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#28 - rodneyabc (12/23/2012) [-]
Never did say hello
Always greeted with the red meets yellow
Then you left the scene,
left a note in shades of tangerine

Orange you sad you left?
Orange you sad I'm gone?
Theres a hole in my heart
It aches and itches
Crying tears that taste like citrus.

You don't know how it feels
lying here alone with the memories and peels.
Said you loved me, left the next day
My hearts spilling out like a glass of OJ

Chorus
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Checkmate OP.
#463 to #28 - greycircus (04/06/2013) [-]
mfw I favorited this in the 500 mark
mfw I favorited this in the 500 mark
#462 to #28 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
This comment still makes me happy .

you don't know.
User avatar #460 to #28 - Coolinbny (12/31/2012) [-]
I still bask in the splendor of this comment as it is the only thing I've ever favorited on FJ
User avatar #453 to #28 - Dap (12/25/2012) [-]
This had 200 thumbs when I first saw it...

DAMN SON

#458 to #453 - formerfrost (12/26/2012) [-]
i was the first person to thumb him up when i posted my comment. now hes got this much? holy crap man.
User avatar #450 to #28 - vanoreo (12/24/2012) [-]
You win.

Forever.
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#444 to #28 - puffeh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #448 to #444 - instakill (12/24/2012) [-]
I found one with more red thumbs
User avatar #445 to #444 - redictor ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
the comment with an anon rolling 999,999,999 has way more
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#446 to #445 - puffeh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #451 to #446 - InspectorGadget (12/24/2012) [-]
It did, everyone went ******* . Ah, memories
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#452 to #451 - puffeh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #447 to #446 - redictor ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3015586/FUNNYJUNK/ the thread where it happened was deleted, but this content shows a pic of the comment
#442 to #28 - giblets (12/24/2012) [-]
I saw this when it was on about 12 thumbs.
#441 to #28 - booboothegreat (12/24/2012) [-]
kitty cat approved
kitty cat approved
#440 to #28 - ninjabaconone (12/24/2012) [-]
Yiu have more thumbs than all my comments together
User avatar #438 to #28 - masdercheef (12/24/2012) [-]
You shall go down in history as the best damn comment ever, with the highest amount of thumbs ever seen by mortal eyes on a comment.
+3
#437 to #28 - fluffykoopa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#434 to #28 - happygrowman (12/24/2012) [-]
good god you are 						*******					 hilarious. i 						****					 my pants from laughing in your honor, sir.
good god you are ******* hilarious. i **** my pants from laughing in your honor, sir.
#433 to #28 - superbla ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
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#432 to #28 - deadinferno (12/24/2012) [-]
You... you magnificent bastard.
User avatar #429 to #28 - lilnuggetbob ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
You sir deserve every one of those thumbs.
#426 to #28 - fjfjcum (12/24/2012) [-]
You are an FJ legend.   
Godspeed you magnificent bastard.
You are an FJ legend.
Godspeed you magnificent bastard.
User avatar #424 to #28 - theangryrussian (12/24/2012) [-]
the force is strong with this one
#420 to #28 - tealkangaroo (12/24/2012) [-]
That was so perfect, I don't have a reaction image worthy to respond with... Here is my best...
That was so perfect, I don't have a reaction image worthy to respond with... Here is my best...
#418 to #28 - markuslammi (12/24/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHHAHAHA OH **** IM CRYING OUT OF LAUGHTER
#411 to #28 - thedarkestrogue (12/24/2012) [-]
I think you just broke Funnyjunk.    
And the comment thumbs record.
I think you just broke Funnyjunk.
And the comment thumbs record.
User avatar #430 to #411 - winiacz ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
Some anon rolled 999,999,999,and back in 2011 he had over 5200 thumbs.
Can't find that comment now.
#410 to #28 - areuserious (12/24/2012) [-]
This is the best Pre-Christmas present I could possibly get
User avatar #397 to #28 - imabser (12/24/2012) [-]
I came to the frontpage looking for funny. I found it in the comments.
#396 to #28 - Nickdowgg (12/24/2012) [-]
Jesus 						*************					 Christ.
Jesus ************* Christ.
#387 to #28 - Brass (12/24/2012) [-]
Made you a chart, which highlights the quality of your comment. Please notice the large blue section of the pie graph represents your comment with roughly 1320 thumbs, and the other sections represent the other top nine comments, with each size corresponding to their respective thumbs. Fantastic job sir/ma'am.
#385 to #28 - ovary (12/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#382 to #28 - robocat (12/24/2012) [-]
I CAN'T.
I JUST CAN'T.
User avatar #367 to #28 - thefurie (12/24/2012) [-]
lets do the math.
Your comment has been up for 9 hours and has 1277 thumbs
Thats 142 thumbs an hour
or two thumbs
So for every second you get two thumbs and i was one of them
User avatar #369 to #367 - rarityrarityrarity (12/24/2012) [-]
If he gets 142 thumbs in an hour there is no way to get 2 thumbs every second.... what were you thinking.
User avatar #376 to #369 - thefurie (12/24/2012) [-]
142 divided by 60 is 2.366666666666666666666666666666667 i just rounded down
User avatar #379 to #376 - thefurie (12/24/2012) [-]
i don't understand the problem
#377 to #376 - buttholeman (12/24/2012) [-]
thats 2 thumbs a minute -_-
User avatar #380 to #377 - bagguhsleep (12/24/2012) [-]
Shhh.
Let him dream.
#357 to #28 - nitsuan (12/24/2012) [-]
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#354 to #28 - anonymous (12/24/2012) [-]
Those thumbs... Those favs! This is the Gangnam Style of FJ comments!
#348 to #28 - drainbramage ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
I've lost the ability even.   
   
