Xmas Truce?. only works if the Xenos scum know wtf youre talking about.. Surely you mean Emperor's Day?
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Xmas Truce?

only works if the Xenos scum know wtf youre talking about

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Submitted: 12/24/2012
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User avatar #2 - mruserfj (12/24/2012) [-]
Surely you mean Emperor's Day?
#4 - pjotor (12/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Twas the night before the day of the Emperors ascension
and all through the fortress-monastery not a creature was stirring, not even the auto defense servitors.
The Power armour was hung by the furnace with care,
in the hope that the emperors ghost would soon be there.

The Battle-Brothers were nestled all snug in their spartan beds,
while visions of new melta bombs danced in their heads.
The Chapter Master and I the Master of the Watch, had just settles down for a long chemical induced nap.

When out on the landing pad their arose such a clatter,
I rose from suspension to see what was the matter.
Away to the pict-caster I flew like a flash,
Tore open the defence shutters and threw up the sash.

The day of the Emperors ascension came early,
Leading the Ork horde was an individual so grotesque and burly.
The battle was long and meany were laid low,
The fires burning setting the ground aglow.
User avatar #8 - umaya (12/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
They should have given each other presents, the Tau could send over a couple of Piranhas.
User avatar #6 - lulzdealer (12/24/2012) [+] (17 replies)
I though the Tau and Empire of Man were allied.
User avatar #7 to #6 - konradkurze (12/24/2012) [-]
no, those xenos scum keep expanding their empire into imperial space
they must burn
#36 - bigredthunder (12/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Making a truce with xenos filth? Heretics!
User avatar #16 - krasnogvardiech (12/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
T'was Emperor's Day, long past, Or so the story goes, And the Emperor took the journey That every child knows.
When suddenly He was struck, By a vision dark and grim, Of subjects in grave, danger, In prayer, beseeching Him.
But clearest seen by far, To fall upon His gaze, A girl, so pure and bright, She shined through all the haze.
She knelt before a giant, Its manner cold and dread, And held it a great axe, It brought down upon her head.
The Emperor broke the trance, And declared "It shan't be so.". Then through the Warp He travelled, To stop the killing blow.
He quickly found the world from where the vision came, And went to join his subjects
who fought on in his name.
Where upon He found a Schola under siege, Full of faithful fighting and praying to their liege.
Though he searched the schola, The girl could not be sought. "Perhaps, I'm merely early," The noble Emperor thought.
When through the din of battle, He heard the mournful cry, Of children sadly weeping,
In fear that they may die.
The Emperor went to join them, And with a joyful call, He proclaimed his many presents, To give to one and all.
#38 - coolcalx (12/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
speaking of a Christmas truce..
#1 - anonymous (12/24/2012) [-]
meanwhile the chaos forces do it the old Celtic way
#30 - phanact (12/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#50 - haloforlife (12/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Happy Xmas FunnyJunk from Khorn, Nurgle and Tzeentch, not slaaneshi though, no one likes Slaanesh.
Love all you guys, there will be no Chaos wars today, we're going for Christmas dinner at Khorn's.
-From your greatest enemies Chaos
#32 - kapitanokliosov (12/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I play as Guard and i thought it was ok to leave my men out in the open for one turn.
I play as Guard and i thought it was ok to leave my men out in the open for one turn.
#54 - serotonin (12/25/2012) [-]
Who is this...Krist guy you heretics speak about
#42 - savvz (12/25/2012) [-]
For the Greater Good.
User avatar #19 - Grom (12/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
what's this from?
User avatar #39 to #19 - ubercripple (12/25/2012) [-]
Warhammer 40k.
Basically what Blizzard copied and made into Starcraft, and one of the coolest Sci-fi universes out there.
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He must mean Frieza Day
User avatar #15 - TheVertigo (12/25/2012) [-]
Ugh. Now I want to watch Joyeux Noël.
User avatar #41 - skulldan (12/25/2012) [-]
i bought this 2 days ago, (already had it, re bought) and i love it
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