The internet has fucked me up so badly that every time someone says something about Jesus doing something, all I can picture is this meme.

Ex: I was talking to this illegal immigrant couple who were friends of the family and they were talking about how Jesus shielded the eyes of the Immigration Officer from seeing the expired date on the ID they had. All I could picture in my head was Jesus with his hand over the ID saying "lol no peeking," while the Immigration office is saying "fuck you Jesus, I could lose my job." Then it ended in my head with Jesus saying "homeless lol."