You have made my day on the morrow before Christmas, congratulations.
I've lost the ability even.

You have made my day on the morrow before Christmas, congratulations.
#344 to #28 - ColeTheUber (12/24/2012) [-]
Jesus Christ, rodneyabc... You deserve every one of those thumbs.
#332 to #28 - hoboguyman (12/24/2012) [-]
My god you're a lyrical genius, and by the looks of it some one who really likes oranges.
My god you're a lyrical genius, and by the looks of it some one who really likes oranges.
User avatar #331 to #28 - roadhous (12/24/2012) [-]
You're a ******* boss, wow, I can't say anything else
User avatar #328 to #28 - zhater (12/24/2012) [-]
You're a legend,bro. A legend.
User avatar #307 to #28 - igotdamunchies (12/24/2012) [-]
**igotdamunchies rolls 8,010** Quads or not, OP Is still a fag.
User avatar #290 to #28 - sommerli (12/24/2012) [-]
**sommerli rolls 33,306** just to make this more epic
#283 to #28 - rainbowtacos (12/24/2012) [-]
Oh my lord. This. This right here, is why I love funnyjunk. Please sir, take all my thumbs.   
   
<- Not even close to how awesome you are.
Oh my lord. This. This right here, is why I love funnyjunk. Please sir, take all my thumbs.

<- Not even close to how awesome you are.
#279 to #28 - xfresherassassinx (12/24/2012) [-]
Last time I saw you, you were at 14 thumbs and now you're at 1122+ thumbs. God how they grow up so fast.
Last time I saw you, you were at 14 thumbs and now you're at 1122+ thumbs. God how they grow up so fast.
#276 to #28 - elguso ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
... you win
everything
#272 to #28 - donekilledyou (12/24/2012) [-]
Oh God I can't
User avatar #266 to #28 - lolfire (12/24/2012) [-]
Over 1000 thumbs for one comment in 7 hours ?
Well done mate, seriously.
That's quite a ******* FJ achievement.
#252 to #28 - DanLacasky (12/24/2012) [-]
best comment on fj ever
#244 to #28 - jellybob ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
best comment I've seen in a very long time
best comment I've seen in a very long time
#239 to #28 - lovepain (12/24/2012) [-]
Almost 1k thumbs.
Almost 1k thumbs.
#234 to #28 - madkip (12/24/2012) [-]
I find this appealing.
User avatar #412 to #234 - aamann ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
*appeeling
#229 to #28 - jdawgydawg (12/23/2012) [-]
Well done.
Well done.
+4
#228 to #28 - doofenschmirtz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#226 to #28 - danishking (12/23/2012) [-]
888 thumbs in 4 hours, that's gotta be some kind of record, Imma call Guinness
888 thumbs in 4 hours, that's gotta be some kind of record, Imma call Guinness
+1
#225 to #28 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#220 to #28 - motherduck ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
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#216 to #28 - anonyrnoose (12/23/2012) [-]
Holy **** that's ******* catchy.
+2
#213 to #28 - crawlingninjabear **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #208 to #28 - crampers (12/23/2012) [-]
4 Hours +781 thumbs, holy **** .
#200 to #28 - darkjustifier (12/23/2012) [-]
You clever B*stard.
User avatar #182 to #28 - JoshBauer (12/23/2012) [-]
WHAT.
#187 to #182 - occamsrazor (12/23/2012) [-]
It has been done
User avatar #177 to #28 - SheWolfie (12/23/2012) [-]
Beautiful
#174 to #28 - rafekee (12/23/2012) [-]
That was ******* awesome.
User avatar #168 to #28 - nexu (12/23/2012) [-]
You magnificent glorious bastard! Best thing I've read all week.
#167 to #28 - trivdiego (12/23/2012) [-]
A comment this beautiful only happens once every ten years. Here, take this picture
User avatar #165 to #28 - philliyoMLB (12/23/2012) [-]
DUDE... I FREAKING LOVE YOU. I would seriously download this **** . LEGALLY
#164 to #28 - SgtBaha (12/23/2012) [-]
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#154 to #28 - denbaby (12/23/2012) [-]
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#150 to #28 - cupotruth (12/23/2012) [-]
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#147 to #28 - minimalattendance (12/23/2012) [-]
Just from me to you.


