Well shit.... .. Who else would find themselves in jail within 24 hours of getting a magic wand?
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#6 - waffies (12/23/2012) [+] (41 replies)
Who else would find themselves in jail within 24 hours of getting a magic wand?
#29 - cupcakedevourer (12/23/2012) [+] (8 replies)
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#22 - superkangaroo (12/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
If I found a magic wand I wouldn't let anyone hold it, because once you hand it to them you wouldnt get that **** back. Instead ifs friend or someone asked to "see it" then I would secretly make a decoy wand that could do everything the original could do ( as long as I didn't have an adverseeffect on me) and give them the deco, then if they refuse to give it back or try to attack me with it I'll use the original to send them to a plane of eternal suffering until the end of days.
#28 - laseneph (12/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
If I had a magic wand I would just 			****		 with people's perception   
to start with...
If I had a magic wand I would just **** with people's perception

to start with...
#63 - herpdamin (12/23/2012) [+] (26 replies)
**herpdamin rolls 97**
User avatar #68 - sirgawain (12/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Of course! He regretted his decision because the money materialized out of thin air! The extra money in circulation would cause inflation, and therefore his thousand dollars would be worth less!
#42 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (12/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #2 - rainbowtacos (12/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Credit to channelate, don't crop out the watermark asshat.
#139 - josieabby (12/23/2012) [-]
Ah!  The wonders of magic!
Ah! The wonders of magic!
#124 - goldenkeyblade (12/23/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Front page 2 days in a row.   
oh yeahhh
Front page 2 days in a row.
oh yeahhh
User avatar #129 - inspectah (12/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
...why not use the wands power to make another magic wand so they each have one?
#131 to #129 - erikths (12/23/2012) [-]
yeah... and why don't we end all the wars in the world, cure cancer and solve the hunger problems with it at the same time?
#157 - goochmckooch (12/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**goochmckooch rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at I can't put my finger on it **
what i would trade for the magic wand
User avatar #138 - Bakerlalalalala (12/23/2012) [-]
And that is how Ron Weasley found out he has powers
#3 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
reminds me of that spongebob episode.

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#149 - TheBanana (12/23/2012) [-]
*pic related
#142 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN'T CRAZY WHEN IT'S TRUE

User avatar #143 to #142 - anonymoose (12/23/2012) [-]
If Asians could read minds, I would have a lot more restraining orders.
#32 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I feel a thirst for further knowledge of his use of that wand.
User avatar #48 to #37 - thebritishguy (12/23/2012) [-]
and people wonder why we hate anons
#147 - jessiejon (12/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
my classmate's step-sister makes $67/hr on the laptop. She has been out of work for ten months but last month her pay was $18841 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Read more on this site www.Ask22.ℂom
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#60 - krayon (12/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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**krayon rolled a random image posted in comment #2279811 at MLP Friendly Board ** <---- What I'd use the wand for
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