 - anon (12/25/2012) [-]
i have found only one american beer that is even worth getting
pbr and thats only because its cheap and you can get **** faced for less
anyone who even occassionally drinks coors or budweiser needs to take a long walk over a short cliff above a valley filled with shards of glass lemon juice, king cobras, and gorillas who are stuffed full of viagra and will **** anything that moves
#30 - Soilwork (12/25/2012) [-]
my favorite
User avatar #58 - xlelez (12/25/2012) [-]
This was on a montey python skit...

I probably spelt that wrong. and somone probably already pointed that out. but just cause :D
#41 - peggscott (12/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Personally I like Belgian
Personally I like Belgian
User avatar #17 - robarth (12/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm glad that I live in Czech Republic
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#47 - samxdaxman (12/25/2012) [-]
my dad wanted to name me sam and have my middle name be adams. he had to settle for just sam because my mom hated beer.
mfw i found out im named after a beer
User avatar #43 - jibbernut (12/25/2012) [-]
This joke is so old I've used it IRL.
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#26 - cannotthinkofaname (12/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
There are some good quality ones here, but the common ones like Bud, and Miller taste like piss.
Though it is insanely cheap, Canadians pay like 25 dollars for a ******* 6 pack. **** is cray.
User avatar #45 to #26 - traycepickering (12/25/2012) [-]
Dude no. Maybe 25 bucks for a 12 Pack of MGD.
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