Essential sex lines. If you ever go to France, remember these and you'll be just fine. Tainted... This must be from "Dirty French" I have "Dirty Spanish" and lemme tell ya, it's one usefull-ass book. I know how to call someone a pussyfoot Essential sex lines If you ever go to France remember these and you'll be just fine Tainted This must from "Dirty French" I have Spanish" lemme tell ya it's one usefull-ass book know how call someone a pussyfoot
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #5 - mrpointynose
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(12/19/2012) [-]
This must be from "Dirty French"
I have "Dirty Spanish" and lemme tell ya, it's one usefull-ass book. I know how to call someone a pussyfooting dandy in Spanish, and I didn't even know the insult in English!
User avatar #36 to #5 - atomicnutter
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Could you link me to an online version of this book. Many thanks.
User avatar #26 - fxremastered
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(12/19/2012) [-]
Just in case anyone here actually would ever use this, you would say puis-je jouir dans ta bouche.
#28 to #26 - LOLerz
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That is the correct structure, bravo my good friend, but do you really care if you're about to cum on a bitch's face and use correct linguistics?   
Like "Excuse me madame, may i please ejaculate my semen on your delicate bosom?"   
I'd be like, "**** bitch, imma cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum on your TITTIES"
That is the correct structure, bravo my good friend, but do you really care if you're about to cum on a bitch's face and use correct linguistics?
Like "Excuse me madame, may i please ejaculate my semen on your delicate bosom?"
I'd be like, "**** bitch, imma cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum on your TITTIES"
User avatar #37 to #28 - yunablade
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(12/19/2012) [-]
Well, there is adifference between doing it as a sir and just *******.
User avatar #29 to #28 - fxremastered
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lol true, and yeah I know the structure. Je suis Québécois. Although that is also a reason why I might not know it correctly. :P
User avatar #30 to #29 - LOLerz
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(12/19/2012) [-]
Je suis français donc tout est pardonné mon chére ami. :)
#60 to #30 - itrinx
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(12/19/2012) [-]
cher*
cher*
#54 - Metallicock
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(12/19/2012) [-]
Because "I jack off twice a day" is a sex line
#68 to #54 - lordzixx
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tried to shift up your comment (also in the process of typing shift, I forgot the f, and didn't noticed until I selected the pic)
#12 - majorkilljoy
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(12/19/2012) [-]
Second page anyone?!
#56 to #12 - pterodactylz
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(12/19/2012) [-]
"Parking garage for dicks."
#1 - comow **User deleted account**
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#34 to #1 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account**
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I also know this

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#77 - deathrinderalta
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(12/19/2012) [-]
&quot;We surrender&quot;
"We surrender"
#6 - VaultTechy
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User avatar #92 to #6 - destinedsoup
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Could somebody give me the sauce of this picture plz?
#35 - yunablade
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(12/19/2012) [-]
**yunablade rolled a random image posted in comment #2051317 at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum **

This is really educative, adding to favorites
#86 - opa
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(12/19/2012) [-]
mfw &quot;Go make the giant cry&quot;
mfw "Go make the giant cry"