Merry fucking christmas. Hi there. Want the best christmas story of this year? Well let me tell you now. This happened to me today at approximately 2.30pm chris
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Merry fucking christmas

Hi there.
Want the best christmas story of this year?
Well let me tell you now.
This happened to me today at approximately 2.30pm christmas eve, UK
Previous to this predicament I had had no problems with my mighty 106 ever (except for when that bastard clipped my bumper at 20mph)
I was coming off a motorway on to a sloping tight corner slip road that runs back underneath the motorway.
I was doing normal speed, nothing special.
A car pulls out with plenty of time, however is being a bit of a snail when getting to speed.
So I go, yeah ill slow for you, i cant imagine they wanted a half 106 half range rover for christmas.
I hairlined touched to brakes and begin to hydroplane (skid off the top of the water, uncontrolled, its **** scary)
SOMEHOW, the accelerator is stuck fully open, so im blaring max revs and skidding even more so.
The wheel catches the kerb, i shoot off knocking over that pole underneath the car there and hitting into a wall, popping the airbag, getting a smack in the face and a lung full of smoke.
************* bastard.

The worst part;
the day before I had broken down with seized brakes and had spent 4 hours this morning replacing brake shoes and cylinders all for this to happen.
Oh and im 19 and my insurance premium (years worth) is £2.1k............
Merry ******* christmas FJ


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User avatar #4 - mrfourtysevenman (12/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
shoulda got a ford dude.
#3 - dickbewt (12/25/2012) [-]
******* hell mate. I hope you're alright. Take this to maybe make you smile. Merry Christmas bud.
User avatar #2 - garrettjacobsen (12/24/2012) [-]
You think that's bad? One time, I hit my pinkie toe on the table leg.
User avatar #1 - sophieleigh (12/24/2012) [-]
kerb
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