Yes. No. I LAUGH AT YOUR CLAIMS TO BRAVELY TAKE ON A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WHEN MOST OF YOU CANT STAND UP TO A SPIDER. I'm Australian. We take on spiders. Crocodiles Dingos Sharks Bluebottle Jellyfish Daily, I'm sure a zombie apocalypse would be a pushover.
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I LAUGH AT YOUR
CLAIMS TO BRAVELY
TAKE ON A ZOMBIE
APOCALYPSE
WHEN MOST OF YOU
CANT STAND UP TO A
SPIDER
...
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Submitted: 12/20/2012
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#3 - Keoul (12/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm Australian.
We take on spiders.
Crocodiles
Dingos
Sharks
Bluebottle Jellyfish
Daily, I'm sure a zombie apocalypse would be a pushover.
User avatar #8 to #3 - rippercrust (12/20/2012) [-]
But just one sting ray.....
User avatar #30 - kinglobster (12/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
spiders are small and silent
zombies are easily noticed
im not scared of what i can see, im scared of what i cant.
User avatar #86 - esmebuffay (12/21/2012) [-]
Zombies only have four limbs (at most) where as spiders have eight, therefor spiders are twice as deadly as zombies.
#64 - senglish (12/21/2012) [-]
WHOA WHOA WHOA. I saw a spider come out of nowhere out our a ******* blanket. I don't see a zombie surprising me from a ******* blanket.
#62 - deathrinderalta (12/21/2012) [-]
I would face the tide of flesh with steel in my heart and weapon in hand.
#24 - anonymous (12/20/2012) [-]
i would put a football helmet and boxing gloves on a zombied and keep it as a pet
name him hungrie
#90 - anonymous (12/21/2012) [-]
But dude... SPiders
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#93 to #75 - philm (12/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #61 - DahColeTrain (12/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not scared of spiders per se, just the uncertainty of not knowing what type of spider it is.
User avatar #46 - Mr Ronok ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]
zombies only have 2 legs... and 2 eyes
User avatar #15 - xxxmrawsomexxx ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
Hmmm i remeber this from somewhere, oh yes its been here already
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4152897/zombie+apocalypse+sad+truth/
Not hating just pointing it out
User avatar #4 - airmanpeaches (12/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I am deathly afraid of spiders.. If I see a spider on my wall, I will scream like a little girl.

I also play Airsoft, it's a pretty fun hobby. But when I'm playing, and I know it's shot, or be shot. I don't give a **** about spiders.

I crawl though the underside of bushes, and pop out covered in who knows what just to get someone out.

What I'm saying is, when your life (Or "life" in Airsoft) is on the line, your petty fears will escape you. Heights, spiders, and even clowns will not budge that sudden manliness that has over come you.
#1 - Zaxplab ONLINE (12/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What? Have you ever heard of a zombie doing this???
What? Have you ever heard of a zombie doing this???
User avatar #91 - wulphshadowtail ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]
My spider bros and I have a good system worked out; I don't crush him and he eats all the flies and various other bugs that get in here occasionally.
User avatar #77 - sarcasticone (12/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
.....Dunno...I'm quite sure I would kill anyone and everyone and everything that walked across me during a zombie apocalypse ....im a pretty cold ************ .
#85 to #81 - kadish (12/21/2012) [-]
Oh, I am not considering that's a pony, just compare your phrase "I'm a pretty cold 						************					" with your avatar, even forgetting it's actually a pony. And I really don't care than "Having the avatar doesn't make me who you are" I'm just making that comparisno
Oh, I am not considering that's a pony, just compare your phrase "I'm a pretty cold ************ " with your avatar, even forgetting it's actually a pony. And I really don't care than "Having the avatar doesn't make me who you are" I'm just making that comparisno
User avatar #50 - Lambda (12/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
As long as there are no zombie spiders we'll be all good.
#10 - madoc (12/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Hm... This takes some thinking.

We humans have during evolution been genetically engineered into being afraid of spiders, since spiders used to be an extreme danger and being afraid of them made us more likely to survive and spread our own genes more...

Since we have never encountered zombies during our evolution, we wouldn't necessarily be as afraid of them as we are of spiders.

HOWEVER, we ARE genetically programmed into avoiding corpses, since corpses can carry nasty diseases, and that could mean that we would find zombies as frightening as spiders.

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#49 - auesis (12/21/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, I'll just lock and board up everything in my house, ration myself and cry until I eventually starve to death.   
   
I'm not a hero. Not even going to pretend that I am.
Meanwhile, I'll just lock and board up everything in my house, ration myself and cry until I eventually starve to death.

I'm not a hero. Not even going to pretend that I am.
User avatar #26 - sheepysquirrel (12/20/2012) [+] (21 replies)
Too many people I know are like "herp I got my 20 dollar ninja sword to fight zombies" and think they'll last. I for one will HOPEFULLY find a good place to shoot until I run out of bullets and I will have a few knives and a machete maybe an axe too just in case. I will die quickly.
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