It's all a lie. . WHAT IF SANTA ISN' T ' HEM Mil m NAUGHTY " NEE LIST. OP's a pot-smoking conspiracy theorist. There's of evidence for santa being real: - where the do you think presents come from? You can't just go and buy them at conspiracy keanu Keanu Santa Christmas
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - daleoo
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(12/24/2012) [-]
OP's a pot-smoking conspiracy theorist. There's ********* of evidence for santa being real:
- where the **** do you think presents come from? You can't just go and buy them at the store, you *******.
- how do we know what santa looks like if he isn't real?
- the poem "twas the night before christmas" was made in 1823, that's nearly 200 ******* years ago. Do you think someone could keep a lie that ******* long?

pic related, it's op high on conspiracy theories



#19 to #6 - theady
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(12/24/2012) [-]
but if santa is real that means jesus is real too.And jesus cant be real he died today.They nailed him on a tree
User avatar #189 to #19 - fukkendragonite
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(12/25/2012) [-]
I understood what he was doing here. For some reason this site understands some satire, and then doesn't understand other satirical jokes.

Wheres the line man?
User avatar #190 to #189 - nogphille
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(12/25/2012) [-]
i honestly don't.. he died today... WHAT? O_o
User avatar #191 to #190 - fukkendragonite
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Intentionally mixing it up with Easter, and saying he got nailed to a tree instead of a cross.
User avatar #195 to #191 - nogphille
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(12/25/2012) [-]
i understand the hole "some guy had wood and nailed jesus"-thing, but why today? jesus wasn't born today, it was over 2000 years ago.. and he didn't die on easter, he resurrected on easter, died 3 days before..

if it was meant satirically, it should've been done a hole lot better..
User avatar #202 to #195 - fukkendragonite
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(12/25/2012) [-]
I argue that the more inaccurate it is, the better the satire. But I agree there is a point where the satire becomes too farfetched for everyone to understand, and I guess that happened here.

Doesn't deserve -25 thumbs though, especially not on christmas :P

Speaking of which, merry christmas :)
User avatar #197 to #195 - nogphille
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(12/25/2012) [-]
whole.. sorry bout that..
#157 to #19 - ending
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(12/25/2012) [-]
There should be an i.q. test before coming on this site. First of all, we all are aware that Jesus was a real man. We don't know if god exists though seeing as Jesus is the son of Joseph. Second, Christmas is a pagan holiday. Thirdly, he wasn't nailed to a tree. He died today? Try about 2000 years or so ago buddy. Finally, how in the **** can you manage to use the internet?
#205 to #157 - theady
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(12/25/2012) [-]
bro chirstmas is a pagan holiday? do you even brain? and you cant recognise a ******* joke?
#21 - baconface
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(12/24/2012) [-]
If Santa isn't real, who's the man that comes into my room on Christmas and rapes me?
User avatar #78 to #21 - lasmamoe
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(12/25/2012) [-]
We need to talk
#24 to #21 - lstimpact
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(12/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#22 to #21 - jimbobji
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(12/24/2012) [-]
This *****
This *****
#1 - paintplayer
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(12/24/2012) [-]
I saw an ad for a movie and Santa Claus was in it. If Santa isn't real, how come I SAW HIM in this commercial?

Conspiracy Keanu: 0
True Believers: 1
#33 - shards
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(12/24/2012) [-]
Why on earth would my parents tell me lies that would make them obligated to give me free stuff every year?
#81 - kobemamba
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Then who's lap did I sit on at the mall?
User avatar #173 to #81 - eldorito
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(12/25/2012) [-]
My pervert eighth grade gym teacher's lap.
User avatar #84 to #81 - Blargosnarf
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(12/25/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that was just a mall cop.
#91 to #84 - calumine
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Mall cops are too busy stopping guys on skateboards. They don't have time to get excited from the soft, warm buns of many children.
User avatar #18 - altairibnlaahad
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(12/24/2012) [-]
THEN WHY DO THE PRESENTS SAY FROM SANTA, HMMMMM?
#49 - kyoun
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure.

If Santa isn't real then who drinks the milk and eats the cookies?
User avatar #199 to #49 - boydaranga
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(12/25/2012) [-]
dad said that santa might not eat the cookies and milk so if he doesn't he will eat them
He does it every christmas when i sneak out to see santa but says i just missed him , i think santa must be full of everyone elses cookies.
#79 - lasmamoe
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(12/25/2012) [-]
"Santa isn't real"   
   
I've heard about far fetched conspiracy theories, but this one takes the cake.
"Santa isn't real"

I've heard about far fetched conspiracy theories, but this one takes the cake.
#71 - thebigcig
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(12/25/2012) [-]
If Santa isn't real, then how come he is?
Santa: 1
Everyone else: **** all
#103 - kloopy
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(12/25/2012) [-]
**kloopy rolled a random image posted in comment #2113265 at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum ** mfw santa doesn't exist
User avatar #111 to #103 - pkmlpkm
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(12/25/2012) [-]
sweetroll.gif
#112 to #103 - blokrokker
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(12/25/2012) [-]
**blokrokker rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Putin just being adorable ** mfw Santa DOES exist