Just from me to you.
+3
#144 to #28 - HarryPlopper **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#143 to #28 - jork ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #135 to #28 - djChives (12/23/2012) [-]
It honestly only needs a bridge.
User avatar #131 to #28 - iliekcereal (12/23/2012) [-]
Best post in the history of Funnyjunk
#130 to #28 - hpboy (12/23/2012) [-]
Yesssssss
#129 to #28 - metalbeasteg (12/23/2012) [-]
Just leave the fretwork to this guy and you have a platinum single waiting for you.
#125 to #28 - harbingerwolf (12/23/2012) [-]
Twas beautiful...
Twas beautiful...
#123 to #28 - doggydoodooo (12/23/2012) [-]
perfect.
perfect.
User avatar #122 to #28 - thighhighkneesocks (12/23/2012) [-]
If you wrote a full song I would sing and write music to it.
User avatar #121 to #28 - mostlyshits (12/23/2012) [-]
that was.....beautiful
User avatar #120 to #28 - obnoxygen (12/23/2012) [-]
That's a better song than anything I have ever heard in the recent years.
#117 to #28 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [-]
One of, if not THE best post on FJ 2012
#116 to #28 - Coolinbny (12/23/2012) [-]
Taylor Swift and her fans when they hear it
Taylor Swift and her fans when they hear it
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User avatar #114 to #28 - Dap (12/23/2012) [-]
I just **** my pants.
#113 to #28 - udo (12/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #459 to #113 - alltimetens (12/26/2012) [-]
Is that a ******* chicken at the bottom?
#112 to #28 - bigken (12/23/2012) [-]
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#104 to #28 - mrsockz (12/23/2012) [-]
Its....perfect.
Its....perfect.
#100 to #28 - jumpinjohosefat (12/23/2012) [-]
******** . Those lyrics are too deep and thought out to be in a taylor swift song
User avatar #80 to #28 - jalthelas (12/23/2012) [-]
You get all my internets. I wish I could thumb this up 100 times.
#78 to #28 - TheOneKing (12/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #76 to #28 - Noah (12/23/2012) [-]
Brilliant.
#72 to #28 - andnowducks (12/23/2012) [-]
You need a medal or something, better than any of this generation's **** , they all get millions of dollars/pounds ect and you only get over 250 virtual thumbs, that's sad.
#70 to #28 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [-]
I sorta feel like writing music to this
User avatar #68 to #28 - peepeethesailor (12/23/2012) [-]
OK MY TURN
I am a bear
I have lots of hair
Don't be fair
We can care
I love you and you love me
We should have a tea party
Where did the rabbit go
I don't know
There it is
Let's get it
Yay we have a rabbit
#169 to #68 - trivdiego (12/23/2012) [-]
no
no
#67 to #28 - comradewinter (12/23/2012) [-]
This song is better than anything that Lil' Wayne has ever produced. He gets millions of dollars, you get hundreds of virtual thumbs. World isn't fair.
User avatar #63 to #28 - celend (12/23/2012) [-]
CAN I BUY YOUR ALBUM PLEASE PLOX PL33S
#62 to #28 - TigerMann (12/23/2012) [-]
You deserve a ******* medal.

You should also get a job doing that, you have a ************* knack for it. That sounds like a real song.
#60 to #28 - Visual (12/23/2012) [-]
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#58 to #28 - xgeneration (12/23/2012) [-]
**xgeneration rolled a random image posted in comment #38871 at Slice of Life thread 3 **
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#54 to #28 - jennathedog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#53 to #28 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [-]
Orange - Door Hinge.
#52 to #28 - winterfrost (12/23/2012) [-]
That was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
User avatar #82 to #52 - jewstorm (12/23/2012) [-]
Where is this from? I've been wanting to find this movie for forever!
User avatar #92 to #82 - pickleconsumer (12/23/2012) [-]
Spirited Away :)
#88 to #82 - theironmaidens (12/23/2012) [-]
Spiritet away. Great movie
User avatar #101 to #88 - jewstorm (12/23/2012) [-]
Thank you guys so much! This is nostalgia from my childhood!
User avatar #51 to #28 - noodlelover (12/23/2012) [-]
I came
User avatar #48 to #28 - goodguygary (12/23/2012) [-]
you are one magnificent bastard.
#44 to #28 - wootshop (12/23/2012) [-]
just for you
#43 to #28 - mrsafmafra ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Awesome
Awesome
#42 to #28 - lordumpalumpa (12/23/2012) [-]
Dude, you are ******* glorious
#40 to #28 - hitlerslostchild (12/23/2012) [-]
sweet Jesus that's beautiful
sweet Jesus that's beautiful
#39 to #28 - chupavisor ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Are you secretly Taylor Swift, thread OP?
User avatar #81 to #39 - buddyxl (12/23/2012) [-]
Na those lyrics are way too good.
#41 to #39 - rodneyabc (12/23/2012) [-]
Maybe.
#36 to #28 - datenpwlamea (12/23/2012) [-]
Genius
Genius
#33 to #28 - timelordeternal (12/23/2012) [-]
Ohhh you!
Ohhh you!
#31 to #28 - klldarkness (12/23/2012) [-]
That's....Beautiful... xD
#30 to #28 - formerfrost (12/23/2012) [-]
jolly good show sir.
#443 to #30 - jizzmonster (12/24/2012) [-]
Congratulations on scrolling down this far.
#461 to #443 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
fank u x
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