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If I was The Devil I would manifest myself
inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God
and convince everyone that they can now be
forgiven for every sin Just by asking, thus
opening the floodgates for an unprecedented
and unending torrent of sin.
I would start with the uneducated and the poor.
I would impress them with some magic tricks,
teach them to pretend to eat my flesh, drink my
blood and always, ALWAYS, use MY name
when speaking to God.
I would most assuredly use my immortality
to fool them into thinking I came back from
the dead as proof of my divinity.
What better way is there to channel more
souls away from God and straight into Hell?
LANCE SIEVE'S
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User avatar #18 - waaw (12/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Actually, the devil's greatest trick was that one with the three cups and the little red ball.
#157 - captainwow (12/20/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Ya know, I never see anybody bashing other religions on here. I never see people picking apart why Islam is a load of **** , or why Judaism is made up fairy tales.

These aren't "anit-reliigon" posts, these are "Christianity vs. the World" posts.
#57 - muzikmafia (12/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#26 - AnonymousDonor (12/19/2012) [+] (7 replies)
yeah. channelling souls into hell by telling them to love one another   
   
makes sense
yeah. channelling souls into hell by telling them to love one another

makes sense
User avatar #80 - jokeface (12/20/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Except that God Himself foretold of Jesus coming into the world as early as Genesis. So we know that Jesus was not Satan trying to trick us.
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#91 - rightouslightning (12/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Jokes on you, devil, this has already been done before.
#127 to #102 - rightouslightning (12/20/2012) [-]
"Precisely, Robin!"
#190 - anonymous (12/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
if I were the devil, I would write the theory of evolution.
#181 - rel (12/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #25 - tonysangiorgio (12/19/2012) [-]

No
#158 - skeltonlax (12/20/2012) [-]
magic tricks eh?
#58 - litha (12/20/2012) [-]
Pic related to devil
User avatar #200 - ChichiGigante (12/20/2012) [+] (6 replies)
If he was the devil he would of gotten owned by God before he could do any of that.
#205 to #200 - bigrog (12/20/2012) [-]
actually there is something very similar in the book of revalation. The whore of babylon. A false prophet who lead astray many whose faith was weak, and have them believing they where doing gods work when really they were causing there own damnation. Many religious experts believe the whore of babylon to be the catholic church.
#160 - awesomenesss (12/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
insert *disgunbgud.gif*
#165 to #160 - ihatem (12/20/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
User avatar #107 - galacticboner (12/20/2012) [-]
And spread a word of kindness, tolerance and equality. Yeah. All that and Satan stuff.
#16 - thedarkestrogue (12/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Praise be to Cthulhu.
Praise be to Cthulhu.
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