Dear God. Just came across this a couple minutes ago.. mmi. ' Lolikr' a comment.... Oh, so that's why there's no murder and evil deeds outside of school... oh wait... soylent green
Click to expand


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #29 - burningmonkblood (12/20/2012) [-]
Oh, so that's why there's no murder and evil deeds outside of school... oh wait...
User avatar #6 - analleakage (12/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, the shirts logic is flawless.
If God was allowed in schools, there would be no violence in schools, as we obviously can conclude, seeing as there is absolutely no violence, places where God is allowed.

Seriously, who comes up with this **** ?
#65 - tweetyftw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#40 - waffies (12/20/2012) [-]
Well if you're gonna have a ********* might as well go the whole 9 yards
#72 - hipsophobadon (12/20/2012) [-]
So much logic broken in one post, can't. handle. it.
So much logic broken in one post, can't. handle. it.
#82 - Kyuss (12/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Yeah well, the houses that God has been allowed in usually ends up with small boys being molested ...
User avatar #47 - greatboobya (12/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Dear child,

It's because you write in comic sans.
User avatar #25 - frankwest (12/20/2012) [-]
Why would you put all of that on a shirt. I don't even care about the statement it's trying to make. Why would you go through all that trouble?
User avatar #27 - tawpdawg (12/20/2012) [-]
God officially signed the shirt himself!


#128 - pokemonstheshiz (12/20/2012) [-]
User avatar #51 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (12/20/2012) [-]
"For the lulz. Lol"
- God
User avatar #9 - TheOneKing (12/20/2012) [+] (9 replies)
And the time he burned down two towns.
User avatar #17 to #12 - misticalz ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
And that he didn't want humans to have free thought.

Satan is a wonderful man c:
#113 - ninootendoo (12/20/2012) [+] (16 replies)
The rainbow signifies his promise to never flood the world again.

Genesis 9:12 And God said, "This is the sign of the covenant I am making between me and you and every living creature with you, a covenant for all generations to come:

Genesis 9:14 Whenever I bring clouds over the earth and the rainbow appears in the clouds,

Ezekiel 1:28 Like the appearance of a rainbow in the clouds on a rainy day, so was the radiance around him. This was the appearance of the likeness of the glory of the LORD. When I saw it, I fell facedown, and I heard the voice of one speaking.
#119 to #113 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account** (12/20/2012) [-]
A rainbow is a bow-shaped display in the sky of the colours of the spectrum, caused by the refraction and reflection of the sun's rays through rain or mist.
#108 - duudegladiator (12/20/2012) [-]

#99 - godoftheanons (12/20/2012) [-]
Want to defend God.. but can't get.. mixed in with.... the stupid..
User avatar #73 - Omegashenron (12/20/2012) [-]
"God is everywhere"
"He isn't allowed in schools!!!! How could he have done anything?"
Kill yourself please.
#53 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
User avatar #31 - rockmanneos (12/20/2012) [-]
If this God finds killing children as a valid excuse for being taken out of schools, then sign me up for a one way ticket to Hell.
#89 - anormalbrony (12/20/2012) [-]
according to the Westboro Baptist Church, god killed 16,000,000,000 in the flood
#86 - anonymous (12/20/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Well school is a place to learn about the real world, "god" has no place there. Also, god and science are two different things. inb4 red thumbs from butthurt christfags.
User avatar #100 to #91 - anormalbrony (12/20/2012) [-]
i understand that, but we don't learn the direct moral teachings of the religion, and of the more controversial sayings. we learn of a short overview of beliefs and teachings so we can understand why they made people act in such a way
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)