What I think of banning assault weapons. you. ASSAULT VEHICLE It' s black, , and was clearly designed to kill innocent people by enabling the driver to exceed t
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What I think of banning assault weapons

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ASSAULT VEHICLE
It' s black, , and was clearly designed to
kill innocent people by enabling the driver to exceed
the legal speed limit try over 100 mph.
32, 367 people were killed
on the roadways in 2011. Americans don' t need 470 HP,,
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Submitted: 12/22/2012
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#3 - bennyandthejets (12/22/2012) [+] (8 replies)
You can ban them, but you can't take it from me if you can't catch me!
You can ban them, but you can't take it from me if you can't catch me!
#22 - anonymous (12/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The only reason to use a gun is to hurt someone or something. This is not true with cars. Thus, you cannot compare bans on guns to bans on cars.
#27 - Rellikthebrit (12/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Although you could just give it the ability to go round corners. How about that.
#1 - anonymous (12/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Smartest man alive here. Fact. No arguing. There is never a legal time in your life where you have to go over 80mph ever. Fact not opinion
#40 - Delthan (12/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Unless I am mistaken... do you not need to take lessons and earn a license before you can legally operate a vehicle?
#78 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [-]
Cars aren't made for the specific use of killing, guns are made especially to kill things. There aren't really any other uses for them. So you can't really compare these, even as satire.
#54 - blargmode (12/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You can easily kill people with this **** too, or a potato.. Or **** it, you can easily kill someone with your bare hands. Let's ban all people instead
#38 - fukyouto (12/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)
holy **** im tired of these retards trying to say assault weapons are a right to have, you dont need a mother ******* assault rifle.
User avatar #45 to #43 - micota (12/22/2012) [-]
The main problem is almost any firearm can be an assault weapon...
User avatar #35 - semisane (12/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A car is a useful tool that, if something goes wrong, can kill people.
A gun is a useful tool with the express purpose of killing people.

Does this REALLY need explaining?
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#74 to #68 - thatfuego (12/23/2012) [-]
cutting holes in **** , donut holder, blowing **** up, breaking glass if you need too, scaring ******* away, and if you have a drum mag you can sit on it
#39 - weedly (12/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
First time when i read that I thought "470 hp" was 470 hitpoints, lol.
#2 - Faz (12/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
If you hit someone at 40 there's a good chance they will die, so even at the legal speed you are still capable of killing people if you are reckless. But also can we stop with this 						****					? We get it you love guns and are incredibly stupid since you see every inanimate object ranging from spoon to car to be on equal grounds with a gun...you know the object designed to KILL PEOPLE. First off nobodys going to be stupid enough to take guns away from a load of gun toting rednecks because of the obvious backlash so can we stop with these stupid ass posts please, they aren't funny and they are incredibly idiotic.
If you hit someone at 40 there's a good chance they will die, so even at the legal speed you are still capable of killing people if you are reckless. But also can we stop with this **** ? We get it you love guns and are incredibly stupid since you see every inanimate object ranging from spoon to car to be on equal grounds with a gun...you know the object designed to KILL PEOPLE. First off nobodys going to be stupid enough to take guns away from a load of gun toting rednecks because of the obvious backlash so can we stop with these stupid ass posts please, they aren't funny and they are incredibly idiotic.
#8 to #2 - thelastamerican (12/22/2012) [-]
The Swiss don't seem to have a problem.
The Swiss don't seem to have a problem.
#92 - theblargypargler (12/23/2012) [-]
DON'T BRING POLITICS TO THE INTERNET YOU ********** !
#88 - rems (12/23/2012) [-]
a car does not choose to drive fast, the driver does,    
its just like saying   
   
''fast food can make you so fat you die   
BAN FAST FOOD''   
   
just 						****					 off and reach me the skittles
a car does not choose to drive fast, the driver does,
its just like saying

''fast food can make you so fat you die
BAN FAST FOOD''

just **** off and reach me the skittles
#76 - mexicanfood (12/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Except that cars have multiple safety features and were originally invented for transportation, the car industry is also making their cars increasingly more user friendly, reliable, and safer. This is the complete opposite for guns since they were built to kill, gun companies just want to make more lethal gun. Nobody ******* needs an assault rifle unless that person is in the military/police/whatever and their job would find an assault rifle useful. I highly doubt the robber that will never rob your house requires 5 assault rifle rounds to the chest to be thoroughly taken down.

Please give me one reason why a civillian would need an assault rifle. Dont give me any of that end of the world, zombie, military attacking my house ******** , because that will never happen in your life time.

#66 - whitcher (12/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I need one!

18th century law says I can.

How am I supposed to defend my house if a burglar has one?

You'll just stop the good people from owning one, bad people would just buy them on the black market!

Tanks don't kill people, people driving tanks do. Unless you play video games (tanks being actually in the game not necessary) then video games do.

The NTA (National Tank Association) say "Good guys wth tanks stop bad guys with tanks"

Yadda yadda and so on.
User avatar #83 to #80 - whitcher (12/23/2012) [-]
You're missing the point of the joke.

#61 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
people get killed in car accidents too, plus you should start thinking about the very limited amount of resources and the environment, its not like you can exceed a 100 miles an hour any way without breaking the law, so might as well do it in a cheaper and environmentally friendlier car... I seriously hope the US goes down within the next 10 years, which is not unlikely at all. Rid the world of your bad influence
#60 - tylosaurus (12/23/2012) [-]
Cars aren't made to kill. Cars usually can't break through a wall and kill several students and leave them traumatized. Those that survived that is. OP you're a stupid idiot. Though it is amusing how you try to justify the right to have guns.
Cars aren't made to kill. Cars usually can't break through a wall and kill several students and leave them traumatized. Those that survived that is. OP you're a stupid idiot. Though it is amusing how you try to justify the right to have guns.
User avatar #32 - xinsai (12/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
dunno which comedian said it, but:

Don't ban guns, make bullets expensive, like 5000 for a single bullet. Then if a mother ****** gets shot, people will be all "dayum, he must have deserved it."
#96 - mattmanhemi (12/23/2012) [-]
******* love the hurst challenger!!!!
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