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#83 - mooghens (12/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I can totally understand that guy. understanding that a^2+b^2=c^2 is one of the hardest mathmatical formulas in the universe and surely must fill all the mental capacity of a human being.
#139 - sphinxe (12/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#7 - analtrauma (12/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
My HS spent more time teaching me about how God created the world instead of this stuff. Major facepalm now that I'm 23. **** private schools. seriously.
#137 - sphinxe (12/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
For anyone who didn't know.
#97 - stifly (12/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Well let's see, did you pay attention?    
   
Most high schools require a government course that details all of those things. The federal government has clear instructions on how to go about getting aid available online. Want to know about banking? Go to a 			*******		 bank. Public schools all have college applications advisers that should help you with a resume. Maybe you should stop waiting for everything to be handed to you and stop bitching about what is? Pic related.
Well let's see, did you pay attention?

Most high schools require a government course that details all of those things. The federal government has clear instructions on how to go about getting aid available online. Want to know about banking? Go to a ******* bank. Public schools all have college applications advisers that should help you with a resume. Maybe you should stop waiting for everything to be handed to you and stop bitching about what is? Pic related.
User avatar #91 - celestiasbeard (12/22/2012) [-]
Basic math
Basic social studies/economics
Basic economics
More social studies
Most schools offer school work programs
More math
Guess what more math and basic communication skills
Most schools also offer college preparation classes
Auto tech and shop classes
And finally more economics

So unless you went to school in the ********* part of the U.S. you are just retarded
#396 - serotonin (12/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
School is not there to prepare you for everyday life.   
It has objective to:    
1) Get you familiar with humanities greatest scientific and artistic achivements.   
2) To give you a sense of world that we are living in   
3) To prepare you for some kind of job   
4) To prepare you for higher education  and specialisation   
5) Indoctrination and socialisation of children
School is not there to prepare you for everyday life.
It has objective to:
1) Get you familiar with humanities greatest scientific and artistic achivements.
2) To give you a sense of world that we are living in
3) To prepare you for some kind of job
4) To prepare you for higher education and specialisation
5) Indoctrination and socialisation of children
#130 - ahoybokchoy (12/22/2012) [-]
I was taught all of those things, except how to jump start a car.
#208 - Fronk (12/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Were those tought in middle school?
how stupid do you have to be to not know how to vote? if you don't know how to vote or know what political parties are then maybe you shouldn't vote at all.
#270 - sedativechunk (12/23/2012) [-]
You know what, this post is kind of stupid now the more I read it. I'm a self-taught programmer, I quit college after three years because it was too expensive and I wasn't learning anything I already don't know. I started my own business and became pretty successful, I work for people all over the world. Most of what I know I taught myself as far as my job skills go. But as far as this post goes, I think it's being a bit cruel to the American school system... at one point you got to point your finger at the dumbass who just doesn't want to learn anything.    
   
Taxes / Voting / Political Parties - What the hell kind of school did this person go to to NOT learn any of that? I had several YEARS of political classes in high school, it was one of our most important subjects, we even learned how to do stocks using a stock simulator   
   
Resume / Cover letter - Senior high school learned how to do this   
   
College loans - Again, wrong. If you really gave a 			****		 about your education you can get help doing this from your high school/college guidance people   
   
Checks / banking - learned this in home etc class or whatever it's called   
   
car / house - what the 			****		 do you you think you learn basic math for???    
   
Jump starting a car - GEEZ MR. POTATOHEAD, I WONDER HOW TO MATCH COLORED CABLES FROM ONE CAR TO THE NEXT?   
   
I want to be on the side of the person who made this but honestly they sound like a complete moron.
You know what, this post is kind of stupid now the more I read it. I'm a self-taught programmer, I quit college after three years because it was too expensive and I wasn't learning anything I already don't know. I started my own business and became pretty successful, I work for people all over the world. Most of what I know I taught myself as far as my job skills go. But as far as this post goes, I think it's being a bit cruel to the American school system... at one point you got to point your finger at the dumbass who just doesn't want to learn anything.

Taxes / Voting / Political Parties - What the hell kind of school did this person go to to NOT learn any of that? I had several YEARS of political classes in high school, it was one of our most important subjects, we even learned how to do stocks using a stock simulator

Resume / Cover letter - Senior high school learned how to do this

College loans - Again, wrong. If you really gave a **** about your education you can get help doing this from your high school/college guidance people

Checks / banking - learned this in home etc class or whatever it's called

car / house - what the **** do you you think you learn basic math for???

Jump starting a car - GEEZ MR. POTATOHEAD, I WONDER HOW TO MATCH COLORED CABLES FROM ONE CAR TO THE NEXT?

I want to be on the side of the person who made this but honestly they sound like a complete moron.
#242 - chrisruler (12/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
in 7th grade, whenever someone got in trouble they had to write a fake check to a teacher with an amount specified by them...that was our punishment.

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#436 - Sockopolis (12/23/2012) [-]
>mfw I took General Business and Personal Finance in high school, unlike you, picking an art or gym class over something helpful
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User avatar #359 to #358 - killerbart (12/23/2012) [-]
We don't give a **** .
#362 - deadmuerto (12/23/2012) [-]
YFW you aren't learning any of that on the internet, either
#239 - ofmiceandmen (12/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I learned about all of these in high school aside from how to buy a car or a house. It was a required class called life studies that taught most of them and other classes such as economics taught the other ones.   
   
What the hell kind of school do you go to?
I learned about all of these in high school aside from how to buy a car or a house. It was a required class called life studies that taught most of them and other classes such as economics taught the other ones.

What the hell kind of school do you go to?
User avatar #259 to #239 - stonedapples (12/23/2012) [-]
An American one
#352 - shreddddzd (12/23/2012) [-]
Yeah except common sense combined with the basic research skills you should gain from high school will help you learn to do all these things with even the slightest bit of effort. For example, Learning about political parties/ voting/ resumes etc. is as simple as looking up a website. Learning to do banking/ taxes etc. is as simple as ringing the bank or tax office and asking for help.

People who expect to be spoon fed every single bit of information in their lives make me laugh.
#305 - iamnewhere (12/23/2012) [-]
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YFW.

Seriously, if you don't even know how you buy a car you must be somewhat retarded.
#136 - haziri (12/22/2012) [-]
So I'm guessing you dropped out in 9th grade then?
#30 - sulfurhexafluoride (12/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Isn't that what parents are for?
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