bad genie. . Guy walk: in carrying a huge clack Drinking at u but. The genie Era lap gave It; to me. Bios, huh: it. Cool. gonna wish for mcneil Are you sure? I  genie wish clock
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bad genie

Guy walk: in carrying a huge clack
Drinking at u but.
The genie Era lap gave It; to me.
Bios, huh: it.
Cool. gonna wish for mcneil
Are you sure?
I want a million
Of course San sure.
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#56 - demcomments (12/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at Duck face solution **

Wish for 1 million dollars.
Recieve 1 million collars.
Sell 1 million collars at 2 dollars a piece.
Recieve 2 million dollars.

User avatar #29 - neutrality (12/24/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I want a million oranges, Your move genie.
#42 to #29 - rayeslegend (12/24/2012) [-]
He'll give you a million ******* oranges and then you'll have no idea what you'll do with them
#6 - lnyanchl (12/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I would wish for infinite wishes.
#66 - breakfastlunch (12/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The original joke was better. It goes something like this:

A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?"

The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender said, "Before you get your drink, you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make one wish."

"Okay," said the guy. He went over to the magic beer bottle and rubbed it. Poof. Out came a genie. The genie, of course, said, "You have one wish."

The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke filled the room, and then both the genie and the guy disappeared. In a few minutes, the guy reappeared back in the bar with a million ducks all around him.

The guy was astounded and said to the bartender, "Hey! I didn't want a million ducks." The bartender replied, "Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch Pianist?"
#87 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
So, a giant Glock maybe?
User avatar #22 - Crusader (12/24/2012) [-]
Bad joke, it was originally a 12 inch pianist and a million ducks that were given out.
#102 - wingeddemon (12/25/2012) [-]
I don't understand, did he want to wish for a giant glock?
User avatar #46 - rollingguy (12/25/2012) [-]
Following the logic of this joke, I have no idea what a "dlock" is.
#48 - tunnell (12/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
OP wasn't wishing for a giant cock the way you guys are thinkin
#93 - sirpants (12/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I wouldn't mind all of those collars...
User avatar #96 - nightmaren (12/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Sell every collar for 1.50$
>Make more money than you would have otherwise
#105 to #96 - anaphase (12/25/2012) [-]
Don't know why you're being thumbed down, that's precisely what I'd do as well
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#130 - yeliab (12/25/2012) [-]
heres your wish young man
#121 - thatsmrnoob (12/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
reminded me of this guy
User avatar #38 - fataliteehee (12/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The one I heard involved a twelve-inch pianist.
#23 - joshkroger (12/24/2012) [-]
There is a complimentary clock with every wish transaction. No substitution, extensions, or refunds.
User avatar #82 - dubious (12/25/2012) [-]
If the Genie from the lamp only replaces "C" with a "D" like in the comic...he wished for a Dlock
User avatar #47 - redflame (12/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Take those collars
Sell them
#35 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (12/24/2012) [-]
i think in the original joke the guy has a 12 inch pianist playing a small piano on the bar
#4 - useralreadyexisted (12/24/2012) [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #13 to #5 - cobaltlumi (12/24/2012) [-]
I giant rock?!
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