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The three days rule is insane)
Who even came up with that?
Jesus!
Seriously, he started it!
Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life.
It was perfect!
If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people
wouldn' t have even heard he" died.
They would be like:
Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably
be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!"
And they' d be all like, "Uhh, you look pretty
alive to me, dude..."
And then Jesus would have to explain how he was
resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude' d
be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..
And he' s not gonna come back on a
SATURDAY!
Everybody' s busy, doing chores,
workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard
He waited the perfect number of days,
THREE)
Plus it' s SUNDAY, so everyone' s in church already,
and they' re all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD"
And then BAM! He bursts in the back door,
runnin' up the aisle, everyone' s totally psyched
And FYI, that' s when he invented the high five!
That' s why we wait three days to call a woman,
because that' s how long Jesus wants us to
True story
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User avatar #1 - jizzonmypants (12/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Am I the only one that call the other person whenever I ******* want to?
User avatar #16 - Crusader (12/23/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Friday + 3 days = Sunday?
Seems legit

Also, Jews at that time did not trim their beards
#19 to #16 - kingkaga (12/23/2012) [-]
Friday=1
Saturday=1
Sunday=1
add them all together and you get 3
#75 - creosote (12/23/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Jews go to church on Saturday, not Sunday. He would have been dancing down empty isles.
#7 - anonymous (12/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
****** show is ****** .

Get buttmad.
#55 - allinall (12/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Fun Fact: The Muslims have come up with a scientific, legitmate reason for Jesus' "Ressurection". This is the reason they don't believe Jesus is the son of God. They believe that he was only unconcious or in a coma, because of all the blood loss, and the lack of blood would give him a lack of pulse, therefore making Jesus appear dead to anyone without proper modern medical training. just so you know......
User avatar #12 - jibb (12/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Achievment unlocked! Reposted a guy who captioned a TV-show!
#58 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [-]
How people even watch this unfunny **** .
#44 - quinnthecreator (12/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Well three IS the magic number.
#69 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why does all of funnyjunk suck Neil Patrick Harris' cock? He's ******* lame.

Get butthurt faggots.

inb4 STFUU ANON UR GHEY
User avatar #79 to #69 - skinless (12/23/2012) [-]
STFUU ANON UR GHEY LOL
#65 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [+] (15 replies)
What a ******* coincidence. A faggot believes in god. Don't you know that god hates you, faggot? **** NPH!
User avatar #15 - arrisarrad (12/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Everytime I watch this episode, I'm always struck by the whole, Jews worship on Saturday, not Sunday thing.
+3
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User avatar #51 - cheesezhenshi ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Almost all of these comments are stuffed with red thumbs. I'm scared to post this.. Be gentle with me.
#50 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [-]
Glad OP was capable of making such awe inspiring OC. I laughed when I watched the show, not when I saw your thumbwhore content.
#61 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
ah Mr Patrick Harris one of the greatest men alive, he's a womanizer and gay a theatre geek yet not a diva ah yes a truely great man :D


and he's funny! :D
User avatar #66 to #62 - landartheconqueror (12/23/2012) [-]
that's a channel. like troll, brony, dildos, etc...
#5 - exodeath (12/22/2012) [-]
Why did the fonts change? This bugs me.
#113 - iclarinet (12/23/2012) [-]
hey thanks for that recap at the end there, OP.
User avatar #88 - sanosauro (12/23/2012) [-]
The awkward moment when I'm watching this scene just as I load this picture...thumb to you OP!
User avatar #68 - Kraid (12/23/2012) [-]
The 3-day rule. Preventing Bro-flation since.... forever.
#2 - anonymous (12/22/2012) [-]
That's how you do it, Jizz. Waiting is stupid.
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