Essential sex lines. If you ever go to France, remember these and you'll be just fine. Tainted... This must be from "Dirty French" I have "Dirty Spanish" and lemme tell ya, it's one usefull-ass book. I know how to call someone a pussyfoot
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Essential sex lines

If you ever go to France, remember these and you'll be just fine.

Tainted.

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User avatar #5 - mrpointynose (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This must be from "Dirty French"
I have "Dirty Spanish" and lemme tell ya, it's one usefull-ass book. I know how to call someone a pussyfooting dandy in Spanish, and I didn't even know the insult in English!
User avatar #26 - fxremastered (12/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Just in case anyone here actually would ever use this, you would say puis-je jouir dans ta bouche.
#28 to #26 - LOLerz (12/19/2012) [-]
That is the correct structure, bravo my good friend, but do you really care if you're about to cum on a bitch's face and use correct linguistics?   
Like "Excuse me madame, may i please ejaculate my semen on your delicate bosom?"   
I'd be like, "						****					 bitch, imma cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum on your TITTIES"
That is the correct structure, bravo my good friend, but do you really care if you're about to cum on a bitch's face and use correct linguistics?
Like "Excuse me madame, may i please ejaculate my semen on your delicate bosom?"
I'd be like, " **** bitch, imma cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum on your TITTIES"
#54 - Metallicock (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Because "I jack off twice a day" is a sex line
#12 - majorkilljoy (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Second page anyone?!
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#77 - deathrinderalta (12/19/2012) [-]
"We surrender"
"We surrender"
#6 - VaultTechy (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#35 - yunablade (12/19/2012) [-]
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This is really educative, adding to favorites
#86 - opa (12/19/2012) [-]
mfw "Go make the giant cry"
mfw "Go make the giant cry"
#70 - xoyv (12/19/2012) [-]
"go make the giant cry"

yeah, one eyed willy
#40 - Womens Study Major (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only bilingual person here that finds this pathetic? Just me?



#44 to #40 - needlessfoal (12/19/2012) [-]
I find it hilarious, and i am so going to mess with my french teacher tomorrow
I find it hilarious, and i am so going to mess with my french teacher tomorrow
#80 - karnax (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
But what if you jack off three times a day
But what if you jack off three times a day
#10 - threeeehuggings (12/19/2012) [-]
Meanwhile at OP's house   
   
(no really, this has been posted too many 						*******					 times)
Meanwhile at OP's house

(no really, this has been posted too many ******* times)
User avatar #74 - lightninghedgehog (12/19/2012) [-]
Ahhh, the language of love
User avatar #46 - spaceshark (12/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
there is a full series to these books, including spanish, japanese, and german.
all of them are full of innappropriate and otherwise socailly unnacceptable things to say.
( I only have the german and japanese ones)
User avatar #9 - thorlak (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Go make the giant cry?

That's the most poetic way I've heard to say "go wank"
#18 - tarantallegra (12/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
and have some Korean as well.
#39 - alienstryke (12/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Pepe le peux
>le peux
PEUX

My knowledge could be false but first thing I though of when I seen
"Je peux jouir....?"
User avatar #41 to #39 - sonicnevermind (12/19/2012) [-]
It was a play on words.. cause he was a skunk... peux sound like you're smelling something smelly. not really what it means in french.
#33 - wertq (12/19/2012) [-]
Seriously? Wow!
Seriously? Wow!
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