good luck Taylor. Not oc. If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange. I would give her orange flowers, I would give orange love letters,
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good luck Taylor

Not oc

If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate
everything to orange. I would give her
orange flowers, I would give orange love
letters, I would say "orange" instead of
saying hello. Then, if I had to break up with
her, I would do it with an orange letter inside
of an orange.
Good luck writing a song about me now,
Taylor.
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Submitted: 12/23/2012
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#28 - rodneyabc (12/23/2012) [+] (172 replies)
Never did say hello
Always greeted with the red meets yellow
Then you left the scene,
left a note in shades of tangerine

Orange you sad you left?
Orange you sad I'm gone?
Theres a hole in my heart
It aches and itches
Crying tears that taste like citrus.

You don't know how it feels
lying here alone with the memories and peels.
Said you loved me, left the next day
My hearts spilling out like a glass of OJ

Chorus
-----

Checkmate OP.
User avatar #7 - mrdarp (12/23/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Nothing rhymes with purple either. if she complains about so much orange, just switch over to that :D
User avatar #132 - imonaboatman (12/23/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I'm coming out of my orange
And I've been eating some porridge
Gotta be red and yellow
Cause it's not very mellow
It started out with an fruit. How did this even take root?
It was only a fruit, It was only a fruit
Now he gave me some flowers
And I'm not taking showers
While watching Austin Powers
And we're sitting on towers
Now he doesn't say hello
Making me a sad fellow
And it's all in my head
But he only says one word
He doesn't even say "bird". Let me go
And that's all he says, It's killing me
It's only orange
Oranges, the only gifts he gives to me
Swimming through his orange juice
Choking on an orange noose
But it's just the price I pay. Oranges are expensive
Open up my orange eyes, cause I'm Mr. Orangeside


#166 - dajokaman (12/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Good luck dating Taylor Swift in the first place.
#179 - curtisbentley (12/23/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Door hinge.   
George.   
Porridge.   
   
It's all in the pronunciation. -- Eminem.    
   
... Your move OP.
Door hinge.
George.
Porridge.

It's all in the pronunciation. -- Eminem.

... Your move OP.
User avatar #5 - facadeon (12/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Sporange; A single-celled or many-celled structure in which spores are produced, as in fungi, algae, mosses, and ferns.
#66 - thecrimsonfucker (12/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Taylor swift is the kind of girl who jumps from boyfriend to boyfriend every other week.

the kind of girl who is like "we have been together 3 days, I LOVE YOU <3"

the kind of girl who dumps you for another douchebag and writes a song about you, thus publicly humiliating the ex. Thus making the guy look like the monster..

and the american public thinks she is a sweet inocent girl country/pop/ what ever the **** kind of music singer.

when in reality she is what she is...

A woman.
User avatar #96 - yojo (12/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"I put my orange, four-inch, door-hinge in storage and ate porridge"
-Eminem
#305 - herpaderpnugget (12/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Google Chrome is telling me funnyjunk has malware. I cautiously proceed and the first post is "Good luck Taylor" which is my first name.

MFW
#185 - melolsoohard (12/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #2361813 at MLP Friendly Board ** I got door hinge from drake and josh, dat childhood
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #2361813 at MLP Friendly Board ** I got door hinge from drake and josh, dat childhood
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#99 - furryflava (12/23/2012) [-]
i love how he has orange drums as his profile pic
i love how he has orange drums as his profile pic
#18 - potterwatch (12/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
door hinge!
#77 - ChiefBandit (12/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
orange... door hinge..
Anyone?
#149 - furiousmarshmellow (12/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
&gt;Door hinge
>Door hinge
User avatar #14 - luidias (12/23/2012) [-]
If I was the next guy, I'd just put on my cheekiest face and crack jokes like "hey Taylor, ORANGE you glad you broke up with that lunatic?"
User avatar #3 - mostlyshits (12/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
ORANGE
YOU....
...uhhh....hmm
oh oh oh
YOU BUSTED MY DOOR HINGE
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