Fucking Australians. That title sounds wrong... but oh so right. Worth the read.. From: Justin Hacker Date: Sunday 6 May 2012 5. To: new were suntan: Lamp I rec
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Fucking Australians

That title sounds wrong... but oh so right.

Worth the read.

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From: Justin Hacker
Date: Sunday 6 May 2012 5.
To: new were
suntan: Lamp
I received your note but you cant go onto other peoples propriety and
take things. that' s trespassing. is a wooded area and I
installed that light tor sewn' _ It' s a safety issue. I can' t help it if
same at the light goes across the mad, dos: your curtains int
bothers you.
From; David Thoma
Dan: Sunday a May 2012 7
To: Justin Flanker
suntan: Re: Lamp
Hello Justin,
Thank you for your email, while I accept that curtains are usually the
key to community accord. In this instance they would need to be
constructed or ' lead sheeting. Last night. with my
curtains closed and bedside light on I read a book. wearing
sunglasses, under a blanket
Though that blinkered local henna is the best solution. I do
understand the heightened need tor security living in a wooded area
such as the gated community of demands Having
northerly lived my entire the in Australia, I am with much at
the local wildlife but I dd see my mat raccoon last week. I stepped
outside to have a cigarette and the raccoon. sitting as than The feet
may beside an appended bin eating the remains oi it nomads
Artisan Tuscan salami pizza, hissed at the surprised. I threw myseld
backwards. rolled several times toward the door. and sprang to my
not holding the above my head to appear my
sometime during the maneuver. probably during the
roll part as it was over gravel and I was wearing shorts and a thin t-
shirt so I had to take , slow. the raccoon ten which probably ism as
exciting a story as it should be but this isn' t Borneo and I' m not not
London.
I did see a snake the other day though. I picked up a stick to poke ,
with which also turned out to be a snake, back in panic. I
threw , may from me, but our dog thought I was playing latch and I
had to run and jump over a creek to get airway.
As such. this weekend I intend to set up a canister at poisonous gas
in my yard with an industrial fan behind it I can’! Help it u some of the
gas was across the road.
Regards. David.
From; Justin Hacker
new Monday 7 May 2012 2.
To: David Theme
sun at Re. Re Lamp
is that meant to be a threat? Put up or your window a you
om like the light. we who here 5 years more you even moved into
the neighborhood and got along perfectly with Ryan who Even at your
property below you We went to his was I loaned him our
mower. we get along with all our neighbors. I dent know Mia! you
people do in your mm country but in this country we dull go onto
other peoples property and touch their stun.
From: David Theme
Batu: Monday T May 2012 3.
To: Justin Hacker
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Lamp
Dear Justin.
In my country. Mis are reserved " police helicopter
chases and warning sailors or hazardous shoals. This is despite the
tact that practically every living creature there can kill you in under
three minutes. our primary spoken language is screaming.
I' m not surprised you got along well with all the other neighbours If
you put my children with _ syndrome in a room there is going
to be a lot M hugging.
Arid no , was not a threat. It was an exaggerated response to an
uncompromising stands. I was taught never to make a threat unless
you are prepared to carry , out and I am not a tan ct carrying
anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me
uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possbily they may ask me to
help.
I out consider instaling a as on t as yours. but this would
require some farm oi carrying things, electrical wiring knowledge. and
access to a power supply capable or that amount oi
wattage Probably fusion. As I am told on by my partner tor wasting
money when I leave the light on in the bathroom overnight. I can only
speculate to what her reaction would be to an bill sight
times our annual income tor retaliatory garden lighting. she would
probably have to get a third no
It would be much cheaper to stand in my driveller and throw rocks. I
cant help it it some oi the rocks go across the road Von should
probably put something up in your window.
Regards. David.
From: Justin Flanker
Dat Tuesday 8 May 2012 10.
Yo: David Ttrome,
Did you take our lamp again asshole’? What part about not being
allowed to go on our property item you get?
From; David Thorpe
net Tuesday 8 May 2012 10.
To: Justin Flanker
suntan: Re: Re: Re; Re: Re: Lamp
Dear Justin,
No, I did not take the light again I relocated , again its current
location may be discovered by deciphering the folowing set of clues
to ts whereabouts. Perhaps you could inane your mend Ryan ave!
and treat , as a kind treasure hunt:
1. It' s in the Letterbox again.
2. Look in the .
As I realms this probably won' t narrow it down much for you, I will give
you a third clue in the tom at is riddle
What who with the light a thousand was and is in the
Regards. David.
From: Justin Hacker
Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 11.
To; new Thoma
subject: Re: my Re: Re
Lamp
I put a smaller lamp in so you can shut the luck up mm Don' t email
me again and it you ever trespass on our property again I will press
charges.
From: David was
net Tuesday 5 2012 12.
To; Justin Hacker
subject: Re: Rer Re: Re: Re: Re Re: Lamp
Dear Justin.
what it I have a barbecue and need to send you an \' 7 is t ck
to email you then?
Regards. David,
From: Justin Hacker
Date; Tuesday 8 May 2012 12.
To: David Thorns
From; David Thorns
new Tuesday 8 May 2012 12
To: Justin Flanker
Dear Justin,
What it I needle borrow your ? I cant invite people over
tor a barbecue and expect than to stand in long glass someone
might be bitten by a snake. its a safely issue.
Regards. new
From: Justin Flanker
Date: Tuesday 5 May 2012 3.
To: David Thoma
Fuck on hackle Austria.
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Submitted: 12/19/2012
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User avatar #3 - razzr (12/19/2012) [-]
i dont care if its a re post, i fucking died laughing after he wat burns with the light of one thousand suns and is in the letter box, god fucking hilarious
#2 - Keoul (12/19/2012) [-]
Should send a koala after em!   
They eat their own shit so you know they mean business!
Should send a koala after em!
They eat their own shit so you know they mean business!
#5 - anonymous (12/20/2012) [-]
WRONG. Hes AUSTRIAN, not AUSTRAILIAN.
#1 - balnce (12/19/2012) [-]
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