The speed of Darkness?. This is my OWN personal theory on the speed of darkness. I didn't find it on google or steal it from somebody here. Please don't steal,  Speed of darkness
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The speed of Darkness?

This is my OWN personal theory on the speed of darkness. I didn't find it on google or steal it from somebody here. Please don't steal, mkay?<br />

tst A theory brought to you by xporcupine as
TI/ hat- is the saeed of dark ?
This is what I' m going to answer for you today.
The speed of light is 299, 792, 458 miles thesecond.
Since darkness is simply (ack of light, I' m assuming the speed o
darkness would be a (ack of 299, 792, 458 miles per second. In
other words, miles per second. Then again, right behind a
beam of light is always a trail of darkness, never falling behind,
So really, darkness travels at a speed of 299, 792, 458 miles per
second also. This could be debated because modern science
tells us that darkness is truly nothing, so you would be saying
nothing can move, which in all honesty, I don' t find too hard t
believe since light has no density, yet can travel and be sucked
in by black holes. So, I agree with the statement that nothing
moves, and it travels at exactly 299, 792, 458 miles per second.
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User avatar #19 - RobloEscobar (05/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)

with a flux capicitor and a delorean going 88 mph...
User avatar #71 - TheHardySerb (05/17/2010) [+] (6 replies)
I disagree with you because you cannot give a characteristic to that which does not exist. Saying darkness has a speed is like saying silence has a sound. While in some philosophical sense that statement is true in practicality it means nothing. This is because something which does not exist cannot have a characteristic, if it did, it would exist. Then we would have to explain what 'dark' is and how it fits in with the rest of the fundamental particles. All in all, darkness cannot have speed solely because it doest not exist.
User avatar #1 - Cartouk (05/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Mind blown. You sir are a mental faggot.
User avatar #5 - toclafane (05/16/2010) [-]
That hurt my brain, but it was worth it.
#40 - twist (05/17/2010) [-]
#37 - xPorcupine **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Sorry if it's not correct....I...I'm just a porcupine. What do you guys expect from me?
User avatar #53 - BlackBishop (05/17/2010) [+] (9 replies)
dude your amazing i am big into philosophy and now i am even more confused thanks love you (yes in a gay way)
#31 - TheManWithThePlan (05/17/2010) [+] (4 replies)
The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second. Genius.
#34 to #32 - xPorcupine **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
I meant to say Second. not sexond.
User avatar #30 - Skullyy (05/17/2010) [-]
Well then.

Drinks water..

******* EXPLODES
#12 - ubuntucuber (05/17/2010) [-]
Speed of light is 186,355 miles per second
User avatar #77 - slaya (05/17/2010) [-]
mind= explosion
User avatar #63 - stillanonymous (05/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
darkness is simply light going away...
User avatar #61 - stegasaurusrex (05/17/2010) [-]
this brings up a question... if colors are based on the reflection of light, then what happens in absolute darkness? do things that would usually have color be completely colorless until someone shines a lot on them? just something i thought about.
User avatar #56 - kibuza (05/17/2010) [-]
....So THAT'S why black people run so fast! xPorcupine, I think you may have just saved us many bikes.
#52 - metalmaster **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [+] (7 replies)
are you a wizard?
User avatar #24 - whydidyoudothat (05/17/2010) [-]
mmmiiinnndddfffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck o.O
#22 - xXHJWtheKidXx (05/17/2010) [-]
this theory should come with a towel to wipe your brains up with
#20 - anonymous (05/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I think the white will usually outrun the black if there's enough chasing him trying to steal his bike
User avatar #17 - GBDurrary (05/17/2010) [-]
Darkness, as an absence of light, does not progress or move. Light can never be beaten by light (Not in a motivational way) as light has a mass, while dark does not. Thus darkness has no speed. If darkness follows light, it is merely the light passing through, not darkness moving.
Darkness has no speed.
The speed of light is 299, 792, 458 METRES per second (And I have spelt metre correctly) It is only 186, 355 miles per second.
#8 - gealar (05/16/2010) [-]
If your going to claim it as your theory you might want to change it to meters per second instead of miles.
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