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Had a small DDOS. We're back now after I nulled some IPs.
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#84 - patriotprideboy (12/19/2012) [-]
>Work at Gamestop.   
>Get called in to work this Saturday.   
>It's my 						*******					 off day. Oh well, its only a few hours.   
>It's at a mall and people are doing their last minute holiday shopping, so the store is packed tighter than a Colombian drug mule's anus and I'm getting aggravated.   
>There's a bunch of 						*******					 soccer moms standing outside of the store 'protesting' the sale of 'violent' games.   
>The only video game they can name is Call of Duty.   
>These bitches are heckling the customers and the employees who work at the store.   
>Boss isn't doing 						****					 about it.   
>One of these whores approaches me.   
>"How can you sell these awful things to children?"   
>"Miss, its the parents who buy these in the first place."   
>"Is that how you sleep at night?"   
>"It's just a Job for me."   
>"You should be ashamed of yourself. You should do something about this. You're selling death to CHILDREN!"   
>"I'm just a sales person. Would you like to take it up with the management?"   
>"No. My problem is with you. Would you work for a company that sells these to kids. Haven't you seen the news? You should take it up with your boss."   
>"Miss... Why are you telling me how to do my Job? It's not like I show up in your kitchen and tell you how to bake cookies."   
>Her jaw drops on the floor and she starts yelling.   
>She ends up telling the manager that I'm an evil sexist.. With no concept of morality.   
>Manager sends me on break.   
>Mall security has to threaten her with real cops before she leaves. Doesn't stop soccer moms from loitering outside of the store and shouting stupid 						****					 for 2 hours.
>Work at Gamestop.
>Get called in to work this Saturday.
>It's my ******* off day. Oh well, its only a few hours.
>It's at a mall and people are doing their last minute holiday shopping, so the store is packed tighter than a Colombian drug mule's anus and I'm getting aggravated.
>There's a bunch of ******* soccer moms standing outside of the store 'protesting' the sale of 'violent' games.
>The only video game they can name is Call of Duty.
>These bitches are heckling the customers and the employees who work at the store.
>Boss isn't doing **** about it.
>One of these whores approaches me.
>"How can you sell these awful things to children?"
>"Miss, its the parents who buy these in the first place."
>"Is that how you sleep at night?"
>"It's just a Job for me."
>"You should be ashamed of yourself. You should do something about this. You're selling death to CHILDREN!"
>"I'm just a sales person. Would you like to take it up with the management?"
>"No. My problem is with you. Would you work for a company that sells these to kids. Haven't you seen the news? You should take it up with your boss."
>"Miss... Why are you telling me how to do my Job? It's not like I show up in your kitchen and tell you how to bake cookies."
>Her jaw drops on the floor and she starts yelling.
>She ends up telling the manager that I'm an evil sexist.. With no concept of morality.
>Manager sends me on break.
>Mall security has to threaten her with real cops before she leaves. Doesn't stop soccer moms from loitering outside of the store and shouting stupid **** for 2 hours.
#371 to #84 - carchariasthefurry (12/20/2012) [-]
>copy-paste something off of 4chan
>305 thumbs up
User avatar #373 to #371 - shaftyface ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
>Who cares.

I know I didnt use le mey mey arrows correctly but again.

Who
The
****
Cares.

Theres more important **** to worry about.
#370 to #84 - kridane (12/20/2012) [-]
Do you have battletoads?
Do you have battletoads?
#367 to #84 - anonymous (12/20/2012) [-]
Same **** , different place. Except I think I caused a divorce after I told that cunt that children need an adult to purchase Mature games, cause she started going Donkey Kong on her husband.
User avatar #366 to #84 - cloudshadowevil (12/20/2012) [-]
Its fine man, people try blaming other things to justify the fact that human treatment and raising children the right way has nothing to do with horrible unjustifiable actions of other's insanitary behavior. I applaud you for not punching her.
#365 to #84 - feeniks (12/20/2012) [-]
No wonder people shoot each others these days with people like that woman.
#361 to #84 - thatdeafguy (12/20/2012) [-]
<----would have been my face will trying to ignore the bitch
<----would have been my face will trying to ignore the bitch
#256 to #84 - imabser (12/20/2012) [-]
Problem solved?
Problem solved?
#372 to #256 - kingpongthedon (12/20/2012) [-]
Fal-cunt punch
#230 to #84 - hillbillypowpow (12/20/2012) [-]
I wasn't even supposed to be here today
#193 to #84 - deafitems (12/20/2012) [-]
this would have been EXACTLY what I would have said...
this would have been EXACTLY what I would have said...
#157 to #84 - anonymous (12/20/2012) [-]
ITT: sheeple
User avatar #124 to #84 - zigzagderpaderp (12/20/2012) [-]
copypasta. but a good one
User avatar #138 to #124 - patriotprideboy (12/20/2012) [-]
I wish it were a copypasta, but I didn't get so lucky. Perhaps you are thinking of the Atelier Totori one?
User avatar #140 to #138 - zigzagderpaderp (12/20/2012) [-]
I've ready this exact same story on 4chan.
#142 to #140 - patriotprideboy (12/20/2012) [-]
Aw 						****					, you got me. I thought for sure no one was going to get it the first time around.
Aw **** , you got me. I thought for sure no one was going to get it the first time around.
User avatar #156 to #142 - zigzagderpaderp (12/20/2012) [-]
We could have been friends
User avatar #118 to #84 - snipys (12/20/2012) [-]
Hipocritical moms. It's all them who are buying it for their kids and saying "omg don't tell me how to parent" The games are meant for people ages 17+. I admit I played these games when I was way too young but I'm getting real sick of these parents. You're a much better person then me because I would have punched her right in the jaw.
#171 to #118 - anonymous (12/20/2012) [-]
It's funny because every single word of that story is made up and you have no other reason to believe anything like this except for FJ's jaded attitude. You nigs love to blow everything out of proportion. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
User avatar #110 to #84 - luckyspirit (12/20/2012) [-]
I respect you. You really are a trooper.
As for me, I would have flipped **** by "You should be ashamed of yourself". I wouldn't have made a joke, but I would have gone ape **** on her by then.
#106 to #84 - creosote (12/20/2012) [-]
Not exactly classy, but still.
#98 to #84 - heartlessrobot (12/19/2012) [-]
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You're a better person than I. I would have lost my **** at her.
<What I'd say to her.
#96 to #84 - vycanismajoris (12/19/2012) [-]
What the 						****					 does that have to do with anything?
What the **** does that have to do with anything?
#95 to #84 - anonymous (12/19/2012) [-]
I ******* hate those feminist soccer mom thundercunts.
#362 to #95 - thatdeafguy (12/20/2012) [-]
thundercunts are go!
#302 to #95 - hamderp (12/20/2012) [-]
here you go
User avatar #134 to #95 - thedarkestrogue (12/20/2012) [-]
I don't know if there are any or not, but someone needs to make a gif of Lion-) shouting Thunder Cunts.
User avatar #135 to #134 - thedarkestrogue (12/20/2012) [-]
lion-0
User avatar #93 to #84 - afriendlyanon (12/19/2012) [-]
And this is why people like me just tell them to make like a tree and **** off.
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