Hilarious Pick Up Lines(click to read)
The ward the day is "legs." Let' s go back ta my place and spread the ward.
A cat falls Into the water E. the meester laughs. What' s the moral the stary??? Awat ** y always makes a happy c* ck.
My magic watch says that you den' t have en any underwear. (She says yes I ) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. foh Really. What is that?) itsjust that... year numbers net in It.
De you werk far UPS? I cerld have swarn I saw you checking aut my package.
What has 148 teeth and helds back the Incredible hulk? My Zipper!
De you want ta math? Let' s add a bed, subtract your clothes, dicide your legs and multiply!
I' m net Fred Flintstone, butt can make your bedrock!
mu may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way ta fall... is in laye with me.
I last my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
ifl received a nickel far everytime I saw sameone as beautiful as you, I' d have flee cents.
My sacks are haying a party, your pants want ta come dawn?
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, den' t werry I teld Santa I wanted you far Christmas.
I den' t knew much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
It' s a geed thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am tatally checking you eut!!
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I' ll nail yeu!
A bay glues a girl 12 reses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says ta her " I will stop laying you when all the reses die"
There are we banes in the human bedy... want anither one?
Yourre like a prize winning fish. I dent knew whether ta eat you er meant you.
De you beliebe in laye at first sight, er sheild I walk by again?
Screw me if I am wrang, but haben' t we met before?
See my friend ayer there? He wants ta knew if you think I' m cute.
De you werk at subway? Because you just gaye me a
That shirt is very becoming en you, but if I was en you I' d be Deming tee!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the hallways?