If only

Commenters are the master race.

I agree.

Actually all it takes to get Frontpage on FJ is to repost something funny.
Top comment is a much harder achievement if you ask me, only have done it once myself.

I am with you there
Front page more than once, top comment, only once.
Then again my comment wasn't too funny

i disagree

Explain why.

i have gotten top comment more than i have gotten front page so for me it is easier to get that... of course i don't repost so there is that

To be honest, it's actually not that difficult to reach frontpage with comments. All you got to do, is go to the tenth page, and see which posts has the least upload time (Like if it got 30 thumbs after 2 hours), because it is most likely to reach frontpage, if it followed said rate.
Then think of something funny to comment at that picture and get profit.

If you want to 100% securely get frontpage, make the picture have something to do with dubs and roll dubs.

Way to give away my secret

I care.

Some of the funniest shit I've ever seen has been comments.

It's much harder to get front page in comments than in posts, so be proud of it. I just got one of the top comments 2 days ago too.

I care. I've only ever gotten top 20 in comments. The day I'm on the front page will be the day I can die happy. Or, well, atty least a little happier. Not really that much more, but you know, it would be pretty cool. Cooler than when my OC hot front page

its really easy to make 2x a day frontpage. check my content with -17 red thumps and u can see how its done. took me 5 min to upload 6 pictures and 2 of them made frontpage

i done this a few times now...i feel ya bro

Quite.

unfortunately, this doesn't work in England

Or maybe this?

Man with tits?

This just raises further questions!

I've tried to shop him fat for like 20 minutes but I gave up

hahha omg i love you haha

I'm sorry.
'This better?

If it helps I meant to say "no boobs shown when having sex"

I was just making an observation that the artist drew half of the boobs in the fist panel, and none in the last panel. When they're naked.

ITS IRONIC I THINK

Haha, I've thought about it but my friends are on here... sooo.... No way.

Real life friends or FJ friends?

Both.

Cover your face and post nsfw :P

If my real life friends knew about my FJ account, I'd delete it.

You won't find one that's hot.

...I'm hot... :(

> Nerdy Chick
> Hot

Pick one.

I thumbed, but my girl plays Call of Duty better than me. And shes fine as hell. She is also almost as good as I am.

And no, I do not suck at shooters, shes just really good. Girls can be good at video games too. =P

Nerdy means all aspects of a nerd. Not only a gamer.

At Halo**** Wow I derped that one pretty hard

I guess you do not know who "Mehbil" is then she is nerdier than me and so hot.

I do not.

I frequent her tumblr, googler her.
mehbil.deviantart.com/gallery/24235283?offset=0#/d48b6zv
this is one of my favorites, but her Maid shoot is amazing too.
She does less nudes now then she used to but I think she is still as sexy as ever.

She may be decent (kinda fat), but nerdy doesn't mean attractive girl who wears glasses. Nerdy means full on Nerd :P

Well she's not that attractive, I said she's decent. The thing about her, is she's apparently into modeling. So she probably is an expert in make up and stuff that hids her uglyness. Does she love science/math? Is she super smart?

Okay so not sure on that but she is into nerdy things.

She's not that hot..

Maybe I have a type then.

^ this guy

Even I thumbed that.

well in most cases you would only get to pick one

Wow. Way to come off as a cunt

www.funnyjunk.com/user/oowaxdoo/40#40
More cunt behaviour.

You can't just say you'r hot

Yea, you actually can. Most hot girls know that they're hot.

Well, I've been told it... so... Okay you're right.

I haven't been on the front page in two years.
Feels bad man..

I was on FP for the first time yesterday

random gif

I wish that this is all that it took :(

funny junk front page once club
(rules)
1. must have been on front page once.
(end of rules)
I was on front page once

Welcome, Brother.

My only frontpage didn't even get that many thumbs.

Same here bro! There was 1(!) post between me and the FP once as well

I was on frontpage for a stupid pun.

Then you shall receive a fuck buddy for 10 minutes

I find this compensation appropriate.

i was on frontpage twice. and i have just posted two times so far.

OP fucking a girl...

**stiffbeefyone rolls 474**

shit

**qwertyfuckerisback rolls 443** looking for this?

**sixsicsix rolls 8** + for trips

**hammarhead rolls 421**

**agonizingkingjake rolls 405**

**happygrowman rolls 193**

iv been here since i was 9 and only been there twice

American studying in England here. So far, I've only met one girl who liked my accent, the rest seem indifferent. The one who liked it, though, it drove her crazy :D

Seems the same here on the other side of the ocean. Only some girls like it. Speaking from observations here.

i'm british and i quite like the american accent

British girl here - Accents are accents, I find all accents pretty awesome, especially American, Italian, Australian, Swedish, Austrian.

That question kept me up some nights. "Do British people think Americans have accents?" Now I know.

Yeah you do. Well to me, it's a pretty strong one, I could pick it out in a crowd. No offence, most Americans I've come across, their voices just carry so far o.o

Probably because they come from big cities. Or are just loudmouths. None taken.

Same goes for me. I find British accents a little annoying. No offence.

Even more so in America. I have friends that are Hispanic, Russian, British and American. I thought it was mainly brits in your country.

We don't have accents...

Compared to them we do.

I was trying to be funny... and I have been complimented on it before, feel nice.

I chuckled. But then I serioused and thought that we did. And nice.

I've been to ireland and I know the irish girls do.

Fuck it! Moving to Ireland (I had already intended to, but this just solidifies it).

Fuck yea. Ireland just got bumped up ahead of noway on my... "List of places to go while I still have my youth for various reason list!" List.

They must cry with you?
please don't tell me you use tears for lube

they must!
it is required

In the original (If it's the one I saw yesterday) he says ''I lift'' instead.